Battle for the Boards - Turn Zip

[Ross_Varn]

Overview Pics/ Starting Positions:


Overview Map: Use the following pictures to locate your sigfig on the overview map.


All positions clockwise from top left.
Lesser Games/General Discussion: Coximind, Arkbrik, Pesgores, Apollyon, AdriantheGeek, Tuefish, Ragriz, Spartan, and Aph77.


Threads that are Dumb, Dimmies: LrdofBricks, J+B(in the tree), Tathing (behind the tree), Blitzen, Arkbrik, Ross_Varn, DarthBrik, Kiemaster and Warhead.


Briks, Reports from the Field, Fourm Battles: Apollyon, Badger, MagicSoap, NatalayaAF, Aph77, Silent_Sigfig, Oneeye, Shadowscyth, Fredde, and Otholonor.


Announcements, Over Thirty/Manliness: Piltogg, elmagnificio, Warhead, kiemaster, Stubby, and Magicsoap.


Legacy Media rifts in!


Muffinman rifts in!

POST orders for Turn 1.

I will message the secret faction leaders with their stats. SF Leader MESSAGE orders. Let it begin!

[aoffan23]

Is that me in the top left? You failed to mention me.

[lrdofbricks]

why am i in the dimmy catagory?

[spartan117]

i want to pick up that thing next to me and smash it over aph77s head


and if i can't do that i just want to full auto spray 360

(but im not even sure if i can even play along)

[DarthBrik]

Aoffon, Ross says he keeps switching your and apolloyn's name around. That's you.


I turn around and shoot warhead with my gun.

[The Shadowscythe]

If I'm stood next to the table with my scythe - I wanna jump onto the table and then CHOP THE FUCKING HEAD OFF of whoever that is the the map in their hands!

LET THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE BEGIN!

[stubby]

Just like in real life, I spend my turn sending secret PMs to j+b to encourage him in his quest to keep driving everyone crazy.

As forum janitor, it's hard to resist cutting myself out a couple chunks of the cleansing power of Magic Soap... but with great banhammer comes great responsibility! So for turn zero I climb up to the top of that unidentified thing in the middle of the board (the Announcements tower would be better, but it's too far away from everything), and laugh an evil laugh while watching the chaos unfold, and keep an eye out for who deserves the banhammer first.

Also I start stretching my post-editing muscles in preparation for causing confusion and mayhem.

[Apollyon]

If anyone decides to grab the buzzsaw he will lose his hand/arm by my katana. If noone is interested in it i will just overthrow the table, then move into the dimmy territory in order to decapitate the first dimmy i encounter.

cheers!

[Theblackdog]

Nor did you mention me. Doesn't matter, I'm sending in orders now.
EDIT: I meant posting. Damn.

[Arkbrik]

I chop down Ross_Varn and climb the hill, claiming it.

(I'm not signed up, but since my guy is in there...)

[Theblackdog]

I use my spear to stab Badger through the fence, while keeping my shield between myself and that BFG Natalya's carrying.
I also move into Bricks, and try to grab the gun-type weapon in that barrel. If I successfully get it, I drop my spear.

[legacymedia92]

I stab the guy behind me!

[kiemaster]

ermm i pmd orders is that ok????

[Warhead]

Run into as many players as I can reach and set them on fire, make sure DarthBrik is one of them. Shoot with all my shots at anyone claiming the hill and if able headbutt DarthBrik just 'cause he seems to fancy me.

[fredde]

i chop down the dude closest to me then i get the nice gold helmet next to the barrel