My Little penises - gamey353
My Little penises neighs to the skies.
The call is answered by two Pegasus penises!
They are hungry from the flight.
But the pirate woman manages to dodge the jaws of this penis...
...as well as the hooves of this.
The Dimmy is not so attentive.
Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead
The skeletons kill off the last pirate onboard.
The cannons are rolled out...
...and fired!
The explosions kill the black horse.
Two skeletons lower the dinghy and row for the shore.
Charlotte and her entourage moves to meet them.
But Charlotte feels the need to avenge Mama!
Sadly the BURPmonster is unaffected.
Pirates - Bragallot
Rodrigo tries to back over a soldier with his tank, but the soldier stands firm!
The pirates charge the soldiers, who miraculously manages to parry or avoid all attacks.
These pirates once again open fire on Vergilius Raskolnikov.
"Why won't you just DIE!"
Vergilius is hit!
"I... Impossible..."
The Spanish Inquisition - aoffan23
The Inquisitors open fire, blowing off a pirate's leg!
Then they move in, clubbing down another pirate.
Two suspects detained.
The Dimmies - naussica
The Dimmies walk into the sea, an unholy bridge forming under their feet!
They reach the Bloodstained Serpent...
BURPmonster - RunsWithLegos
The BURPmonster jumps down, barely noticing that it squashes the Islander girl.
It then moves down the beach, effortlessly tossing the A-Squad's truck out of its way.
The beast tries to hit the Dimmies with its lava, but can't reach them!
The lava turns solid as it hits the water, creating lots of steam.
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Talarius
The A-Squad's flamethrower grills the two pirate prisoners!
The driver tries to flip his truck, but isn't strong enough.
The two soldiers retreat into the very corner of the battlefield. One is cut down in the process.
"Say hello to Vergilius from me."
Meanwhile on another part of the battlefield...
Now you don't see them.
Now you do.
Secret Faction activated:
Ninjas
commanded by Paco the Duck Ninja
The pirates are beset from all directions, and now their ancestral enemies are here too... Are they doomed?
No!
Secret Faction activated:
Denizens of the Deep
commanded by Lt. Krus
The ocean has sent the pirates help; a mermaid, a krakenman, and Miami Shark.
The dead
Pirates
Units left: 4/23
Kills: 8/33
Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 4/10+4
Kills: 8/33
Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 9/6+4
Kills: 9/33
My Little penises
Units left: 4/1+4
Kills: 3/33
BURPmonster
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 5/33
The Spanish Inquisition
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33
The Dimmies
Units left: 6/7
Kills: 0/33
Ninjas
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33
Denizens of the Deep
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/33
Overviews
Bragallot, Talarius, Warhead, gamey353, RunsWithLegos, aoffan23, naussica, Paco the Duck Ninja and Lt. Krus: Send your Turn 5 orders!
What happens if I..? *SNAP!* Oops, soory!
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