BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE [HH Winner 2019]

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:49 am

Round Five

Warhead is drawn from the Quantumsurfer bag, and arrives with N_B's Immortals.
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Book uses the size 9 cannon on the Spelljammer to jam Pacifass, his horse, and the ground he stands on.
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The GGE Ranger Captain gets arrested by the Chain Boi.
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Fire mages and crossbowmen kill some Rules Lawyers.
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Negatron is pulled into the universe by a critical failure roll. "EXISTENCE IS PAAAAAIIIIIN"
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Ken and Book (the regular versions) arrive to reinforce the Travelers' Society.
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The two-headed guy turns into a deadly hedgehog and prepares to rev through the portal.
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More pics of The Child's faction. He went home for the night so we skipped his turn.
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Sanic the Hegehogg pulps the Assyrian hero as it rips out the other side of the portal.
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The Centurion gives it a shove, however, saving the main bulk of aoffan's troops and dooming a dungan.
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The GGE Scout jumps onto the Four Rum's main gun. He tests the systems: Rolling low, he confirms that the use rating is as high as it should be, all systems nominal.
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DEATH TO THE CERBERUS!
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To everyone's surprise, the rainbow dieplane does a point of damage to the Cerberus.
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Auric finally does his first real heroic feat in basically the history of his appearances. Clenching his gold chrome pecs into a focusing mirror, he hits the block men with a ray of light that sets them on fire.
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Captain Hera takes down the last Dieplane, achieving air superiority on that side of the table for the GGE. Ninja_bait begins to be concerned that Ken may be giving up... or faking giving up. Or is probably fucking tired.
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Hera prepares to bomb the heck out of a Brootal squad next turn.
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Laser Masters attack the Chain Boi to free the Ranger Captain but roll weakly.
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Fortunatly, the other rangers provide additional fire and the Captain cuts herself free.
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The rangers drop a rocket onto some Travelers, blasting some of them apart. Unfortunately, the outer blast fails to get any of the Rules Lawyers.
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The two uber drivers who have been scooting along the edge of the table drop off their passengers. "looked like they did not have a plan as they drove, five stars."
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The All-American Hero takes off with the limping seagull, with RoC on its wing.
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It just gets through the portal.
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More troops get through the portal as well.
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This officer pistol whips the demon's trident in a parry.
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The Horseman Hunter tries to get closer to the juicy troop truck but is diverted by a sudden gust of wind.
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These guys find some loot at the edge of the Dew Factory.
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The Poop Monster prepares to slam the respawned Frobo Swaggins back into the hole he came from.
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Success! Frobo is cast back through the portal into a display on the far side of the convention. He begins the long journey home.
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Assyrian troops avenge their hero.
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The IFV considers the long political history between aoffan and Ninja_Bait, all the twists and turns of their tumultuous relationship.
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He chooses violence. Fortunately, Ninja_bait has the best dice luck out of everyone on the table.
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The red armoured aliens shoot at the driver of the Baja Blaster. One poor fellow, who has not only dropped his gun so many times the others took it away from him, but also lost a hand to shitgoat arrows, gets his helmet shot off by a compatriot who rolled poorly.
"IT'S OKAY YOU'RE FINE KEVIN DON'T TELL MOM"
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I think this is just an extra pic of the dead dragon guy. EDIT - it is probably an orbital strike picture. See below.
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The militia man attempts to rapid fire his pistol at the Marines, but accidentally throws it instead.
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The Spessing Guild's orbital strikes drop. Most of them were avoided. One manages to kill two red guys and damage the poop sphincter. I only took pictures of the duds.
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The DSMs finish off the rule lawyers.
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Zupponn summons more hellhunters.
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Dr. Kalcium doots the fuck out of some Immortals.
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Warhead challenges Mr. Skeltal to a dance battle.
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Both rolling critical sixes, the battle escalates.
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However, both of Warhead's selected backup dancers fail him - one has two left feet, the other stands in place snapping his fingers.
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As the Immortal forces groan, "Not again..." they are struck by despair and fall to the ground, disrupted.
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However, the pilot, who is not allowed to watch reality television, ignores this and chainguns a bunch of bois.
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The Brootalz take down the GGE's Dieplane, but Hera bails successfully.
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Truceass tricks the Brootalz into a Cash-For-Guns program, but Da Brootalz are just as effective with swords.
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Some movement on the side. Da Brootalz now control a side of the table. A short side.
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Grimjaw makes a flying leap attempt, despite the low success rate of such feats.
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Instead of smashing into the Seagull as planned, he bellyflops onto two dieplane pilots who had successfully bailed earlier.
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Devincp is the next Quantumsurfer drawn, and makes a visit to his heroes.
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Falk emerges from a Quantumsurfer summoning circle.
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"Oh, this shit still."
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:23 am

