Pirate Party - Turn 5

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Pirate Party - Turn 5

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:02 pm

Finally! There has been a lot of stuff at school during these last weeks, so I haven't been able to play this turn until now. Hopefully the remaining turns will be more frequent.

Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead

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The dinghy reaches the beach and Charlotte and her friends goes onboard.

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They start rowing back to the Bloodstained Serpent, but the journey is too slow for Charlotte's liking.

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She launches herself up to the helm with a blast of magic.

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Charlotte and the skeleton open fire at the Dimmies...

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...but miss.

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Another skeleton runs up from the cannon deck to face the Dimmies.

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Sword meets flag as he engages the Dimmy Hero, but neither of them can hit the other.

Denizens of the Deep - Lt. Krus

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Miami Shark swims past the rowing undead.

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It heads for the Dimmies...

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CRUNCH!

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The Dimmy is no more.

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The other sea beasts attack the undead, but can't hit them.

Pirates - Bragallot

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The last soldier in the corner is cut down.

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The other pirate grabs the tank...

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...and Rodrigo's hat!

"Arrgh! I be the new cap'n now!"

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She celebrates by shooting down a horse.

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These two pirates run towards their new captain, fruitlessly shooting at My Little penises.

My Little penises - gamey353

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Open your eyes, I see

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Your eyes are open

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Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

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When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?

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Hold on to the night

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There will be no shame

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Always, I want to be with you

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And make believe with you

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And live in harmony, harmony

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Oh love!

The Spanish Inquisition - aoffan23

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Angry at the loss of his prisoners, an Inquisitor shoots down the flamethrower soldier.

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The Inquisitor Hero gets to work on a chunk of wall...

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...constructing a raft!

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He then shoots the leg off Vergilius' last soldier.

The Dimmies - naussica

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The Dimmy Hero smashes the skeleton apart, and the way is open.

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With childish giggles and evil howls the Dimmies storm aboard, creating ugly chunks of rainbow bricks across the deck.

Ninjas - Paco the Duck Ninja

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The ninjas leap through the air...

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...landing on the BURPmonster, and their masterful katana stabs wound it.

BURPmonster - RunsWithLegos

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The Ninjas hang on for dear life as the enraged BURPmonster charges forward, straight into My Little penises.

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Both are wounded in this collision of titans.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Talarius

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Alone and wounded, Vergilius last soldier shoots at the Inquisitor Hero. He misses.

The dead

Pirates
Units left: 4/23
Kills: 10/42

Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 1/10+4
Kills: 8/42

Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 6/6+4
Kills: 9/42

My Little penises
Units left: 4/1+5
Kills: 7/42

BURPmonster
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 5/42

The Spanish Inquisition
Units left: 2/3
Kills: 1/42

The Dimmies
Units left: 5/7
Kills: 1/42

Ninjas
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/42

Denizens of the Deep
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 1/42

Overviews

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Bragallot, Talarius, Warhead, gamey353, RunsWithLegos, aoffan23, naussica, Paco the Duck Ninja and Lt. Krus: Send your Turn 6 orders!
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:30 pm

Laughed myself to death while reading the captions for za penises.
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Postby Paco » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:52 pm

Great round. Sending orders right now.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:46 pm

THE BURPMONSTER WILL CRUSH THE TINY penis!!


orders are in.
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Postby gamey353 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:36 pm

The penises will eat the insides of the pathetic monster.He will die a painful death.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:39 pm

HAVE FUN EATING LAVA!!!!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:15 pm

penises were awesome this turn. Those Dimmies have to die, I'm not losing to a bunch of rat fuck dimmies.
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Motherfucker!
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Postby naussica » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:22 pm

Dammit, not just Lt. Krus, but EVERYONE is in for me.

I. Am. Screwed.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:10 pm

naussica wrote:Dammit, not jus Lt. Krus, but EVERYONE is in for me.

Mostly Lt. Krus.

naussica wrote:I. Am. Screwed.

Accually, that would never happen, but not talking about sex, yes. Yes you are screwed.
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