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I regret to inform you there has been an incident sire.

Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:19 am

My Lord, as you well know since the discovery of the creatures known in the Immortal Archives as XJ 417 (Subject Fleebnork) we have been conducting a series of research experiments on the new subjects. At the conclusion of this research program permission was granted by the Weapons Division to commence with the development stage of the operation. Lord, I regret to inform you, there has been an incident. Before communications with the research facility were lost we managed to receive these few images.

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Although flame units were accessible throughout the facility it appears they were inadequate to stop a full-blown outbreak.


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As you can see my Lord from the pic caster you can observe the subjects have responded well to the enhancements. Also please note that these are a breeding pair and from the colouration of the Fleebnork on the left this one is heavily pregnant.


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Your orders sire?

Excellent, this is most gratifying news. The experiment was a success. Send a commission to Dial 'A' Death and have Captain Kruze briefed on the creature. I want these beasts returned unharmed, understand?.. Unharmed.



Ok, so this is just a teaser for a possible scenario in a forum battle. What do you think of the giant Fleebnorks?
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:30 am

Sir. this is A/R 5 reporting. we went in and tried to take the super fleebs alive, 78% casualties sir. my recommendation is to pull out and nuke the site from orbit, Sir.
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Postby pesgores » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:32 am

Yay Forum Battle scenario

Do I see a baseplate? :D
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:02 am

Cpl. Halan wrote:Sir. this is A/R 5 reporting. we went in and tried to take the super fleebs alive, 78% casualties sir. my recommendation is to pull out and nuke the site from orbit, Sir.


Casualties do not concern me Captain. I want these creatures alive! Oh and be sure to film as you go. I wouldn't want to miss anything. More popcorn General?

Umm, I have the shame of owning more baseplates than any mortal should be allowed. However, we used to play with or without them to good effect. Some of the bests fights I recall were in wastelands of piles of Lego or even outdoors. I do recall a carpet with a pattern on it that we used to show tunnels and passages underground. That was cool too. You shouldn't let Lego stunt your imagination. Use anything and everything, even the floor.
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Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:47 am

Giant fleebs = win. I can't wait to play in this battle.
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Postby tahthing » Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:52 pm

you should make them fully trans-neon green, bricklink probelly has the awnser.

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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:08 pm

Well, what's the point of having a huge amount of Lego if you can't use what you already have just because it's the wrong colour? The price of everything is up, not just Lego so I'm happy to use what I've got for now. Though some of the new sets do look awfully tempting.
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Postby Hevyneon » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:25 pm

This as a forum battle would just be pure badassery.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:06 am

Thanks, I will do what I can to get this done. The use of Fudge will be thick however.
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Postby -timesplender- » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:16 pm

what color will the blood be? cause it can't be regular red...
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:31 pm

I want these creatures Alive!

From reading their stats and profile they don't seem to bleed. Well not that anyone has ever noticed and lived to tell. You see they are impervious to any form of damage with the exception of Flame. So they just burn up nice and neat. No bleeding messes to clean up later. Normal damage can only knock them back. Better when a shovel is used as the knock back is double.
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Postby -timesplender- » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:34 pm

oh cool but i meant the humans...
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:38 pm

I was going for red blood but..?
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Postby -timesplender- » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:42 pm

all the structures are red from what I see in thy pictures...
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:48 pm

Err, it's blood splatter, yeah that's what it is. They did escape after all.
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