Are you confused what's going on? We are, too! Hopefully this will give a good Overwatch of the current status. IT IS THE...

HALFTIME REPORT

The Grand Galactic Empire

The GGE base is still well defended against aoffan's unwarranted aggressions.
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But they have their eyes on a new base.
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The rainbow Dieplane has a new objective: Destroy the Cerberus.
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Emperor Auric continues his campaign against the Horsemen of Stability. The blok people have changed from a nuisance to a nemesis.
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The rest of the fleet is in a holding pattern over the Brootal encampment, waiting for the real threats to emerge.
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Advance forces prepare to take on the Armies of Authority, and then the fantasy weirdos. SPACE SUPREME!
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DA BROOTALZ

Their way to the portal is blocked.
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They still haven't made headway against the People of Peace.
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But their camp still stands strong, and Brewtal Koffee continues to drum up business.
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And despite their losses, the real might of their forces remain in reserve. If the others aren't careful, they might get rolled by these reinforcements
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The Immortal Empire

is sad
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The Quantumsurfers

are dicking around with the skeltals
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aoffan's stuff

Their inexorable march continues.
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Due to constant distraction, they still have not claimed the Dew Factory and its bonuses.
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They hold a one-HP Seagull with a powerful Electronic Warfare Package installed, but do they have a plan?
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RoC discovers that the Travelers' Society doesn't really care much about him. But he's rogue, alone, and a n g e r y
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The Child

After aoffan's great work helping the Child get into Brikwars, the Child betrays him. It was inevitable.
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The Travelers' Society

So far, the Brootalz have been held off effectively. How much longer will that last as new Warbawsses come in?
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The GGE has just made itself a threat as well.
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They've got a lot of loot though.
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Ken and Book (the regular ones) are ready to fight.
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Meanwhile, the Spelljammer remains laser focused on the existential threats at center field.
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Deadly Spacemen

Bookwyrm finally starts running the DSMs. How will this change the shape of the battle?
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Duchy of Wesselheim

Not doing too bad, all things considered. Could be worse.
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Blueguy and Kevin J Hinkle

"I fart in your general direction!"
So far Kevin has not been noticed by Kevin so that's good.
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Horsemen of the Brikpokalypse

Only one Horseman is alive at the moment, but the players will need to get creative if they hope to fully defeat all the forces by the end of the weekend.
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OVERWATCHES

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Theblackdog » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:36 am

ninja_bait wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:23 am
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This... this is Brikwars.
[21:30:33] Scritch: you can put it in theblackdog

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:04 pm

Round Six

The Child shows up with a giant Armored Personnel Carrier. He is upgraded to The Kid.
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The APC deploys its troops and also its smaller APC. Meanwhile, the lame airplane cockpit tank collapses. Everyone agrees it is no longer worthy of repair.
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More troops deploy from the rear bay and the hardsuit advances.
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The rainbow dieplane shoots at the Cerberus, but fails to do any damage.
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The other GGE fighters continue to circle the Brootal base waiting for targets.
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Having declared jihad against all forces of stability, Ninja_bait surrounds the official ducks.
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And angrily smashes them up.
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The Laser Masters slay all the Block Boys.
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Quantumstalker Rolette attempts a feat to turn the Block Boys into explosives. Auric counters by using farce powers to scatter the Block Boys. They blow up harmlessly.
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The GGE infantry loads into the Four Rums for a cold one with the bois.
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These guys are here now.
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The GGE tank attacks the helpfully labeled IFV with its flamethrowers and grenades.
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The Marines surround the Militia hero that threw a pistol at them.
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As is traditional, they proceed with a proportional response.
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What the - a redshirt?!
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Heheheh
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:05 pm

