BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 3: Obi's Last Stand

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BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 3: Obi's Last Stand

Postby RJ » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:19 am

Yes, I said it, Obi-Wan's Last Stand. No, it has no actual relevance but I believe it kinda works out since TLE only has a currently Kick-Ass Obi-Wan Kenobi left in it's ranks.

Lets see an overview of Turn II:
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Death rises from his bony arse.
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Then he unsheathes his sword that it so sharp you it is invisible to the naked human eye.
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He walks over to Obi-Wan but runs out of move several centimetres away.
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Meanwhile, two Soulless continue to march upon teh turkish terrors.
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The first lunges at Gatling Gimlii...
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But overshoots it and ends up leaving the battlefield!
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The second Soulless however manages to lunge onto Gimlii but not hurt him. :?
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Another Soulless approaches Obi-Wan.
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Oh, yes, jump on his lightsaber, that'll work well :roll:
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Really, they should realize that Obi-Wan won't die of Soul-leaching, he's got the Last Stand deathstreak on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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That force-push was very hard to make in Lego and it turned out crap :cry:
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He's been boned.
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At least this one ran out of move.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's Turn

Obi-Wan stares down the penultimate Soulless Soldier.
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Then dive-bombs it.
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Obi-Wan stares Death in the face.
"Your move"
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Prodigy One

Steel Tarantula get's up.
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Is he pondering what I'm pondering? Yes, because I control him.
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Several lucky rolls later...
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I think I should start calling him Iron Tarantula.
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Meanwhile...
The Sand Monkey cowers in the ruined outpost with his tail between his legs and grasping his- Ancient Portal Key!? That's what's needed to close the gate!
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Still need orders from Warhead, dilanski, Silent-Sigfig, nausicca and Magic Soap.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:55 am

I gave you mine, twice.
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Postby RJ » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:19 am

Oh yeah...

Whoops. I'll put you down now.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:40 am

The Momma's Boy's
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Neo gets up.
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And dials a number on his 80's mobile.
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"Hello, who is this?"
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"Hello Green Goblin, this is Neo, how would you like to bum snuggle your nemesis' girlfriend?"
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"Well, that was quick."
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Later...
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Meanwhile, Hellboy is trying to light Ghost Rider's fires with his lighter to no avail.
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"We need to find something else, something fiery!"
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Captain America get's bored and goes hunting/foraging.
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The Sand Monkey...
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Captain throws his shield.
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WANK!
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The key to closing the gate is unguarded.
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teh turkish terrors
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Deadpool puts his sword to Rorschach's neck.
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But Rorschach simple steps away and shoots Deadpool.
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Dead- in a -Pool of his own blood... :twisted:
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Something tells me that Buzz found what he was looking for...
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The back hatch opens up. Seriously, who puts the hatch in between 3 interstellar engines?
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The ship crashes into the battlefield, crushing Rorschach (obviously)
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Iron Tarantula survives...
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As does Mace WIndiana
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And Gatling Gimlii and his Soulless attacker.
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But the cargo of the ship escaped!
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With Buzz riding it!
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Gatling Gimlii manages to shake and slam the final Soulless Soldier.
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Then turns his Gatling Cannon of Death.
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He is then joined by Mace WIndiana
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Gimlii fires.
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But accidentally kills WIndiana instead.
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Manly F***in' Men
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Thor, Aragon, Ash and Wolverine head out to flank Iron Tarantula but none of them get in range for melee.
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Thor tries firing lightning from his hammer...
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Close but no banana.
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Ash fires his Boomstick.
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Oh, yes, of course, I'm out...
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Up above, Harry casts a spell.
"Accio Anti-Violence Protesters!"
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Success!
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"Excuse me..."
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"I don't believe in violence!"
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Two more protesters attack the Captain.
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The first is deflected...
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And countered.
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The second isn't countered.
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Another protester attack Hellboy he is blocked...
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And counte- disrupted...
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Joe Vig is out of range of anybody.
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Meanwhile, Harry Potter fails his flying roll.
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Harry is killed and Logan is disrupted.
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OK, now I just need orders from Magic Soap and Silent-sigfig.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:20 am

Shouldn't Harry have been saved at the last second by Dumblydoor? He always is in the movies
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:50 am

No, Dumbledore is elsewhere.

If you are so good at observations, go look at when Slicenstein blasted Nosebleed into the tower.
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Postby Paco » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:14 am

Wow, heroes REALLY suck without redshirts.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:59 am

Well, at least I haven't included the Grudge rule where heroes become crappier.

I think there is some sort of Ninja Inverse Rule going on though.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:04 am

It feels a bit more like a group of Cosplay Mini-Figs than actual Hero's. Once you look at it that way it makes more sense.
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Postby benkim123 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:56 am

It wasnt'a surprise to see deadpool die without doing anything because I didn't control him.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:37 pm

Oh give me a break, first turn I take control?
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Postby RJ » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:19 am

benkim123! Oh my god!

Believe it or not, I did give you a chance to have a spot and was going to give you Deadpool, but you disappeared!

@RV
Yeah, well you still have Gatling Gimlii. I would like to say that under my leadership teh turkish terrors did the best (Turn II)
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Postby RJ » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:42 am

Professor Slicenstein
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The bad doctor climbs the wizards tower.
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And from his new vantage point, snipes at Buzz.
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Well, it could be much much worse...
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Buzz falls with style and lands perfectly on two feet.
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Well, it seems that he landed into the middle of a Mexican stand off.
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Meanwhile...
In the bombed bunker, something was awakening.
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The Dalek flew out through the roof.
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And found a target...
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It flanked the Green Goblin and blasted him.
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Then decided to off one of the Peace-Guerillas.
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Meanwhile...
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A dead Soulless Soldier was launched through The Gate by an unseen protagonist.
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The T-950...
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It reached for his automatic shotgun...
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Obi-Wan managed to block a round...
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But then shot dead by the Mini-Uzi.
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As his Last Stand ends, his lightsaber died out.
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Overview of Turn 3.
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Now accepting orders for Turn IV: Quest for Peace.

By the way, I WILL NOT accept orders for Turn 5+ until I ask for them. I'm looking at you RunsWithLegos.
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