BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 1

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BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 1

Postby RJ » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:11 pm

OK, the same day I post Turn 0 - Turn 1 comes up the same day, wicked eh?

Anyway, this battle is partial like Warheads so I will post turns as I get them.

The Mammas Boys

The Hulk and Captain America run off into the battle.
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And The Hulk immediately tries to break something, in this case, it's the cover spot.
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He succeeds in breaking it easily, its a good thing I put Hulk as a Cost = 2 Hero.
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The Hulk turns the cover spot into a giant shield as he nears The Manly Men. Captain America is covering Hulk's behind even though his stretch pants seem to do the job.
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Rubi Red sees the turtle formation and opens fire.
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The bullets knock Captain America to the ground but he is still alive.
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Neo realizes that he is The One and immediately rushes off into the battle.
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Neo does a running-flip in confidence.
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However, Neo doesn't realize that he isn't the only one who can do bullet time and so the two are locked together in something that would look amazing in motion.
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Rubi Red is knocked down in the duel and she can get up next turn.
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However, she is not the only One (see what I did there?)
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Hellboy joins in too with yet another approach...
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...and so he jumps onto one of the bombed bunkers...
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...and goes over the edge of the roof...
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...and sits there in shame...
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Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider realizes that pretty much the whole team is a bunch of failing Mammas Boys except from the unlikeliest, Bruce Banner! This knowledge convinces him to simply take out the enemy himself.
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Ghost Rider, being Ghost Rider, decides he should blast into the sky and run Rubi Red over from above.
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A red stain on the pavement, a sexy one at that... Mmmmm.... Rubi Red...
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Ghost Rider's perverted thoughts distract him and he loses control of the bike! He's going to crash!
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He knew putting a big unbreakable chain around him was a bad idea and this just proves his point.
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Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider, may he rest in peace knowing that lrdofbricks is going out with his Mum...
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The Manly Frikkin' Men

Harry mounts his broomstick in the way Bragallot expects him to and then gets off and does it the way normal wizards do.
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There he is! Off he goes! Where is he going? Nobody knows!
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Hagrid gets out his Hermione Granger Penis Chart...
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He calls Ron over to show him it.
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He points to the first option.
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Ron gets his drift and then works out what he was implying and runs off in tears.
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"Nobody respects me." Ron sobbed.
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"You know what." Said Scorching Hot...
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"I totally agree!"
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Ron burns fast. Amazingly fast.
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Scorching Hot steps back to admire her good work:
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Nothing remains but Ron's annoyingly ginger wig.
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Hermione Granger casts a shield charm on Ash, Wolverine and Aragon.
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Using their new turn-long attribute, the trio head off to hunt down my precious Super-Heroin and Scorching Hot!
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Wolverine tries to behead Scorching.
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However, he only succeeds in removing his own arm. Don't fret though, he is Wolverine. If he keeps it intact it can be reattached next turn.
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Ash fires his Boomstick.
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I can safely say he is a lot more successful than Wolverine.
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Aragon isn't happy that he has been robbed of a kill.
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So, he pretends that Scorching Hot also had the power to survive her head asploding and stabs her anyway.
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K-9 goes to do something.
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"What are you doing you tin abomination!?" Shouted General Delaware.
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"Oh my god! You pee'd on my leg you little!"
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But that is not the worst of Delaware's troubles...
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Thor'd!
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However, Delaware is one tough old man and he is simply knocked onto the floor.
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OK, now I just need dilanski, Ogel96 and lrdofbricks to send orders.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:37 pm

Ghost Riders a pussy pansy candy-assed mother fucking frilly knickers wearing toss stained pissant fucktard-asshat!!! :evil:

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You make Hellboy cry...
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Postby legacymedia92 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:29 pm

This is really good
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby legacymedia92 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:29 pm

This is really good
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby repsaja22 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:56 am

nice... you what its lacking? a good supply of friggin' URANIUM!!!!! :D
HEHEHE THEY NEVER WOULD OF SEEN THAT COMIN'!
i think bear grylles is following me through the bushes...OMG IT IS BEAR GRYLLES! HE SAID HIS GONNA EAT ME FOR PROTEIN!
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Postby RJ » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:11 pm

