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BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch: The Ultimate Alliance

Postby RJ » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:14 pm

I hear you shouting, "Wait a second! This Post has no Turn number!" That is because this Turn is a Turn, that is simply known as, THE ULTIMATE ALLIANCE, after a rather over hyped superhero game series. This Turn has no next time, it ends when a Winner stands.

Here is Turn 5's Overview:
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And we continue, with Hellboy getting off his fat red ass.
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OK, now that he rolled a EPIC SUCCESS, I will show his death-defying leap in a blurry picture.
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He lands on The Beast's head and fires at the thing he just landed on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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The Beast screams. Very loudly.
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And here comes Warhe- Ghost Rider, demonic shotgun emptying it's rounds...
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Right into Hellboy. Hellboy's arm is blown off and he staggers backwards...
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Hellboy, a creature who started out as a failure, rising up to an EPIC SUCCESS, and being killed by a failure.
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A failure who's plan was to dive into The Beast's throat. Why doesn't this forum have a Facepalm Emoticon?
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The Beast grabs it's stomach, it must of eaten somethi- oh...
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The Beast's victims fly over the battlefield...
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...And then slips backwards onto the ruins, disrupted.
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Yeah, Warhead, I doubt you are ever going to win a forum battle...

Still need Turn 6 orders from Magic Soap and Sloopofwar
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:05 pm

BAhh! If I made it inside safely can't I kick it in the goolies from the inside out? Bust it's baws!
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Postby naussica » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:51 pm

Warhead wrote:BAhh! If I made it inside safely can't I kick it in the goolies from the inside out? Bust it's balls!


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Postby Warhead » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:47 am

Correct my Scottish again and it'll be your Baws gettin' fix'd pal. :)
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Postby RJ » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:21 am

If you look at the body parts that were thrown from the opened stomach, you will see the remains of Ghost Rider and his bike there too.

Don't worry Warhead, you took away almost half his HP.
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Postby naussica » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:15 pm

Warhead took out half it's hp already? This is gonna be easier than I thought. 8)

Now I have to be sure he doesn't try to kill me in my sleep for fixing his scottish. :shock:
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:12 am

Capital letter please :lol:

I died so others may pwn. It was a good death. RJ, I may have got pissy about some things in this battle (reds wig!) but for no other reason than the ending and the look of the mini-figs (which were all awesome) I ended up liking this battle. Cheers mate. :wink:
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Postby naussica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:29 am

This beast has to go! The terminator better slaughter it!
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Postby RJ » Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:33 am

Well, the battles over guys, I'll post pictures later.
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Postby RJ » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:53 am

Here it is.

The T-950
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The T-950 gets up and faces the disrupted and gutted behemoth.
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It fires it's gun and severs another tentacle.
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Then it tries something fancy and mounts another tentacle.
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Only to be flung across the battlefield...
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This guy just did the machine equivalent of a Blue Screen of... Wait, metaphoric fail. Anyways the T-950 is down for the count.
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And as you clever people may have noticed, we are now doomed...
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The Eldritch Tyrant
...gets up...
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It flaps it's wings to fly.
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Not very easy with an amputated wing.
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Instead, it lifts it's foot.
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And wins the battle.
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The Eldritch Tyrant (yes, that's what it's called) roars in success.
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There you go guys, that's definitely the end of the battle and there's definitely no more...

Fine then, I lied...
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The Adventurer flies his flying car straight at the Tyrant.
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...But the Tyrant sees it coming and swats it away.
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The Adventurer runs across the side of the flying car in hope of surviving the fall.
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Success.
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The Adventurer grabs the Elder Wand.
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Here comes the tongue!
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The Adventurer fires a chain of Fiendfyre straight at the Tyrant.
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The Tyrant is now disabled and wounded. No more fighting.
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"I tried to warn them..."
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So, there you have it. The Adventurer flies off into the sky and the monster has been slain...
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An innocent Sand Monkey stares at the Tyrant. Boy is he hungry.
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Moments later...
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But is this the end?

I mean, surely some of these people aren't completely dead...
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One of the most powerful weapon in the world has been uncovered...
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There's the mysterious curry...
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And how do we know that everything escaped from the Gate before it closed?
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The BlockWars may not have finished, but The Hero Team Deathmatch certainly has. Here's what the battlefield looked like post-hungry sand monkey.
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What does the future hold? All I know is that my Fortune Teller can hear the sound of Vuvuzela's...
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:03 am

Awesome battle, dude, I wish I could have been in it.

I wonder who The Adventurer is... will he be in future BlockWars?
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Postby RJ » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:59 am

Well, BlockWars is effectively the expanded universe of my webcomic BlockTales, my webcomic and The Adventurer is currently set to have 2 mysterious cameos. One a gag, one a flashback.
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