The Massacre of Raupill V

Arkbrik · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:45 am Post subject: The Massacre of Raupill V

It is a quiet day in the space colony of Raupill V.

Suddenly an invading Pantus army comes crashing through the forest!

The Raupill SpaceTroopers scramble to defend the colony, but can they stand against the tide?

The advancing Crawling Stones shoves the picknickers aside.

Raygun rays criss-cross the battlefield as the shooting starts, but nobody is hit.

As the Pantus advance continues, they hit a SpaceTrooper.

The return fire is ineffective. The Raupill Medik fails his revival attempt.

The advance of the Crawling Stones shoves all enemies into the ground, except for the Raupill Commander who stands firm.

One of the Stones destroys a supporting pillar, bringing down half the building.

The Pantlings fire at the Raupill Commander, but he parries with his beamsaber...

...and reflects the shot.

The Stones surround the Commander...

...and the lower half of his body is squashed to a red paste.

A civilian spectator is shot.

While the Medik fluffs another revival, the SpaceTrooper manage to kill a Pair of Pants.

Avenging their fallen brother, the Pants gang up on the Trooper and kick him to death.

The Medik suffers the same fate.

The Stones form a stair for the Pants Lord. What are their diabolical motives?

A frying pan.

Their mission completed, the Pantus army leaves.

The survivors watch in disbelief.

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benkim123 · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:59 am Post subject:

the battle is nice but the pictures don't look good
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pesgores · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:28 am Post subject:

It's very cool.

All that just to get a frying pan? lol
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lrdofbricks · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:39 am Post subject:

IVhorseman · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject:

This is exactly what pantus are all about.
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Natalya · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:03 pm Post subject:

What
The
Fuck
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Funky Weasel · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject:

Outstanding. Makes me wonder what lengths Pantus will go for bacon.
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Bennanteno · Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:50 am Post subject:

Pantus? What is this 1998?
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Arkbrik · Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:18 am Post subject:

birdman · Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:07 am Post subject:

oh, I remember pantus... Smile

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trebnos1 · hates being educated Joined: 28 Mar 2010 Posts: 321

Rofl, this was totally awesome. You should do some sequel battles too.

Ross_Varn · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:59 pm Post subject:

NECRO

DON'T START DOING THAT

MAJOR FAIL