Hope's last stand: turn 3

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Hope's last stand: turn 3

Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:09 pm

kind of a boring turn in comparison to the last one, but there were still a ton of deaths.

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The rough riders of Setania rode in on their glistening white steeds, effectively surrounding the OTC-launcher in Setanian weaponry.
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However, in it's death throes, the OTC-launcher manged to slay one last Setanian.
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It was then promptly obliterated with friendly service from captain Vesuvius.
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Setanian teletroopers then surrounded the final heavy bolt trooper.
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He went out with a cry of "Ich war die kraut mit den GroBen schnitzen!"
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The Setanian Artillery craft then lined up a shot at the sniper on the
teleportation accelerator.
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And the mighty sniper "fireman" was no more
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:11 pm

Excellent. All targets successfully eliminated. Next! :D
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:18 pm

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As it turns out, the Beradan hero was actually a Kamikazi!
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But because two heros were next to him, I decided that they would get a chance to kill him before he could blow himself up.
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They succeeded and kicked the coward's corpse off the building, where it landed with a satisfying *thud* on an oil can.
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It was at this point that the Beradan APC rolled into play, and it's occupants disembarked. Unfortunately, from this position, there was only two people that they could see to shoot at, Sargon and oX-man.
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And so it was, that the mighty hero Sargon died his second death. Cremation on the spot included free of charge :D
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:26 pm

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The Galdiators finally rushed into the brewery to celebrate their victory. Jumping around so happily and vigorously that they knocked the roof clean off.
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In the building, they found the brewing machinery, some dwarfbeer and the very sexy proprietor of the fine establishment.

They drank up heartily, knowing that they were not quite safe yet. they will get a big attack bonus next turn because of this.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:39 pm

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oX-man rather pissed at the gladiators for drinking the beer he had promised his men, fired on the gladiator hero at point-blank range.
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Sending the poor fellow off to Valhalla where he can drink some more.
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An Immortal regular hoped on top of the Akkadian barracks and began to operate the turret positioned there.
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takeing great care to aim the thing properly, he began to fire wildly and scream "DAKA DAKA DAKA ...... MOAR DAKA HAHAHAHAHA"
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Sending the Setanian Air-tillery crashing to the ground.
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The Immortal tech LAZOR_SKULL prepared itself for an energy blast in the direction of the Setanian tele-troopers.
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clearly, the blast was very very bright.
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After the flash was turned down a bit, we could see the the LAZOR_SKULL had slain another teletrooper.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:49 pm

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Finally, the real Akkadian army had arrived, no longer would they be forced to do battle with mere grunts. All across the field, the tune of the Akkadian marching song could be heard (play this http://www.youtube.com/watchv=3itpZ3voA ... 1&index=28)

First up, the Gremlin light artillery drove in, shelling the area with their newly refitted, anti-mater shells.
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This cleared a wide swath of ground, and killed another Setanian teletrooper.
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Next, came in the elite space-ninjas, right on the tail of the Settanian rough riders. slaying two out of three with a rather impressive handfull of dice.
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Next came in Piltogg, with the artifact of pre-creation "The sword of inhuman strength."(set at +3 to start)
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sending an unfortunate Beradan machine gunner flying across the field to his death with a flick of his pinky finger.
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The space Nazis then made their appearance, hacking away at some Beraden unter-mensch.
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slaying two.
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The kaiser then took a swing at a teletrooper.
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knocking him out, but not killing him.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:03 pm

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this turn
ad:5
ak:3
bd:3
bk:1
gd:1
gk:0
id:1
ik:4
ad:4
ak:6
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:36 pm

Oh.

This is just a demonstration of Akkadian military might.

Gah.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:31 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Oh.

This is just a demonstration of Akkadian military might.

Gah.


your objective is not to kill akkadians.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:32 pm

Silverdream wrote:Which are the kills? Which are the deaths?


k's at the end denotes kills. d's denote deaths
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:43 pm

But they aren't totalled, or if they are then they aren't acurate. Add the new kills to the total running score from last turn.

Is there anyone left to kill? If so then my orders are turret vs. any heavy units and the Hero to Hero Feat a bistering melee attack on the Last Gladiator, SAVE THE BEER!
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:45 pm

:fu:

Achieve the mission or die.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:47 pm

Warhead wrote:But they aren't totalled, or if they are then they aren't acurate. Add the new kills to the total running score from last turn.

Is there anyone left to kill? If so then my orders are turret vs. any heavy units and the Hero to Hero Feat a bistering melee attack on the Last Gladiator, SAVE THE BEER!


well, I was planning to add up all the kills together at the end of the game. and keep it like this for now, so people can see who did the best on any particular round.



edit: btw: the teleportation accelerator is a 19/30 hp right now.
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Postby aoffan23 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:17 am

:no: My Gladiator hero. :cry:

You will pay for this Warhead, you will pay. :evil:
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I agree with Warhead.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:07 pm

:twisted: Pity your hero wont be around to see it, sunshine. I'd pay you a dollar but I'd expect 99c change back. :wink:
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