DA KONVERGENS BATTEL - A BROOTISH COMMENTAREE

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Kommander Ken
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Re: DA KONVERGENS BATTEL - FINALEE

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:37 am

Da leader of da nerdz jumps on top of da portal beast.
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He tries ta do sumfin' flashy but onlee getz stukk in da cockpit. "Oi I can't see ya git, get awff!"
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Sum of our boyz get scentsie'd to deff by da kandle scrubz.
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Dey even frew a fireball at da panzees in da brown pantz we was about ta stomp on. DOSE KILLZ BELONGED DO DA BROOTALZ!
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A few gruntz break from a squad ta investigait da on who bonked 'em. Itz dat Rock bloke! KILL DAT BONKIN' FOOL LADZ!
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But Rock rollz fer a redshirt (da koward) and rollz so high dat da soldier sacrificed swoopz in real fast-like and knocks ova two o' da gruntz.
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Two of dem brown-panted pinkskinz climb on toppa Grimjaw fer sum reason.
"OI, WHOZ CLIMBIN' ALL OVA ME LIKE DAT? DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF DEM JUNGEL JIMS?"
"what did he say?" One of dem brown-pants sayz.
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I kan't tell wutz reallee 'appenin' here but it lookz like da HorsemanKilla jus' divebombed da giant skellyboy.
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Kontinuin' wiff da pattern of "I 'ave no idea wutz goin' on here", it lookz like dis heavy-boy took one of da bugz fer ride.
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And o'course Grimjaw tries anotha feat by rollin' over and squashing his piggy-back riderz. He failz and only squashes a squad of brootalz instead. "DAMMIT DIS AIN'T NO BROOTAL FHEME-PARK. GERR AWFF MEEEH!"
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Da Kaptain seez itz dat now is his chans ta claim da warbawss title. He revs his bike and rides full speed ahed at Grimjaw.
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He tries fer a feat ta grind WarBawss Grimjaw's head down wiff da front wheel of his bike, revvin' and makin' his bike make loadz of cool soundz. "I AM DA KAPTAIN!-"
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"-NOW?"
But he overdoez it and 'is bike ovaloadz, sendin' him and hiz ride wheelin' bakkwerd.
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Da Kaptain crashez to da ground, dis-cabined from his warbike.
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Meenwhiel it lookz like da portal beast is 'avin fun gorin' sum ugliez.
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And our ladz is slowly chippin' away at da rankz of da nerdz.
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Not even dis cool vampira can stand up ta us! BROOOOTAAAALZ!
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MAMMOTHRA turnz around ta fire at da Trattboringz after takin' buncha fire.
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BUT A BLEEDIN' WARMANAGA IS IN DA WAY! MOVE YA DUMMY.
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Timmy and da rest of da brootalboyz don't look too 'appy.
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But wait, dat chikkadee fing is flyin straight at a giant flamin' fing!
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Dis is gonna be big, boyz.
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Da flamey man blowz up, takin' a bunch of our ladz out wiff him, and sum other panzeez too.
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The fire-wall caused by da deff of da flamey giant reaches da boyz in da temple too. Only one grunt and Rock survive the blast cuz they're behind da wall.
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Meenwhile, missile strikez from da big Artsymiss from da otha side of da battelfield land. A few of dem konverge on one lokashin I fink and make a reallee big boom.
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Which knocks dis cloaked panzee into da portal he waz unsure aboot enterin'.
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Da explozion is so cool dat most of our ladz don't even try ta bail
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AND DA BROOTLEZ STILL PLAY DEM METAL AF JAMMZ
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Lookz like its 'bout time we wrap fingz up 'ere ladz. TIME TA WARP OUTTA HERE.
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Except you, ya clumsee scrub. Da Brootalz 'ave otha planz wiff Grimjaw Gitgraba.
"UH-OH."
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DAT'S IT!

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