Alliance leads to Friendship, Friendship leads to Suffering

[Arkbrik]

"Who's in charge here?! Where is the air support?!"



"So... Piltogg... I suspect you have a good reason for pulling me away from my duties."



"Your bier can wait, my good Klaus. Come! Stand here. You need to see these."

"I know all about the pwnies, Piltogg. We've all seen the reports a hundred - "



"You have seen nothing! Watching pwnie war footage in your spare time is one thing... allying with these creatures is another. You already face war with Trattoria over this. If other nations start picking sides the Third Alliance could be split in two!"



"Do not worry. For now the Pwnies have just been engaging in small skirmishes with Vergilius Raskolnikov's empire, but their Princess has promised me that soon their full might will be unleashed upon the Britannian Empire. When our alliance comrades see the destructive potential of these pwnies, they will surely come around."

"We shall see."



To be continued... with some real action

[Theblackdog]

I can't wait.

How public is the Bavarian/pwny alliance? Is it general knowledge right now, or is it only known to the other Third Alliance rulers?

[Silverdream]

Trattorian Spies leaked the information so that Bavaria would be seen as an illegitimate member of the third alliance.

Also, nice Rarity.

[Zupponn]

Hahahahaha. Love the Starcraft Brood War references.

[mgb519]

Hahahahaha. Love the Starcraft Brood War references.

Wait, so that wasn't just me? Awesome.
Alexei was a badass.

[piltogg]

penises being analogous to the zerg is a pretty cool idea actually. But I'm unsure how it will work out in actual briks due to penises being either expensive or difficult to build depending on which version you use.

edit: an idea! That would work for my collection anyway, would be to have mlp penises as the commanding officers and to have the grunt forces of a pwny army be regular lego horses: which I have like 20 of easily.

[Zahru II]

Genius.

[Bragallot]

Hahahahaha. Love the Starcraft Brood War references.

Wait, so that wasn't just me? Awesome.
Alexei was a badass.

I hope he makes a return. I thought those extra missions where you learn he survived were actually certified canon at one point.

[Kalvinator]

edit: an idea! That would work for my collection anyway, would be to have mlp penises as the commanding officers and to have the grunt forces of a pwny army be regular lego horses: which I have like 20 of easily.

That is a great idea.

[Natalya]

I noticed SCBW at, "Where is the air support?"