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My Little penises Vs. Ninja!

Post by thade » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:11 pm

This battle was completed about 30 minues ago. I realized that I had minifig versions of both My Little Ponies and a Ninja, and hadn't made them fight yet. They were both perfectly even.

Overview:
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The Ninja.

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The Norris.

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The ridiculously small arena.

Turn 1:
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The Ninja wins initiative.

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He attacks! Norris is barely phased!

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Norris counters with a jump attack from his OTC! He misses!

Turn 2:
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The ninja summons a chain blade to help him.

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Norris hits him with the OTC.

Turn 3:
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The Ninja teleports away and releases the blade! It hits Chuck!

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Norris pulls the sword end, disarming the Ninja!

Turn 4:
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The Ninja attacks with some Ninja magic!

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Norris jumps, but drops the OTC! FAIL!

Turn 5:
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The Ninja grows one wing, evolving into a cheap sephiroth rip-off!

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Norris accidently throws the OTC! FAIL!

Turn 6:
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The Ninja jumps and stabs Norris!

Aftermath:
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The Ninja now has four of the ancient relics: The Golden Katana, the chain blade, an OTC, and the hat of My Little Ponies.

EDIT: BBcode dosn't want to work, so just go to the links for the pics.
also, every time I type m y l i t t l e p o n i e s it puts "My little penises"
seriously, what?
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Post by Tzan » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:18 pm

also, every time I type m y l i t t l e p o n i e s it puts "My little penises"
seriously, what?
Yes that is curious :)
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Post by Bragallot » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:19 pm

You just have to find the right link in your folder overview. It's img tagged already. If that's what you did, I'm clueless too.
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Post by tahthing » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:49 pm

Tzan wrote:
also, every time I type m y l I t t l e p o n I e s it puts "My little penises"
seriously, what?
Yes that is curious :)
Its like when you type; "y e s", it comes out as "yes"!
Its like OMG MY WORDS STAY THE SAME!

Im guessing you tryed to type about how you "chucked" some guy called "norris" out a window, but he turned into a "penis" which was "little" and belonged to you.

OK
i've got your solution to the picture ploblem, next to each picture you see the box with "share this image" on? Well copy the "IMG" code and paste that onto your forum post; like this;

Code: Select all

[IMG]http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae241/kdixon24/100_2247.jpg[/IMG]

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Re: My Little penises Vs. Ninja!

Post by stubby » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:40 pm

thade wrote:EDIT: BBcode dosn't want to work, so just go to the links for the pics.
You put the urls for the webpages in the image tag, instead of the urls for the images themselves. I fixed it.
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Post by thade » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:39 pm

thx guys. and can someone explain the whole norris=my little penises thing?
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Post by muffinman42 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:57 pm

thade wrote:thx guys. and can someone explain the whole norris=my little penises thing?
No.
All you need to know is this forum is very random and has more inside jokes than sanity.
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Post by Nitewatchman » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:16 pm

muffinman42 wrote:
thade wrote:thx guys. and can someone explain the whole norris=my little penises thing?
No.
All you need to know is this forum is very random and has more inside jokes than sanity.
True that.
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Post by thade » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:43 pm

yeah, I kinda figured, but stuff is so random around here, I figured it might be so random that it could be explained.Gotta be prepared for this stuff...
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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:02 pm

Duh. I just got that.

'and candy popped out!'

That's a quote and an inside joke from a REALLY old, REALLY random thread. I had completely forgotten about it, but M.L. Ponies beat up some penises in that there thread.
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Post by MasterEcabob » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:13 pm

Heh, I was wondering what my little penis minifigs looked like, this makes much more sense!
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Post by thade » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:52 pm

ohhh yeahh....... I read through that one.... beep! beep! nerd alert!
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Post by Rody » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:18 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Duh. I just got that.

'and candy popped out!'

That's a quote and an inside joke from a REALLY old, REALLY random thread. I had completely forgotten about it, but M.L. Ponies beat up some penises in that there thread.
wait, if it is as random and old as I think it is, did it explode before the candy popped out?


besides everyone knows you can't say chuk norris, without it getting buttplugged My Little Ponies
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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:00 am

No, the thread didn't explode. It was one of those "Finish my sentence" games we were playing. Whenever someone said something died, someone else ALWAYS said "and candy pops out!" or something to that effect.
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That's insane

Post by 10hundred » Sat May 08, 2010 12:33 am

¿Why the fuck did the ninja grow a wing?
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