Far, far away. on the other side of Akkadia.... some crazy shit was going on. first off, the most brutal metal band ever to exist, The Dirgeable's lament. was setting up for a concert next to the laboratory of the Akkadian inventor Leonardo. Hearing this music, Leonardo began to construct a great machine, this machine would transfer all the brutality and epicness of this metal into a liquid form.
Once construction of this machine was finished, the band began to play, with such ferocity as to shame even bands like dragonforce.
The end result; liquid metal. very interesting, but what use for such a thing is there?
Leonardo's very sexy and bloodthirsty assistant Ophelia had an Idea. The liquid metal could be poured into a cast and be formed into a sword with much the same properties as a beamsaber or a Nova sword.
The end result... A blade of the blackest and most brutal metal, The NACHTMAHR.
But was such a blade really worth the trouble of creating it? Ophelia began to test it's powers.... It could cut through anything as if it were not even there. And anything even close to where the blade touched burst into flames. In addition, when she swung the blade, but made no contact, it sang out like a power cord from an electric guitar., so powerfully, that it knocked her off her feet.
And so it was, that the very first Akkadian uber-trooper was created, equipped with a personal teleporter and a Nachtmahr, he was the perfect weapon. And once the teleportation accelerator is fully operational, it would be his task to take out the entire fleet of ships on route to Akkadia. This he would surely accomplish, as his personal teleporter would allow him to move far faster than the targeting systems of any ship the enemies of Akkadia could hope to muster. And because this was a personal teleporter, rather than a teleportation pad, most anti-teleportation technology would be completely ineffective against it.
(I tried to use simple parts so it can be replicated)
but nothing happened 
