BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 3: Obi's Last Stand

[RJ]

Yes, I said it, Obi-Wan's Last Stand. No, it has no actual relevance but I believe it kinda works out since TLE only has a currently Kick-Ass Obi-Wan Kenobi left in it's ranks.

Lets see an overview of Turn II:


Death rises from his bony arse.


Then he unsheathes his sword that it so sharp you it is invisible to the naked human eye.


He walks over to Obi-Wan but runs out of move several centimetres away.


Meanwhile, two Soulless continue to march upon teh turkish terrors.


The first lunges at Gatling Gimlii...


But overshoots it and ends up leaving the battlefield!




The second Soulless however manages to lunge onto Gimlii but not hurt him.


Another Soulless approaches Obi-Wan.


Oh, yes, jump on his lightsaber, that'll work well


Really, they should realize that Obi-Wan won't die of Soul-leaching, he's got the Last Stand deathstreak on.


That force-push was very hard to make in Lego and it turned out crap


He's been boned.


At least this one ran out of move.


Obi-Wan Kenobi's Turn

Obi-Wan stares down the penultimate Soulless Soldier.


Then dive-bombs it.


Obi-Wan stares Death in the face.
"Your move"


Prodigy One

Steel Tarantula get's up.


Is he pondering what I'm pondering? Yes, because I control him.


Several lucky rolls later...


I think I should start calling him Iron Tarantula.


Meanwhile...
The Sand Monkey cowers in the ruined outpost with his tail between his legs and grasping his- Ancient Portal Key!? That's what's needed to close the gate!


Still need orders from Warhead, dilanski, Silent-Sigfig, nausicca and Magic Soap.

[Warhead]

I gave you mine, twice.

[RJ]

Oh yeah...

Whoops. I'll put you down now.

[RJ]

The Momma's Boy's


Neo gets up.


And dials a number on his 80's mobile.


"Hello, who is this?"


"Hello Green Goblin, this is Neo, how would you like to bum snuggle your nemesis' girlfriend?"


"Well, that was quick."


Later...


Meanwhile, Hellboy is trying to light Ghost Rider's fires with his lighter to no avail.


"We need to find something else, something fiery!"


Captain America get's bored and goes hunting/foraging.


The Sand Monkey...


Captain throws his shield.


WANK!


The key to closing the gate is unguarded.


teh turkish terrors


Deadpool puts his sword to Rorschach's neck.


But Rorschach simple steps away and shoots Deadpool.




Dead- in a -Pool of his own blood...


Something tells me that Buzz found what he was looking for...


The back hatch opens up. Seriously, who puts the hatch in between 3 interstellar engines?


The ship crashes into the battlefield, crushing Rorschach (obviously)


Iron Tarantula survives...


As does Mace WIndiana


And Gatling Gimlii and his Soulless attacker.


But the cargo of the ship escaped!




With Buzz riding it!


Gatling Gimlii manages to shake and slam the final Soulless Soldier.


Then turns his Gatling Cannon of Death.


He is then joined by Mace WIndiana


Gimlii fires.


But accidentally kills WIndiana instead.


Manly F***in' Men


Thor, Aragon, Ash and Wolverine head out to flank Iron Tarantula but none of them get in range for melee.


Thor tries firing lightning from his hammer...


Close but no banana.


Ash fires his Boomstick.


Oh, yes, of course, I'm out...


Up above, Harry casts a spell.
"Accio Anti-Violence Protesters!"


Success!


"Excuse me..."


"I don't believe in violence!"


Two more protesters attack the Captain.


The first is deflected...


And countered.


The second isn't countered.


Another protester attack Hellboy he is blocked...


And counte- disrupted...


Joe Vig is out of range of anybody.


Meanwhile, Harry Potter fails his flying roll.


Harry is killed and Logan is disrupted.


OK, now I just need orders from Magic Soap and Silent-sigfig.

[Warhead]

Shouldn't Harry have been saved at the last second by Dumblydoor? He always is in the movies

[RJ]

No, Dumbledore is elsewhere.

If you are so good at observations, go look at when Slicenstein blasted Nosebleed into the tower.

[Paco]

Wow, heroes REALLY suck without redshirts.

[RJ]

Well, at least I haven't included the Grudge rule where heroes become crappier.

I think there is some sort of Ninja Inverse Rule going on though.

[Warhead]

It feels a bit more like a group of Cosplay Mini-Figs than actual Hero's. Once you look at it that way it makes more sense.

[benkim123]

It wasnt'a surprise to see deadpool die without doing anything because I didn't control him.

[Ross_Varn]

Oh give me a break, first turn I take control?

[RJ]

benkim123! Oh my god!

Believe it or not, I did give you a chance to have a spot and was going to give you Deadpool, but you disappeared!

@RV
Yeah, well you still have Gatling Gimlii. I would like to say that under my leadership teh turkish terrors did the best (Turn II)

[RJ]

Professor Slicenstein


The bad doctor climbs the wizards tower.


And from his new vantage point, snipes at Buzz.


Well, it could be much much worse...




Buzz falls with style and lands perfectly on two feet.


Well, it seems that he landed into the middle of a Mexican stand off.


Meanwhile...
In the bombed bunker, something was awakening.




The Dalek flew out through the roof.


And found a target...


It flanked the Green Goblin and blasted him.


Then decided to off one of the Peace-Guerillas.


Meanwhile...


A dead Soulless Soldier was launched through The Gate by an unseen protagonist.


The T-950...


It reached for his automatic shotgun...


Obi-Wan managed to block a round...


But then shot dead by the Mini-Uzi.


As his Last Stand ends, his lightsaber died out.


Overview of Turn 3.


Now accepting orders for Turn IV: Quest for Peace.

By the way, I WILL NOT accept orders for Turn 5+ until I ask for them. I'm looking at you RunsWithLegos.