STARCorp. LLC - State Of The Union Speech BR 2,019 by CEO Grayde Deele

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STARCorp. LLC - State Of The Union Speech BR 2,019 by CEO Grayde Deele

Post by MadMario » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:55 pm

Subspace transmission on all known frequencies, universal translator on, broadcast begins...

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"To whichever starfaring civilization may hear this, I am Grayde Deele, the CEO of STAR Corp. LLC - a big and successful corporation which has actually grown into a full scale civilization itself, inhabiting several hundred star systems in the Henndirro Galaxy. I decided to speak to you all because we wanted to clarify some things.
Recently, we noticed a soaring increase of violence, attacks and similar threats around our territories.
We had several uncomely encounters in the past. And we found ways to deal with all of them. Usually in the truest sense of the words - with dealing. Negotiating border regions and trade agreements often became advantages for both sides..."


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"Seldom an agreement could not be made. And in these cases we had to find other ways. In these showcases I preserve the keepsakes of the fallen empires that could not get along with us. It reminds me of the serious matters we have to work with every single day, and keeps in mind that unfortunately it is not always possible to live on the principles of peaceful coexistence."



"So let me show you why it is a good idea to get a trade agreement, a peace treaty or even an alliance with us."

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"Our trade routes last for centuries, some are so old that neither side knows when exactly it started. Our knowledge of trade goods, raw materials, commodities and luxury goods is unparalleled, and it has led to wealth and prosperity for all of our denizens. Our main goal is to keep and to raise this standard of living for everyone of us. This means expansion, gathering resources, building new colonies and so on. So if you are good neighbors, you can possibly participate in our prosperity!"


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"We don`t usually try to get control of already inhabited worlds. We believe that the Brikverse is big enough for all of us. Yet some groupings just don`t know how to make good use of the resources and estates they control. So sometimes it needs a little push. Or a big push if they don`t understand. We developed many methods and much military machinery to achieve our aims. We know how to defend borders. And we know how to expand borders. We will make use of this knowledge whenever necessary. "


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"We have the finest engineering, teknikal expertise and a vast database of teknology used by civilizations all around our galaxy. We like to expand our databases whenever possible, and we like to exchange our experiences and information.
No matter if it`s vehicles, agriculture, infrastructure or military. We try our best in each range."


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"We also recently made big teknologikal advances in robotiks and kybernetiks, which you could also benefit from If we reached an agreement."


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"...and you could also take advantage from our top-notch medikal knowledge. One can learn a lot about biology when he has countless species to examine. If it`s health care for one`s allies, or if one just disembowels his enemies to find their weak spot. One always learns a lot."


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"Our state-of-the-art starfleet is ready to protect our borders, assist our allies in combat, relocate troops and civilians to new planets and star systems, supply remote outposts and fulfill all other tasks that accumulate in a vast civilization`s territory."


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"With our recently developed G.A.T.E.-Teknology we can get from one side of our galaxy to the other in no time, and as of late even reach out to our neighbor galaxies! So try to memorize our ships` designs, one of these might show up nearby real soon. Our ambassadors are currently on diplomatic missions in neighboring galaxies such as Tharcan and Nehellenium."


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"The executive personnel is the elite of our systems` politicians, leaders and business people. They find solutions for the hardest problems, and they always find the best solutions for the most efficient collaboration between STAR Corp. LLC and their trade partners. You could benefit from their experience and knowledge, too. It`s always win-win."


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"So if one day our paths should cross, consider the following: Join forces with us - for this should be the best for both of us - or leave us alone - for this should be an unfortunate but acceptable decision of yours, but never confront us - for this should be your ruin.

What I want to say is: We are not your enemy, unless you want to be ours."

This should give you a minor insight into our way of life. We are no threat to you unless you want to consider us as such.
We will expand. We will explore. We will defend. For STAR Corp. LLC. For Prosperity!


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Re: STARCorp. LLC - State Of The Union Speech BR 2,019 by CEO Grayde Deele

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:51 pm

Oooohoho maaaaan. I really want to post an in-character, in-universe response to this. Fantastic scene work. :omnom:

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Re: STARCorp. LLC - State Of The Union Speech BR 2,019 by CEO Grayde Deele

Post by Kaplan » Wed May 29, 2019 4:17 pm

What is the Starcorp's official approach to the greater good? :)
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Re: STARCorp. LLC - State Of The Union Speech BR 2,019 by CEO Grayde Deele

Post by MadMario » Fri May 31, 2019 7:56 am

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"That is a tough question to answer. from our commercial coined Point of View, our society already established the greater good, maybe in a more material way than you`d see it. Also, STARCorp. LLC has a lot to discuss with the M-Throne Empire anyway. So we invite you to an official formal meeting. Just say location and time, and we will make arrangements!"

-CEO Grayde Deele and Ambassador Diego Barrick
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