BoMB - Turn 3

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BoMB - Turn 3

Postby Almighty Benny » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:54 pm

MoronStudios went first this time

The Bounty Hunter medic repairs the arm of the injured trooper, while the Demo drools upon discovering a crate of RPGs.
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The Bounty Hunter hero attempts to throw his sword at the dancing, pharaoh hat-wearing Venture fool. Unfortunately, a critical fail during the wind up causes the sword to slip from his grasp and fly back through the neck of the Bounty Hunter behind him. Oops!
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The newly-healed SMG Trooper wants revenge. He terminates the dancing fool with extreme hatred and prejudice.
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Better make sure he's really dead...
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The two Bounty Hunters stand over the Venture soup (extra chunky) and bask in the satisfaction of a job well done.
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OneEye, ignoring his flubber for the moment, sees to it that they don't stay satisfied for long
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Killbot, sensing violence, begins to stomp angrily outside...
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Just as the Venture basket-trooper reaches the summit!
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He makes a mad dash for the nearest ladder. Everyone knows that the Killbot 9000 model can't climb ladders. This is a feature exclusive to Killbot 9001s.
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Down below, the Venture hero decides that his medic has been using the dune buggy long enough... He persuades him to exit.
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Rather than crying about it, the medic decides to make himself useful and dashes over to heal the heavy.
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Back at the tunnel, the nearby rifle trooper calls shotgun, and he and the hero speed down the tunnel towards the base of IVHorseman.
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They plow through IV's shotgun trooper like nobody's business
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IV's demo decides that this is unsatisfactory. He clotheslines the Venture rifleman in the skull with his cannon, painfully decapitating him.
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Severed heads make great cannon ammunition
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The OTC trooper is unhappy that his friend just got street pizza'd by OneEye's hero. Death from above!
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The Venture hero gets his shit ruined
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The Nihilist medic thinks that now would be a good a time as any to respawn
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The other Nihilist soldier must now assault pesgores' base alone. He sneaks in the back
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Freddy happily runs over and hops in the mine cart for some reason, completely unaware that Killbot is now right behind him
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Meanwhile, jifel is just finishing off the remainder of the Electrocutioner shock team
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His other trooper covers the RuiNation medic's ass while he revives NecroBenny
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Pesgores' hero doesn't notice, however, as he is too busy trying to keep the Nihilists out of his base. Apparently, he is too manly to even pay attention to where he's firing
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The gattling turretman's luck finally runs out as he rolls a critical fail trying to kill the OTC trooper. Too bad Nietzsche already weakened that tree trunk...
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He bails just in time! The turret is surprisingly not destroyed in the impact.
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Pesgores has the first minifig to return to the battlefield after being killed. As one guy leaves the graveyard, the medic sends another in.
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Pesgores' heavy sniper still seems to have a personal vendetta against the Electrocutioners. Afraid that they are now gaining the high ground, he makes his move, but does not find success. :(
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Despite his heavy armor, Blitzen's team still manages to put him out of his misery.
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Blitzen and MoronStudios exchange rounds, though neither score a hit
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The Electrocutioner medic has his hands full!
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As for the trooper who found the chest of gold coins... Rather than do the sensible thing and try to launch them at his enemies, he chooses to discover whether the catapult is coin-operated... It is...
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A Harpoon Monkey appears, ready to fire!
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The soldier jumps back in astonishment, but still manages to fire the harpoon monkey into jifel's camp
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Great success! The RuiNation demo is dead before he even notices that he just got hit in the head by a flying harpoon monkey
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It scampers away to gather more harpoons before it is needed once more
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END OF TURN 3

I'll brief you all as to where you each stand before you send in turn 4 orders.
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Postby tahthing » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:03 pm

yay flying harpoon monkeys!
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Postby Blitzen » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:05 pm

A harpoon monkey! Gee whiz, Santa!

I love this battle. :D
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Postby Moronstudios » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:17 pm

Damnit, I am not doing well
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Postby jifel » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:59 pm

HOLY CRAP. A harpoon Monkey just killed me!

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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:23 pm

Harpoon Monkey FTW!

Benny, any chance I can have another pic of where the heck the Bennybot 9000 is? It's too hard for my poor brain to figure out.
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Re: BoMB - Turn 3

Postby Blitzen » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:43 pm

Almighty Benny wrote:I'll brief you all as to where you each stand before you send in turn 4 orders.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:49 pm

Damn, I read it and then promptly forgot. Thanks Blitzen. Ok, I'll wait.
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Re: BoMB - Turn 3

Postby Moronstudios » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:55 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Almighty Benny wrote:I'll brief you all as to where you each stand before you send in turn 4 orders.

Didn't see that, oh well I can just change my orders after I get the briefing.
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Postby jifel » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:56 pm

Warhead wrote:Damn, I read it and then promptly forgot. Thanks Blitzen. Ok, I'll wait.

Yeah, same here. I sent em in, so I will just edit them as appropriate.

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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:41 pm

"Terminate with extreme prejudice"

Yay! I get the reference!

I should, I have made several posts involving references to the same movie.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:33 am

This game could be the best brikwar EVER

Special effects
original scenario
flubber
OTC
and harpoon monkeys

heck its so good it has acheivements!
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Postby jifel » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:02 am

Now all we need to do is kill the harpoon monkey, and kill just about everyone on the board, and I need to win. I will be happy if I kill people, but I will be more happy if I kill everyone and stay alive.

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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:17 am

I'm doing bad. At least I am also doing awesome.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:21 am

OneEye589 wrote:I'm doing bad. At least I am also doing awesome.


no post needed
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