Power Unlimited Turn 3

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Power Unlimited Turn 3

Postby Zahru II » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:39 am

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Continuing our decisive battle for the artefact, which ended last time ona breath-taking cliff-hanger... oh wait, it didn't. Anyways, on to the Fight!

Von B (Bragallot):

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'Well, this will makes things... interesting.' Said Von B, as he pulled a box out of his sleeve.

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Then he tossed it into the middle of the field.

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Kablamo! It was in fact, one of Von B's nefarious inventions, the instant artifical bimbo, which easily deceives the eye and is too attractive to be ignored... tl;dr - all units in this round move towards it/her.

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'Now that all is set, let's focus on my real goal' said Bragstein and moved along to the artefact.

Deadlock (Warhead):

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'What are you bone-headed bafoons doing!? I've read that the necrotic minions tend to retain their masters' personality in a way; looks like Warhead's skeletons inherited his lust. BAH!' Said Deadlock, as he watched his army heading unstoppably towards the decoy. Luckily, he had no interest in wumyn.

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'Well then... winds of foul magiks! I give you this patethic creature as a tribute!'

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'Lend me your strength!'

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'Bring back the dead!'

FYI - Deadlock reanimated all dead units as plague zombies. They're like pinatas... touch them, and they explode in your face with deadly gases. To indicate them from living units, they have no face.

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Meanwhile, the ax-skeletons reformed their squad but they were to dazed to act.

Ezra (Elmagnifico):

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Ezra and his cultists cannot resist the lustful figure, so they moved towards it.

Fabio (OREAWESOME):

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The humans, as well went towards Brag's dummy, even the one with ambassador tasks forgot about his job and ran.

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Fabio, with his glorious movement of seven inches, managed to reach the lady, and would've started to dazzle him with cheap one-liners but...

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'oh my... what a fiery temper!' Said Fabio, who did not know that Brag's artificial babe had a bomb rigged in him which exploded when Fabio got too close. The blast threw him away, and he lost 1 hp.

Since the dummy's destroyed, everything can go back normal.

Blaze (SnakeMittens):

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The dwarves crushed the berserkers, killing all of them.

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Then they moved away from the coming forces. Blaze quickly sipped from his mug of magikal ale, and regained 1 hp.

The spearmen supported Fabio's troops.

Orks (wazman2):

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The arrowboys moved in and fired a hail of bolts... sadly this was only enough to kill 1 dwarf. The rest of the dwarves swore a grudge against the murderers. The squad of boys got closer, ready to scrap.

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The rest of them went to two different flanks, to defend the shiny stuff.

So that was turn 3, hope you enjoyed it.

Overview:

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Kill Chart:

Deadlock: 7
Ezra: 0
Fabio: 0
Blaze: 7
Orks: 2
Von Bragstein: 4
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:48 am

That was... perfect :twisted:
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:19 am

Hahaha, von Brag needs to make an exploding Mom Decoy to do that with The Dark Lord Warhead... :shock: aw, shit!

Orders on route.
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:41 am

Silverdream wrote:Are you okay Warhead? Who stabbed you in the eye?

A bug flied on it and he picked it out with a jackhammer.

That's my guess.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:38 pm

Yeh Swabs are being show'd up by mast'r De'Silva' Arr! Get yar black and filthy guts onboard wit'the Pirate Day Code or feel the wrath of Captain Warhead! Pirate Up or it'll be down to Davie Jones wit'the lot'o'yah! ARR!!!Image
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:14 am

I cannae be handlin' this accent cap'n!
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Postby Warhead » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:54 am

It'll be the lash fur yeh if'n you can't pull yar weight thar Master Brag, I'll be havin' nay slip shod crew aboard this here wessel, ARR!

[I love Pirate Day, somehow everyone ends up sounding like they have a Glasgow accent, it makes me feel less alone. Arr!]
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:59 am

wazman2, gimme yer orders today, or I'll have to npc you.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:38 am

I'll take his spot.
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