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Arkbrik sudan hussian

Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 1092 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: Sir Johnny hunts a dragon |
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The brave Royal Knight sir Johnny has set off into the woods to seek out and kill a dragon that has been terrorizing the local poulace. As he nears the heart of the forest, he finds his target...
Sir Johnny and his squires:
The dragon:
Overview of the battlefield:
The battle begins
The dragon leaps out of its nest and breathes fire on the intruders, but misses:
Sir Johnny charges the dragon, but fails to harm it. The dragon counterattacks and accidentally cuts off its own arm on Johnny's sword!
The dragon attacks and sir Johnny loses his shield. His counterattack do some damage to the dragon though.
Sir Johnny hurts the dragon some more. One of his squires pick up his shield for him. The other squire seems to have other interests...
Yoink!
Disarmed, sir Johnny makes a hasty retreat.
The greedy squire begins to loot the dragon's treasure.
...which proves to be an unwise action.
Sir Johnny makes a comeback, dealing a fearsome blow to the dragon!
But the game ends in tears (and blood)...
 _________________ Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Killer Karetsu Minifig

Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 212 Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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The batle idea was good, but it was a bit boring . Maybe you should write more "jokes" and more enemies. But as I have said before in my posts, this is only MY oppinion.  _________________ NO!TTHERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!! |
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Ross_Varn formerly AmmoMan

Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 2400 Location: Procrastinating.
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pesgores forum disapproval celebrity

Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 3222 Location: Looking for baseplates
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Great idea for a battle. perfect for RPG-like games. _________________ "You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, that you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone
My official post number 1000 was "The whole battle?"
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The Wizard arrives precisely when he means to

Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 88 Location: In my tower
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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Meh. Needs a wizard. _________________ A Wizard is never late. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Visit my tower! |
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Arkbrik sudan hussian

Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 1092 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:06 am Post subject: |
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| AmmoMan wrote: | | Cool battle. Go Dragon! Who did you play this with? |
Myself. That allows a lot more fudging.
| The Wizard wrote: | Meh. Needs a wizard.
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Well, there might be a sequel... _________________ Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here. |
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Moronstudios Is a dog fine too?

Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 990 Location: Vancouver Island
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Arkbrik sudan hussian

Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 1092 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you. _________________ Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here. |
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piltogg Metric unit of manliness

Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Posts: 1340 Location: Fictional Deutchland
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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nicely done, however VERY small. _________________
BRING IN THE FRAU MIT DER SCHNAPPS UND BIER! |
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NatalyaAF honorary Angry Inch expert

Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 1572 Location: Atlanta
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:03 am Post subject: |
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LOL
I thought it was funny. |
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pesgores forum disapproval celebrity

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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome back, Natalya. _________________ "You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, that you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone
My official post number 1000 was "The whole battle?"
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Ross_Varn formerly AmmoMan

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