BoMB - Turn 4

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BoMB - Turn 4

Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:58 pm

MoronStudios wasted no time raiding Blitzen's base.
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The Bounty Hunter hero still doesn't really feel bad about throwing a sword through this guy's neck
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He looks around for some new weapons, but can't decide which would be the coolest
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Meanwhile, jifel's medic spends a full turn pulling harpoon's out of the RuiNation demo's lifeless corpse
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The soldier with the missing hand casually pops it back in and takes cover behind a rock
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Jifel wanted him to then get up and go attack Blitzen, but I determined that that was too many actions for one turn. I decided that the best way to settle this would be with a What-I-Say-Goes roll. I won.
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Okay, even I admit that this was a bit excessive, but I'm pretty sure I was baked at the time...
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NecroBenny seems dissatisfied with his ol' flame stick
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He suddenly remembers that he has the unique ability to convert any gun into a flame thrower! He grabs the dead demo's cannon and rejoices
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This noble warrior bravely shoots the unarmed Electrocutioner medic in the head from behind
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OneEye's medic is not quite so fortunate as he scoops out the soldier soup with a shovel
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The Venture demo gets up and shows OneEye's trooper who's the boss (Tony Danza, by the way)
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So he decides to go back and play with the Flubber he found before
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Apparently Flubber doesn't appreciate sitting in a barrel, and it really doesn't appreciate being abandoned. It turns into a large piece of fried chicken!
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Looks like the other Venture trooper is in trouble as Killbot 9000 catches up to him!
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Even after having both his legs sawed off, this badass soldier chooses to go down fighting. Though not quite hard enough, it would seem. Killbot survives, burply
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Back on the other side of the battlefield, this Electrocutioner valiantly rolls back down the hill
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And discovers a treasure chest with a remote control! Without hesitation, he pushes every available button
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It works, the turbolasers are now online! The less-than-honorable RuiNation soldier dies a less-than-honorable death to the face
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Oh yeah, and this guy got up and found himself some kickass swords
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Another coin in the catapult produces a special surprise... ZOMBIE LINCOLN
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He immediately goes for a ride...
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And lands face-first in jifel's graveyard
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WHERE HE RESURRECTS! "All parties today appreciated war; but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive; and the others would accept war rather than let it perish..."
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While all this is going on, IV's medic hops in the dune buggy singing "Now I have a car, ho ho ho". The OTC trooper hops on the back and together they charge at the Aeronauts
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The Orange Transparent Chainsaw claims its next victim...
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With a head making for incredibly metal cannon ammunition, the Nihilist demo makes his way up to the facility
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Freddy Nietzsche leaps out of the mine cart and up into the Railgun nest
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Where he is attacked by a radioactive spider! What will happen to him? Hopefully it will not be cancerous...
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Seeing an opportunity and having had enough of OneEye's injured soldier, Killbot jumps into the minecart and begins riding down the mountain! The pirate skeleton involuntarily comes along for the ride
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Pesgores' second dead trooper awakens from his slumber and surveys the battlefield while the increasingly efficient Aeronauts medic heals the heavy trooper. He gazes longingly at the wide-open baseplate before him
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His other surviving soldier runs over and blows the shit out of the OTC-wielding Nihilist! Shit just got real...
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In keeping with my tradition of accidentally screwing up at least one thing in every battle report, I lost a picture I took of one of pesgores' soldiers re-securing the gattling turret. So here's an equally awesome picture I took of a rollercoaster I went on in Las Vegas last month. (It was on the same memory card)
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Send in your turn 5 orders!
Last edited by Almighty Benny on Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:10 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby jifel » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:02 pm

Oh's craps! The OTC is down!!!

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Postby Blitzen » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:08 pm

OH GOD I'M DYING LEFT AND RIGHT. DEATH IS FLYING ALL OVER.
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Postby OneEye589 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:10 pm

I SUCK AT THIS GAME.
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Postby jifel » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:10 pm

Blitzen wrote:OH GOD I'M DYING LEFT AND RIGHT. DEATH IS FLYING ALL OVER.


And you don't have a medic, and MoronStudios and I are raiding your base, killing your guys!

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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:27 pm

OneEye589 wrote:I SUCK AT THIS GAME.


lol yeah that turn didn't go so well for you

but based on the orders you just sent me, I can already foresee turn 5 going much, much better
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Re: BoMB - Turn 4

Postby Bennanteno » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:18 pm

Almighty Benny wrote:Shit just got real...

Pose as a team for massive damage.
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Postby Moronstudios » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:23 pm

Sorry I am late, I was at a movie.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:00 am

Chicken legs, legless troopers, burping, weapons of choice, radioactive spiders, Las Vegas roller-coasters and Zombie Lincoln to name but a few of the things that make this battle so amazing.

Benny, where other achieve you excel. A++ 8)
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Postby Natalya » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:05 am

That Rollercoaster sucked. That casino sucks too. Fuck it it's a dump. Go to Caesar's Palace instead. Fuck New York.

Also, Zombie Lincoln must carry an AK-47, not some crap rifle. It always has to be an AK. (It has been described in song.)
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Postby Stuff Is Possible » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:23 am

NatalyaAF wrote:That Rollercoaster sucked. That casino sucks too. Fuck it it's a dump. Go to Caesar's Palace instead. Fuck New York.

Also, Zombie Lincoln must carry an AK-47, not some crap rifle. It always has to be an AK. (It has been described in song.)
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Postby Almighty Benny » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:40 am

oh, I was trying to be historically accurate

I can give him an AK though
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Postby Moronstudios » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:11 am

Almighty Benny wrote:I can give him an AK though

Do it!
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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:58 am

NatalyaAF wrote:Go to Caesar's Palace instead.


Is it... the real Caesar's Palace? Did Ceasar actually live there?
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Postby RJ » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:16 am

aw crap i was gonna use zombie lincoln first!

does his hat count? if so i win
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