The Momma's Boy's
Neo gets up.
And dials a number on his 80's mobile.
"Hello, who is this?"
"Hello Green Goblin, this is Neo, how would you like to bum snuggle your nemesis' girlfriend?"
"Well, that was quick."
Meanwhile, Hellboy is trying to light Ghost Rider's fires with his lighter to no avail.
"We need to find something else, something fiery!"
Captain America get's bored and goes hunting/foraging.
The Sand Monkey...
Captain throws his shield.
The key to closing the gate is unguarded.
teh turkish terrors
Deadpool puts his sword to Rorschach's neck.
But Rorschach simple steps away and shoots Deadpool.
in a -Pool
of his own blood...
Something tells me that Buzz found what he was looking for...
The back hatch opens up. Seriously, who puts the hatch in between 3 interstellar engines?
The ship crashes into the battlefield, crushing Rorschach (obviously)
Iron Tarantula survives...
As does Mace WIndiana
And Gatling Gimlii and his Soulless attacker.
But the cargo of the ship escaped!
With Buzz riding it!
Gatling Gimlii manages to shake and slam the final Soulless Soldier.
Then turns his Gatling Cannon of Death.
He is then joined by Mace WIndiana
But accidentally kills WIndiana instead.
Manly F***in' Men
Thor, Aragon, Ash and Wolverine head out to flank Iron Tarantula but none of them get in range for melee.
Thor tries firing lightning from his hammer...
Close but no banana.
Ash fires his Boomstick.
Oh, yes, of course, I'm out...
Up above, Harry casts a spell.
"Accio Anti-Violence Protesters!"
"I don't believe in violence!"
Two more protesters attack the Captain.
The first is deflected...
The second isn't countered.
Another protester attack Hellboy he is blocked...
And counte- disrupted...
Joe Vig is out of range of anybody.
Meanwhile, Harry Potter fails his flying roll.
Harry is killed and Logan is disrupted.
OK, now I just need orders from Magic Soap and Silent-sigfig.