Ken and Book roll out.
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They deal component damage to the Phantom Tollbooth.
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What's that mysterious drumming noise?
IT'S MAMMOTHRA
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A Brootal squad attacks the Valkyrie and deals a point of damage.
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OI BOIS, WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE SEE DAT GREEN-SKINNED BOOTAY?
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BROOTALIZE IT, DADDY!
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They also attack the commandeered Seagull.
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It crashes to the ground.
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As it explodes, the All-American Hero leaps out.
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As do the kidnapped GGE units.
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Grimjaw: I HEAR A GIT!
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OI GIT
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OI NO HIDING BEHIND YA SHIELD, LITTLE MAN!
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Da Brootalz also finish off the limping Chickadee Interceptor.
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The Chickadee crashes hard into the ground.
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Meanwhile, the GGE Mechaniks produce another stellar spaceship. (aoffan: could have made a mech)
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Da Brootalz press toward the portals.
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They slay a couple of 45th Unioners.
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The red car rams the imps.
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The Imp jumps onto the car instead of getting killed.
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The Crusher car pulps a fellow.
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A war manager moves up with his minions.
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This is just a glamour shot.
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A war manager spots anovver lil' Git, but aoffan is busy selling brikwars to some onlookers so Ken holds off.
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These guys shoot the magic shark. Can you tell I haven't learned any of the unit names yet?
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It looks like the Brooza is killing his own guys, but Ken says it's just always shooting.
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S P O O K I N
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S P O O K E D
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:05 pm

Book prepares to use his spider tank.
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Pew Pew Pew!
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These guys attack a wheel. It is really well attached so we couldn't pull it off.
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The imp attacks the Brootal driver.
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f l e s h
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I'm de driver now
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The grammar nazis get surrounded.
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Two die.
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These stone guys were blown up by a grenade, I think.
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Oh wait, no, something else is going on here.
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The stone guys have no feelings. Not even the beautiful ranger captain can arouse emotion in them.
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The only emotion they feel is death delivered.
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No Nazis!
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The Fun Police murder a bunch of laser masters.
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More shitgoats come to be.
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RoC looks at a war manager.
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The war manager suffers an explosion.
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Alternate effect.
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The 45th Union fights back against the Brootalz and kills two.
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More 45th Unioners come through the portal, guns blazing.
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The Assyrian Hardsuit advances into the Dew Factory.
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Using machine guns, they kill the Mento-Hat and a regular unit.
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The 45th gunner picks up a new gun.
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The Cerberus chooses between several targets and settles on the greatest threat.
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FOOM
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This guy disassembles a flamethrower tank.
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The IFV unloads troops.
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m e a n w h i l e
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The troops fail to kill the tank.
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Nothing interesting happens here. Edit: This is aoffan's militia killing a squad of marines.
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The USA walker fires on the tank.
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Whiff
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The Wombat charges at the GGE Militia.
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The Baja Blaster is commmandeered by the Red Guys.
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These guys combine fire against the poop.
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After several successful hits against the portal, it is finally destroyed.
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b l o r p
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by sahasrahla » Sun Nov 03, 2019 12:21 am

so proud of The Kid

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:11 am

Round Seven

The Kid moves his trucks around.
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This guy gets knocked off his car by his own critfail fire.
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The railgun launches an explosive at the Spelljammer.
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What in the -
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The fighter adds some fire.
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As do these troops.
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The kid receives Brootal reinforcements because Ken is super nice, and then the dieplane kills the pilot of the Spelljammer.
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Assailed from all sides, the Spelljammer's systems begin to falter.
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The RC arrives on the battlefield, played by Silas! [[OBJECTIVE UNLOCKED - get the secret factions]]
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They only move up. We put them too far into the corner.
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Imperial troops go after the Cerberus, taking off another pip.
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They also surround the Wombat and fire on it. A low damage roll means only one pip is dealt to it.
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The konstruct pulps a soldier with its twin pickaxes.
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The Artemis obliterates the militia troops.
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A turret fires on the RC troops, the sworn enemies of the GGE.
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Some of the troops bail and a couple die.
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The laser masters surround the blokbots. Auric stares down Rolette.
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They destroy all of them but one.
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Auric commands the scout to successfully fire the gun.
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The beam reflects off his chrome skin.
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It hits Rolette in his face...
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And shrinks him into a munchfig.
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Trying some stunt driving, a valkyrie falls off the table.
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The last Chickadee attacks the war wreks but critfails.
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The troops on the truck disembark.
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They attack Da Brootalz, killing one.
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Some of the rangers get onto horses.
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They kill most of the fun police.
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The truck's gunner attacks the phantom tollbooth.
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The rest of the GGE's forces reinforce their position at the Four Rums.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:04 am

