The remaining pirates regroup around the tank.
Then they open fire on the BURPmonster!
A ninja is killed by the explosions, but the BURPmonster itself is not hurt.
Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead
The undead in the dinghy board the Bloodstained Serpent, killing one Dimmy.
This skeleton attacks the Dimmy Hero, failing to kill him...
...but distracting him so Charlotte can run past and down into the cannon hold.
"Fire the cannon, then bring out the powder barrels..."
The BURPmonster takes another fruitless hit, and another ninja is killed.
"This visit to the world of the living is over... fun while it lasted."
The Bloodstained Serpent explodes, the wreckage sinks to the briny bottom, everyone aboard is killed...
...or are they?
Looks like the Dimmy Hero was clever enough to construct a blast shield from random bricks at the right moment! It is now put to use as a raft.
Ninjas - Paco the Duck Ninja
The Ninja Hero leaps from the BURPmonster.
And lands on My Little penises! The two warriors struggle, but neither is wounded.
The Spanish Inquisition - aoffan23
The Grand Inquisitor advances upon the last of Vergilius Raskolnikov's soldiers, parrying or avoiding his attacks.
The soldier is disarmed and detained.
The inquisitors put their raft in the water and start rowing off with their prisoner.
BURPmonster - RunsWithLegos
The BURPmonster erupts lava on the Ninja and My Little penises.
Neither of them are hurt, but something has been born from the lava - a MiniBURPmonster! How adorable!
The Dimmies - naussica
The Dimmy Hero enlarges his raft a little to pass the time.
Denizens of the Deep - Lt. Krus
Miami Shark leaps at the Dimmy Hero.
But the Dimmy blocks the attack with a chunk of bricks! The shark is wounded from the strain on its jaws.
The other sea creatures move to assist their leader.
My Little penises - gamey353
My Little penises stares intently at the BURPmonster, to who knows what effect.
A pegasus penis takes the head off an inquisitor.
The other pegasus attacks the MiniBURPmonster, but fails to damage it.
The flying skeleton penis breathes fire, killing the mermaid.
The dead
Pirates
Units left: 4/23
Kills: 11/57
Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 1/10+4
Kills: 8/57
Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 0/6+4
Kills: 20/57
My Little penises
Units left: 4/1+6
Kills: 9/57
BURPmonster
Units left: 2/1+1
Kills: 6/57
The Spanish Inquisition
Units left: 1/3
Kills: 1/57
The Dimmies
Units left: 1/7
Kills: 1/57
Ninjas
Units left: 1/3
Kills: 0/57
Denizens of the Deep
Units left: 2/3
Kills: 1/57
Overviews
Talarius, gamey353, RunsWithLegos, aoffan23, naussica, Paco the Duck Ninja and Lt. Krus: Send your Turn 7 orders!
Ha! Take that you Dimmies!.. Shit! Wait! Damn... 
Did that include my own team though? If not then they should be added too please.