Team Laser Explosion
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John Connor's Robo Senses are tingling!
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I wonder where its coming from :roll:
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He rains bullets down on the Robotic Ranger...
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...Unsuccessfully... This isn't going to end well...
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John Connor looks at his machine gun glumly.
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The Robotic Ranger pulls out his Pyro Pistol...
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The Robotic Ranger is a cyborg by the way...
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John Connor realizes his mistake. "I'm sorry," he said. "I can definitely see that you are a..."
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"He's a droid!" Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi spring into action.
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Pyro'd!
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The Robotic Ranger's moment of victory was short lived though, as Obi-Wan lobs off his hand.
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Mace jumps up for the finisher...
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...And gets blasted to death by an unseen shooter!
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Oh, it's just that guy...
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The Bat-Trio head in for the Bat-Missed Bat-Finisher...
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...And Bat-Throw their Bat-arangs!
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Bat-However, only Bat-Two Bat-arangs Bat-Hit their Bat-Target!
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Bat-Man isn't so Bat-Lucky...
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The Doctor does a lot of running.
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And tries to open the Mysterious Gate.
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He isn't so successful...
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But then it hits him!
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The lock is actually the head of a Squeamish Troll - the same species that fade to dust at contact with human blood!
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...And that sacrificial basin looks mighty strange by itself...
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Hey! Where's Italian weird penis?
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Oh, there he is!
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Italian weird penis silences Silencer.
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Despite the actions of this Turn, The Robotic Ranger is highly damaged, just look at that limp!
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Ogel96, you have lost 3 Heroes in the first turn, I'd be a little more cautious if I were you...
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Postby RJ » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:19 pm

The Iron Centurions

Superman and Ironman look each other in the eye.
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Off goes Ironman!
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Off goes Superman!
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The rest of them trundle on to face teh turkish terrors.
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But wait! The Mask is unarmed!
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Meh, I suppose a stick of dynamite counts as a weapon...
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But isn't it meant to be lit immediately before you throw it?
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Oh... I guess he rolled a 1.
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There was a bloody explosion at this point but it seems to have disappeared. Anyway, Rorschach and the LCPD were knocked down by the explosion, but not out.
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For those mad or power hungry enough, The Mask is equipable, however you might need to scrape the head out first.
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Meanwhile, far above...
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Superman uses his hard-to-do-without-CGI-laser-eye-beams.
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Deadpool is blasted, but since he has Wolverine's ability to regenerate, he is still alive
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That obviously frikkin' hurt.
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Ironman decides that he wants to blow up the ancient meteorite site for some strange reason.
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Unfortunately, the power needed for the explosion wanted is too much for Ironman and he Critical Fails...
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Ironman rains from the sky...
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So much for the Iron Centurions... And in the mute words of Custom Lego Superman, *Facepalm*
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Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:31 pm

Meh...
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Postby Warhead » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:05 pm

I'm sorry to say RJ I had remembered Comic Book heroes differently in my day. In this modern era are they always so clumsy?

EDIT: I liked the lit dynamite trick, I'll need to remember it, it really did look lit.
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Postby RJ » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:12 pm

Well, I bet I can mention one for all of the failures so far.

Iron Man - Crashed into a wall and destroyed his best automobiles.

Hellboy - Got drunk during a supervillain encounter

Ghost Rider - Made a deal with the devil

Wolverine - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Mace Windu - Got thrown out of a window

John Connor - Terminator: Salvation

and the Mask, well, I haven't seen that film.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:37 pm

You forgot Superman Returns.
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Postby RJ » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:10 am

Superman hasn't failed...

Yet...
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Postby RJ » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:59 am

OK, guys, who wants to take lrdofbricks place as teh turkish terrors? I really don't want to wait another year for him to stop snuggling Warheads mum.
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Postby pesgores » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:56 am

I wanna but I don't know who the Turkish are :P

Call it Epic Fail if you want to...
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Postby RJ » Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:02 am

"teh turkish terrors" are what lrdofbricks named his super team.

It is Deadpool, Buzz Lightyear, Gimlii, Yoda, Indiana Jones and Legolas.

You interested?
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