More Brootal reinforcements arrive on the battlefield.
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The crusher car blows up the tire saboteurs.
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And then it pursues other fantasy lads.
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These guys died somehow.
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Grimjaw tries to trample the All-American Hero.
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YEOW! SO DIS IS WHY BROOTMAMA ALWAYS SAYS DON'T STEP ON YA LEGOS!
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A nearby Brootal squad eliminates the American Hero.
Grimjaw: HEY! WATCH DE FAMILY JEWELS!
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The war wreks fires back at the chickadee, but also critfails.
BROOTAL CRITFAIL COUNTER: High
EVERYONE ELSE'S CRITFAIL COUNTER: Also high
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The portal beest kills some dimmies.
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Then the Brootalz stomp all over the fiends.
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The Brootalz unload on Pacifass.
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"I died doing what I loved," says Pacifass with his dying breath, "nothing."
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OVERWAUUUGH
Da Brootalz now control the short side of the board.
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More of Bookwyrm's troops move out.
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Some enter at the konvergence itself.
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The revenants and myconids have entered.
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Ken reveals that he has traded a squad of Brootals for a squad of Kid Troops.
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Someone rolls a 2.
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The mantis riders lock into combat with one Brootal squad while the red car, commandeered by the imp, backs into another squad.
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Meanwhile, stone guys attack another tire on the crusher car.
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The cogger tank drops an explosive ineffectually.
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There is some friendly fire as a result.
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The cerberus begins to move out of the way of the Spelljammer.
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The space navy pilot shakes off the spookening.
"I didn't come here to be spooked. I came here to kill gods."
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His prayers are answered. [[OBJECTIVE UNLOCKED: Unlock the secret faction Rayhawk]]
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OneEye respawns in his final form.
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The Horseman Hunter attacks OneEye, dealing a pip of damage.
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The IFV and its troops attack the GGE tank.
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Then the IFV rams more GGE Home Guard.
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nooooo
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The wombat gears up to ram the GGE Gunjeep.
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Officer: This is what we're trying to kill!
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Wait, no! Don't make me go!
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The Baja Blaster attacks another Home Guard squad. Fortunately the dieplane wreckage offers some cover.
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Only 3 die.
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These space navy guys finally disembark from the dropship that's been puttering around all day.
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The Dew Commander gets killed.
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This child of Dew dies on the ladder to a dropship shot.
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The dropship gun explodes randomly.
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The 45th Unioners on the other side of the map defeat a Brootal squad.
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They move up to start killing the next one.
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They are efficient and precise, missing only the one guy hiding behind the seagull.
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RoC prepares to sprint.
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The Cerberus attacks the Spelljammer, now that its true foe, the rainbow dieplane, is dead.
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Silas eats a donut [[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED]]
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The Assyrians finish off the shitgoats.
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QS! Ninja_bait arrives on the battlefield.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:15 am

Round Eight

The IM mage hero kills a jetpack guy.
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The rest of the RC attacks the juiciest target they can see.
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The Kid: I'm going to do the biggest thing on this battlefield.
Commandeering the Spelljammer, he flies it straight into the Four Rums. The Rums are of course indestructible OT, so the Jammer just shatters against its walls. The explosion kills a great many GGE troops, including most of the Laser Masters.
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The Kid's troops, including many more brootalz now, attack the Cerberus.
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The hardsuit finishes off OneEye's horse.
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But is itself destroyed in the process.
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MOAR FIRE
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The hardsuit's self-destruction even takes out some of the Kid's brootalz.
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And there's an awesome explosion.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:31 am

