and had to make do with photobucket. No matter how much I resize on the website, I still end up with ginormous pictures. just please don't complain about it.Tyronians
The Tyronians moved towards the service station, but run out of move and action. The hero slaughters a civilian. First blood in the first order. Whoo!
N00b Miners
The N00b Miners march out the mine towards the fort.
Channel 4 Action News Team
Reporter: Welcome to Channel4, the Brikverse's leading action news channel. If you read the top thread, you will have a basic idea of what's going on.
Reporter: We will be doing an exclusive interview with the Assyrians tonight. A bunch of show-off triangulists, we hope their we will wring some info out of them.
Reporter: Hello Assyrian Hero. I hope you are well versed in the Assyrian politics. Could you explain why you are fighting?
Assyrian Hero: That classified sir.
Reporter: Say, what's your whole involvement in the Immortal War.
Assyrian Hero: That's none of your business.
Reporter: Finally, (I swear to god, this was in the orders) is there any credibility on that highly circulated pr0n video of you making out with... (gasps) BoB?
Assyrian Hero: GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
CiviliansAchievement Unlocked!
Channel 4 paparazzi news team!
A civilian, seeing his friend die, determines to take revenge, and throws a skateboard at the Tyronian hero. After taking in bonus dice and the -2 damage modifier for random objects, he causes a whopping 7 damage. What will become of the Tyronian hero?
After rolling a 4 on the armor roll, his fate is sealed.
And this is his fate.
A tourist tries, with little success, to bang the helemt of a tyronian.
Nyphilians
Their transport truck makes a run for it, and runs over a cow.
The Nyphilian Hero does a heroic inspirational feat, and succeeds! All troopers this turn may now do whatever they need to do in the fort and get a +1 modifier next turn.
Some troopers transport munitions and bombs to rig the base to self destruct in case of capture.
All the other troopers line up, prepared to defend the base.
A robot was put in charge of the crane.
You're all screwed now!
All three defense turrets have come online.
The peach torturer steps up his game and creates three mutated cybernetic raving-mad peach freaks to serve as reserve forces.
The guard tower is now on higher alert for any madmen crazy enough to come near it.
Peaches
The peach jedi hero uses the farce to throw the landshark at the miners. The distance is an amazing 16 inches and it really does land in the middle of the miners. However...
He rolled a one on the damage roll
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A peach attempts to rpg the passing Nyphilian supply truck, fails the skill roll.
The peaches split up. the jetpack troopers and the bazooka man followed the truck. The two jetpackers climbed onto the truck and smashed the window while the bazooka man kicked the driver into the realm of the dead.
The others move to the service station.
Assyrians
The Assyrians, pissed off at the interview, aimed their guns at the channel 4 dudes...
All their heads rocket into the distance. Could this be the end of the Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team?
To be continued...
Overview:
Now taking orders for turn 2!Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 1 (0 soldiers)
Peaches:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 0
Assyrians:
Kills: 4
Casualties: 0
Tyronians:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 1 (hero)
N00b Miners:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 0
Civilians:
Kills: 1 (hero)
Casualties: 1
Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered scandals: 1
Casualties: 4
Um, I'm thinking my truck may be a little late.
