Hope's last stand: turn 5

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Hope's last stand: turn 5

Postby piltogg » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:46 pm

my camera is acting weird so pictures are not very good.:( I had to take like three of every picture to get it even close to normal....

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The beradans got together and started chanting and danceing around in a circle.
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The summoned the spirit of 6,000,000 Jews to take vengeance on the nazis. This particular spirit was holding a bowl full of jew-tears.
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Every Piltogg who looked upon this spirit turned into a splash of blood and a dead body.
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The Beradans then used as much movement as they could muster to get the teleportation accelerator in their sights.
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only one made it far enough. He did three more damage to the machine.
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The Akkadian Gremlins were up and ready to go.
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Looking for a target that they would not kill their own troops by attacking... They spotted capt. Vesuvius.
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She was anti-matered.
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Piltogg blury-killed a Beradan
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And space Piltogg killed another one. leaving only one Beradan left standing
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The space Piltogg with the dynamite found a nice spot to put it, being careful to avert his eyes.
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He pressed the detonator with a satisfying click.
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The 6,000,000 jew spirits were sent back to hell where they belong.
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the Kaiser still just waited for a reaction.
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The only Setanian that was still alive stirred.
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He took two incendiary grenades from the barracks and placed them next to the teleportation accelerator.
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preparing to shoot them from a safe distance.
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The kaiser of course, redshirted for his Vaterland.
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Sometimes, even heros need to redshirt.
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The immortal with the turret gunned down the last Beradan
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And the lazor skull prepared to kill off the last setanian.
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Destroying the last enemy of the Akkadians and Immortals, and winning the game for those two teams.
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The teleportation accelerator survived the game, and though it was badly dammaged, was now fully opporational.

The entire incoming space-fleet was destroyed by a single uber-trooper.
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there were some overviews of a thuroughly destroyed portion of Akkadia, taken by local news-reporters.
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And a very dark, hazy and ominous picture was later taken of the entire Akkadian army making preparations for a massive planetary invasion of some sort.
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This is all that survived th9s very bloody battle
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:57 pm

Cool battle. I must admit, it probably would have gone better for me if I had actually concentrated on the objective... :D
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Postby piltogg » Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:05 pm

thanks. It was just a prequel for my main idea though. But I will probably do that in skype, as it takes much less time and work to do it that way.
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Postby piltogg » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:16 pm

this turn

beradan kills:2
beradan deaths:3
Akkkadian kills:3
Akkadian deaths:2
Setanian kills:0
Setanian deaths:2
Immortal kills:2
Immortal deaths:0
Gladiator kills:0
Gladiator deaths:0
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:52 pm

Piltogg SCIENCE SNEERS AT YOUR JEW TEARS!

Great battle. Shorter than I would have liked, but still good.
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Postby piltogg » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:04 pm

hahaha, yes. I suppose I could have given every army more troops, uped the turn count and hitpoints of the teleportation accelerator. but that would have been kind of pointless.

also, I'm going to need at least 4 players for the video battle. who thinks that they could participate in such an affair?
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Postby naussica » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:44 pm

Nice battle, never expected a jew ghost melting space nazis.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:09 am

Yeah, the Ark of the Covenant idea was inspired. Loved this game, thanks Piltogg. Akkadia has proven her worth to the Immortal cause this day. They shall be as a terrible storm unleashed upon the Brikverse that will leave their enemies broken in their wake. Onwards to VICTORY!
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