Round Eight and a Half: FLEET FORUM BATTLE FIVE

Sensing fun and ossum in the world, the AN-US Ripper shows up to shut that all down.
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"This is our moment to shine! Fire everything!"
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The Artemis executes a huge turn to bring as many guns as possible to bear on the Ripper.
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Meanwhile, the Ripper's giant OT Chainsaw murderizes a lot of the RC troops.
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Gunners inside the AN-US Ripper.
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The Artemis rolls two critical failures on two upgraded Gunner d10s. All the guns jam up, and torpedoes fly out of the wrong side of the ship.
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The torpedo flies straight down.
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The size 7 explosion kills troops all around it and obliterates the GGE tank.
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Fortunately, the deck gunners are far more effective, and deal a few points of damage to the Ripper.
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The USA walker decides to get in on the action.
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The BAWKS shows up, too.
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The Ripper tries to grind up the USA walker but it is protected by a shield of pure Ossum.
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The walker must bail though, and lands on its arse.
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The BAWKS attacks the peaceful Ripper but most of the guns jam. It is decided that none of the crew inside are gunners. They all think they're pilots and are just smashing buttons randomly.
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The AN-US Ripper reveals one of its secret weapons - robot kneepads!
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Kneepads appear on the other side as well, where the GGE Marines stand ready.
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The Ripper tries to damage the BAWKS but it is too stronk.
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Book finally arrives in the battle with his great wyrm. The wyrm goes straight after the Big Gun.
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nom
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He even breathes fire on it.
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Meanwhile, Auric calls up Grimjaw using the special Hero Hotline.
"Grimjaw, you want an extra turn? I'll give you one if you ram the Ripper with the BAWKS."
"OI DAT SOUNDS LIKE A FINE IDEA!"
The BAWKS crew puts the pedal to the metal, and by pedal we mean bicycle pedals. It crashes into the side of the Ripper.
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BOOM! It deals one MOM of damage.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:04 am

Round Eight continued and also slightly restarted

The Giant Skeleton kicks OneEye in the Eye.
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OneEye crahes into the ground, flattening a few spacemen.
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The Kid's Medik brings back a brootal with a few pieces missing.
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His flytrap appears under the 45th Union and eats a hapless Unioner.
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The Kid continues to attack the Cerberus with anything he can find.
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Suddenly, the lights go out in the convention center! IT'S TIME FOR THE WORLD OF LIGHTS!
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Oooh
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Wow
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Gorgeous
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Nice
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Aw yeah
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The warm light of the bar on a cold night is a welcome sight for weary soldiers.
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The lights are back on, back to battling!
The Chickadee and Wreks continue to glare at each other menacingly.
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Then the Chickadee decides to leave.
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The Rangers and truck take down the Phantom Tollbooth.
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B O O M [[Objective Canceled! - Drive the Red Car into the Phantom Tollbooth]]
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The Machine gunner tries to kill a lot of stone guys and fails.
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Auric looks up. At last, the Konvergence is rotated the right way!
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He tosses his sword up.
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The chains are severed, and Pvt. Barnes is saved! [[Objective complete!]]
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The driver attempts to eat munchfig Rolette.
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A critfail means that Rolette begins to infect her mind.
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GGE troops gang up on the IFV.
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The Gunjeep shoots at the Wombat.
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Marines combine fire on the Kneepads.
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They do a lot of damage.
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The scout spots a cheeky fellow on the roof of the Four Rums.
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He ded.
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aoffan declares that the Dew Factory has been taken.
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The Cerberus fires at the nose of the Artemis, doing a point of damage.
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The Baja Blaster's Baja Blaster shoots at the soft underbelly as well, doing another point.
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Who will I shoot, the walker asks itself.
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The decision is easy.
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Now there is a hole in the bridge wall.
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The IFV backs up to shoot the Home guard but fails the rolls.
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45th Unioners pick up their guns and attack the gunjeep.
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Officer: Let's get this medik now, instead of that jeep!
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Wait nooo, he yells, as the driver reverses into the jeep.
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The jeep is knocked over but not destroyed.
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The USA hardsuit takes offense with the pickaxe ship and decides to shoot its creator. After all, it's not the ship's fault it was brought into this world. Wait - that's the medik, not the mechanik!
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The Militia hero pops his head out like the madlad he is.
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He dives for the dynamite stick.
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I have a present for you.
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Heheheheh
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The Iron Maiden kills Bookwyrm. That dragon will be his to ride.
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With no common enemy available, the Assyrians decide to turn on the 45th Union. Note: aoffan is playing both factions so he just starts talking to himself.
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RoC takes the magic torch thing. "At last, a weapon!"
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And prods the Brootalz with it. "Does this even do anything?"
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The 45th Union hates to leave a job unfinished.
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They also destroy the War Manager at the ruins.
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The Space Navy plane tries to attack the Giant Skeleton, but that boney boi has taken ALL THE KALCIUM!
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:22 am

