Somewhat Interesting Turn 1 - Dead already???

[Yoda_Dog]

Frogger wins the initiative roll, jumps off the edge with plans to do the disco, and... somehow manages to die from the fall. He'll get a revival roll next turn, so send orders anyway.



The Transpariens came next. Here they are milling around and talking about stuff.



For whatever stupid reason, Kommander Krus activates a hidden implant in the silver armor guy, causing him to go insane and... assrape the rifleman?



Before he gets owned by the homophobic monkeyhead and his shotgun. The rifleman died of shock. @Lt. Krus: Next time, send orders that aren't stupid.



Evuul Byonic Ull is next, with the biggest double fail of the day.



Attempting to fire his crotch cannon, he accidentally blows his left leg off.



Angry, he drops his weapons and charges toward Stubby and Arkbrik.



Only to die as Arkbrik activates the propeller blades. Ouch.

Evuul Byonic Ull eliminated



Stubby and Arkbrik then try (and fail) to teleport to the bottom tier.

Kill Chart

Stubby/Arkbrik
Kills: 1 + 1 faction (Evuul Byonic Ull)

Tranpsariens
Kills: 0
KIA: 2

Evuul Byonic Ull - ELIMINATED
Kills: 0
KIA: 1

Frogger
Kills: 0
KIA: Is dead, but still has chance at revival.

Sorry SnakeMittens, you got crappy rolls. FYI, everyone who participated here gets dibs on a spot in the next battle.

Naussica, your faction will activate now.

[SnakeMittens]

Gah! I had such high hopes, too.

[Yoda_Dog]

Like I said, no worries. In my next (and much epic-er) battle, you'll get the strongest faction. If I forget when I start that one, just remind me.

[Yoda_Dog]

naussica, Sloopofwar, and Lt. Krus, I need your orders. If you send them in quickly, I could post Turn 2 today.

If anyone wants Stubby/Arkbrik, just send me orders and post in the Top Thread.