Pirate Party - Turn 4

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Pirate Party - Turn 4

Postby Arkbrik » Fri May 28, 2010 9:55 am

Sorry for the delay.

My Little penises - gamey353

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My Little penises neighs to the skies.

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The call is answered by two Pegasus penises!

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They are hungry from the flight.

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But the pirate woman manages to dodge the jaws of this penis...

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...as well as the hooves of this.

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The Dimmy is not so attentive.

Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead

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The skeletons kill off the last pirate onboard.

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The cannons are rolled out...

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...and fired!

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The explosions kill the black horse.

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Two skeletons lower the dinghy and row for the shore.

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Charlotte and her entourage moves to meet them.

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But Charlotte feels the need to avenge Mama!

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Sadly the BURPmonster is unaffected.

Pirates - Bragallot

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Rodrigo tries to back over a soldier with his tank, but the soldier stands firm!

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The pirates charge the soldiers, who miraculously manages to parry or avoid all attacks.

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These pirates once again open fire on Vergilius Raskolnikov.

"Why won't you just DIE!"

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Vergilius is hit!

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"I... Impossible..."

The Spanish Inquisition - aoffan23

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The Inquisitors open fire, blowing off a pirate's leg!

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Then they move in, clubbing down another pirate.

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Two suspects detained.

The Dimmies - naussica

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The Dimmies walk into the sea, an unholy bridge forming under their feet!

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They reach the Bloodstained Serpent...

BURPmonster - RunsWithLegos

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The BURPmonster jumps down, barely noticing that it squashes the Islander girl.

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It then moves down the beach, effortlessly tossing the A-Squad's truck out of its way.

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The beast tries to hit the Dimmies with its lava, but can't reach them!

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The lava turns solid as it hits the water, creating lots of steam.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Talarius

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The A-Squad's flamethrower grills the two pirate prisoners!

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The driver tries to flip his truck, but isn't strong enough.

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The two soldiers retreat into the very corner of the battlefield. One is cut down in the process.

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"Say hello to Vergilius from me."

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Meanwhile on another part of the battlefield...

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Now you don't see them.

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Now you do.

Secret Faction activated:
Ninjas
commanded by Paco the Duck Ninja

The pirates are beset from all directions, and now their ancestral enemies are here too... Are they doomed?

No!

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Secret Faction activated:
Denizens of the Deep
commanded by Lt. Krus

The ocean has sent the pirates help; a mermaid, a krakenman, and Miami Shark.

The dead

Pirates
Units left: 4/23
Kills: 8/33

Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 4/10+4
Kills: 8/33

Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 9/6+4
Kills: 9/33

My Little penises
Units left: 4/1+4
Kills: 3/33

BURPmonster
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 5/33

The Spanish Inquisition
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33

The Dimmies
Units left: 6/7
Kills: 0/33

Ninjas
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33

Denizens of the Deep
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33

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Bragallot, Talarius, Warhead, gamey353, RunsWithLegos, aoffan23, naussica, Paco the Duck Ninja and Lt. Krus: Send your Turn 5 orders!
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Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 10:09 am

YAY! Another enthralling turn of Pirate Mayhem. Those poor Pirates though, some party this has turned out to be. Arr! :D
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Postby Zahru II » Fri May 28, 2010 10:11 am

I adore the BURPmonster.
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Postby Bragallot » Fri May 28, 2010 10:42 am

Yarr, get off me ship! :evil:

I do too, it's the only thing apart from the dimmies which hasn't been killing me yet, or so it seems. Anyway, even though I only have 4 guys left, revenge will come!

edit: turns out the BURPmonster has been killing me indirectly, which leaves only the dimmies! Can you believe it!
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Postby legacymedia92 » Fri May 28, 2010 12:08 pm

this is new
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby Magic Soap » Fri May 28, 2010 12:49 pm

The penises are decimating you all!
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri May 28, 2010 2:28 pm

If you can see My Little penises, it can see you. If you can't see My Little penises you may be only seconds away from death.

My Little penises divided by zero and survived.

My Little penises does not sleep. It waits.
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Postby gamey353 » Fri May 28, 2010 4:12 pm

penises ARE awesome,now.
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Postby Paco » Fri May 28, 2010 10:23 pm

I'm willing to ally with any non-pirate humans.
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Postby naussica » Sat May 29, 2010 9:16 pm

This is what I call a party! Nothing makes a party better than a good ol' fashioned Brikwars massacre! :smile:
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Postby Bragallot » Sun May 30, 2010 2:48 am

Depends which side of the massacre you're on :')
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 30, 2010 3:02 am

I'm just glad that for now it's you and not me. :D Hey, nice ship btw. :lol: What happens if I..? *SNAP!* Oops, soory!
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Postby Bragallot » Sun May 30, 2010 3:17 am

:no:

Whatever you do, don't fire at the gunpowder barrels, they're too precious to me!

(hehehe... :twisted: )
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun May 30, 2010 10:20 pm

THE SURFACE DWELLERS SHALL BE PURGED WITH LAVA!!!
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Postby Talarius » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:20 pm

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:I'm willing to ally with any non-pirate humans.


The remaining forces of Vergilius Raskolnikov welcome their Ninja allies; natural enemies to the Pirate Menace.
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