The Spacemen surround and finish off OneEye's final form. [[Objective Complete!]]
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Ruff n' Tuff Ridaz arrive and attack the Peace Tree.
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Book sneaks a fiend onto the field as Da Brootalz just rip the spawn tree apart.
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The tree is burnt to a crisp.
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Da Portal Beest takes a point off the Horseman Hunter.
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The big truck shows up and barrels through the fortifications.
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Grimjaw shoots at the 45th Union.
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A bunch die!
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Someone comes by the table and awards the Giant Skeleton a Snail. Snail lady collects all lego snails. The rarest is a plush, duplo snail. She tells us the story of the time she brought a two-foot ceramic decorative snail covered in technic guns to a stat-anything wargaming event and rolled the entire event. If she wasn't busy with her displays, we would have been fighting an army of snails.
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Da Brooza tries to shoot the Chickadee but does dismal damage.
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WHY WON'T DIS BIRDY DIE
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The crusher car gets attacked by the cogger tank.
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The Wickerman gets a snail, too!
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Da Brootalz move around the wall to see who's pokin' them.
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Da Brooza drops an explosive, killing two of its own men.
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The Wickerman and the Wickersnail arrive on the battlefield.
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We try to figure out what the Immortals and Skeletons are doing.
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The dropship comes for the Gunjeep and hits after a few tries.
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The immortal fighter attacks the Horseman Hunter and deals a critical 5 pips of damage.
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Joke about dogfights here.
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The Travelers surround the GGE truck but fail to do anything.
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The lightning mage hits the GGE Gunner and murderizes him.
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We realize this guy is about to become the new Warbawss.
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Revanants attack the Skeleton.
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The Wyrm rips open the AN-US Ripper and flambes the troops inside.
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Frostborne: Ken, can we go shopping?
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:00 pm

