Baseplate Koincidence turn three.

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Baseplate Koincidence turn three.

Postby solvess » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:43 pm

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Troll-YOU DIE FOR SAYING THAT!
knight- I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!
troll-TO LATE FOR SORRY YOU WILL DIE!
A brown troll chases three knights into the field (they made fun of his skin color).
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Super secret faction Amorian hard-suit!
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Manly Santa
He stands up after being flung by the grenade and sees the big weapon the orc made and wants it for himself.
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He runs over there,
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Jumps on the ground,
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and does the patented Manly Santa break-dance kill move.
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Then he stands up and grabs the weapon.
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Knights
The knights begin to suffer from peace from running away form the troll, and kill the next person they see.
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They look forward into the Amorian's reflective visor.
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They see, each other!
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The first one slices the rangers head off.
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The second swordsman comes in.
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Slices and misses!
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The first one follows up and kills him.
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The slice is so powerful that he slices through the troll as well (he rolled a 22 on a 1d6+2).
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Because of the carnage he got in about two seconds he becomes a hero!
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Sith
He uses the farce to flip the knight around, what could he be doing?
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He runs up to him.
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Then the ass snuggles him with his beam-saber!
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Amorians
With there task complete and there hard-suit here to finish the job they decide to line up to be teleported away to the ship orbiting above.
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One.
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But wait, whats this!? One of the Amorians decides to grab Manly Santa's gun that he dropped when he picked up the orc's weapon.
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Two.
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Three.
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Got it!
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Four. Manly Santa doesn't seem to mind that he took it cause he got his new big sword axe thing.
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Amorian Hard Suit
It moves over into range.
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Fires.
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Only to have all his shots blocked by the Sith.
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Overview up soon.
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Postby solvess » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:34 pm

Overview
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Kills
Dragon Knight: kills:0 deaths:01eliminated
Lion Knight: kills:2 deaths:0eliminated
The Amorians: kills:3 deaths:0left the battlefield
Orcs: kills:2 deaths:2eliminated
Dwarfs: kills:0 deaths:2eliminated
Clones: kills:0 deaths:7eliminated
Jedi: kills:0 deaths:1eliminated
Sith: kills:2 deaths:0
Manly Santa: kills:5 deaths:0
Troll: kills:0 deaths:1eliminated
Knights: kills:3 deaths:2
Hard-Suit: kills:0 deaths:0

Also: OREMAWESOME1234, naussica, warhead, and Lt. Krus get your orders in!
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:54 pm

Hot Damn! :studgod:

What ominous objective did they achieve that allowed them to leave?
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Motherfucker!
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Postby solvess » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:55 pm

Silverdream wrote:Why did they teleport out?

They finished there task to kill the clones.
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Postby naussica » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:39 pm

Why the hell did all my guys kill each other?!
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Postby solvess » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:38 am

naussica wrote:Why the hell did all my guys kill each other?!

you said
naussica wrote:Kill everyone in sight!
and the first person they saw was each other cause they looked into the The Amorian's reflective visor. :D
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Postby Paco » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:24 am

Sounds like you just didn't want your own guys killed, because that is some pretty BS Fridge Logic.
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Postby solvess » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:13 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:Sounds like you just didn't want your own guys killed, because that is some pretty BS Fridge Logic.

It was my pay back for him giving crap orders and making me think of my own.

Edit: there was no real logic involved, I just wanted to have his guys kill each other for giving those crap orders, so I made up some fake logic to explain it, the fake logic was:

They were affected by peace and they were driven mad, and would kill the next guy they saw, because they were out of it they were not sane enough to recognize him as a someone (because they could not see his face) they saw the other knights instead, causing them to kill each other, the last knight did not banhammer himself because he overcame peace by killing two of his team mates and the Troll.
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:17 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:Sounds like you just didn't want your own guys killed, because that is some pretty BS Fridge Logic.


This battle just got Pedo'd.
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