Round Nine

After forcing aoffan to betray me, and then betraying aoffan, the Kid gears up to deliver the killing blow by destroying the Cerberus.
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Many new troops have appeared out of nowhere.
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Battle lines are drawn.
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(Don't leave your hands in the line of fire.)
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Dice are rolled.
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The Cerberus goes down in flames. aoffan has regrets and respect.
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Meanwhile, his Medik tries to heal the donated Brootalz. Now there are two amputees.
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A donated dieplane makes a bombing run against the Space Navy Dropship.
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The attempt critically fails, and the plane goes crashing to the ground from its own damage.
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Meanwhile, the Assyrian Hardsuit falls to this guy with a fancy gun.
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The Ruff n' Tuff Riderz roll out to kill what they can, such as this Fiend.
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OI! DERE'S A FLY ON MAH WINDSHIELD! NO ONE INSTALLED WIPAHZ ON DIS THING!
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The Captain makes a cool slide past the Portal Beest.
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This guy does nothing to the GGE squad.
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The Portal Beest is much more effective.
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These Brootalz fight a ghost.
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The big truck carelessly hits a brootal as it continues to roll out.
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In retaliation, the Wreks rams the side of it.
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All hell breaks loose as all the Brootalz realize this is their chance to become Warbawss. Crusher Cyberscythe uses the go-to Warbawss move, the flying tackle.
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As is tradition, he fails the roll and ends up between his two rivals.
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YOU THINK YOU GONNA STEAL MY JOB AS DA WARBAWSS?
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Grimjaw falls onto Crusher, crushing him. DIS FALL WAS ON PORPOISE! No one believes this.
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Mammothra fails the use roll with a d12 for a pistol.
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These brootalz shoot at these stone guys.
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The heavy brootalz fire at the imp, even though they can only see his head.
YEAH! SHOOT DAT BROWNSKIN!
HEY! YAH CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT AROUND DA KIDZ!
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The crusher car fires a blast at the cogger tank. I find it amusing that you can't tell the difference between shooting and getting shot with this thing.
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The Cogger tank eats it.
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The brootalz shoot RoC in the back.
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However, the redshirt roll is really good, and a 45th Unioner flies into the room, disrupting all the brootalz and getting shot in the face.
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This squad kills a C3PO guy
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The Travelers respond with a wall of burning incense. WAUGH! shout the Brootalz as they die, WE BEEN HIT WID SMELL DAMAGE!
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The Hero attempts to leap onto the Portal Beest to cut down the mast and crush a bunch of guys.
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Hup!
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Whups! He's stuck.
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Troops move up, ready to redshirt for their hapless hero.
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This mechanical guy tries to use random object damage against the 45th Union but is ineffective.
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Attention turns to the GGE. These guys gang up on the mounted rangers but fail a bunch.
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I've dropped my magic stick!
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Pointy sticks are much more effective apparently.
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These guys do a little flamethrower damage to the squad that's being impaled by the Portal Beest.
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Oh apparently a lot of damage.
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The truck driver gets lightning to the face.
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An adventurer band tries to hit Auric with lightning, too.
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"Private Barnes, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is you're about to become famous."
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"The bad news is it's as a redshirt."
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More bands make attempts to kill Auric but he's a resiliant bastard and won't fall.
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These guys claim the Konvergence.
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The revenants challenge the cacademon to a kung fu battle.
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These guys have had enough, and they leave with their loot.
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Meanwhile the BEEEES arrive.
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These guys attack the witches.
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"Oh, that's not okay."
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On the far side of the map, the Wyrm attacks a point defense gun.
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He throws it and destroys another Kneepad drone.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:18 pm

Rangers ride out to protect the emperor, but fail their damage rolls.
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The last field commander uses her two pips to summon two missile strikes from the Artemis. What's this mysterious plus sign, Ken wonders.
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The Valkyrie remains in the Grey Concrete.
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What a life.
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The Chickadee goes to kamekaze into a brootal squad but the stunt roll is too ambitious.
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Redirected at the last minute, it ends up just short of the wickerman.
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The trike driver tries to kill the munchfig-controlled driver.
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It is a critical failure, and the situation is suddenly reversed.
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Fortunately, the scout from the roof has enough movement to get down there and finish the job.
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Auric leaves the whole adventurer situation since he has a horse and they don't.
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Meanwhile, troops move up just in case.
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The gunjeep decides to ram an Immortal squad.
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Troops surround the IFV.
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Finally, they destroy it.
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This driver rights her jeep.
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The gunner shoots at the militia hero.
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He dies, unable to see what happens next.
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The marines bail away from their unfortunate companion.
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And he blows up.
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Marines destroy a kneepad.
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This gunner tries to destroy the Brootal Turret blocking her line of sight but the gun overheats.
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The deck gunners on the Artemis go after the walker. One hits.
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The other one falls out.
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The Valkyrie II charges up its main gun, aiming at the Baja Blaster.
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The U.S.A. responds to the aggression from the GGE by killing the disrupted deck gunner.
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Then they take aim at the bridge of the Artemis for a second shot.
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The bridge is blown wide open, but somehow all the inhabitants survive.
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The walker then tries to take off the kneepads but fails.
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The red guys shoot at the GGE squads.
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As well as the Kid's brootalz on the other side.
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The Assyrians move on to the Secutor tank.
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The Secutor responds with a stern look.
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The Assyrians try to hit the Iron Maiden, too, but that booty too thicc.
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On the other side of the portal, the 45th Union has fun with Displacer Beasts.
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They also hop onto Grimjaw.
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"Put down the random object and no one will get hurt."
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RoC attempts to slay the Brootalz harassing him but only manages to hit himself in the head with the magic torch.
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This picture is probably related to that moment but I forget how.
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The Space Navy plane sees a worthy foe and gears up to ram it with its last point of damage.
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The Kalcium is just too strong, though, and it just impacts on the surface.
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The rest of the Quantumsurfers arrive, sensing the end is near.
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