Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 5

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Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 5

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:37 am

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

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The last schoolgirls retreat...

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...and climb onto the Bloodstained Serpent.

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"Quite the view from up here, right Onee-San?"

"Hai!"

Islanders - Zahru II

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Diving into the rum-tainted water has gotten the islander priest as drunk as his master. Rodrigo laughs as he thrashes around.

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"Ow! Who put a schtupid bridge right where I'm schupposched to schwim?"

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In a drunken rage the priest tears down the bridge.

BrikThulhu - RJ

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BrikThulhu is in the mood for some more tentacle snuggle.

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He snatches one of Rodrigo's crewmen and enters every orifice he can get at...

Pirates - lrdofbricks

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Rodrigo pulls out yet another molotov.

"This be me last bottle of rum... so it better work!"

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He throws the bottle and hits the priest, who is engulfed in flames.

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The now highly alcoholic ocean also catches fire!

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The flames climb up BrikThulhu's tentacles...

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...and incinerates Rodrigo's crewman, saving him from a far worse fate.

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BrikThulhu writhes in pain as his tentacles burn.

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"Now, mateys! Forward!"

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At last! Rodrigo and his crew climb aboard the Bloodstained Serpent. Are their trials finally over?

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"Where'd them girlies go? Ah, never mind them now!"

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The Bloodstained Serpent shudders of joy as it feels Rodrigo's hands upon the wheel once more.

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It breaks free of its chains...

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...and throws itself forwards.

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"Cap'n! What'll happen now?"

"I don't know, mateys, but hopefully we won't just fall into BrikThulhu's ocean, get wet and look really stupid..."

MEANWHILE IN THE MORTAL WORLD

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Vergilius Raskolnikov's invasion of the FELC-controlled planet Alighieri is reaching its climax. After months of hard-fought battles, Vergilius and his army besieges the planet's main bastion, where general Winston of the FELC is leading the defenders. Whoever triumphs here will win the war and control the planet.

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Secret Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
commanded by Silverdream

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Secret Faction activated:
FELC
commanded by Ross_Varn

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The last thing either side expects...

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...is a pirate ship popping out of nowhere.

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"Look, mateys! We be still alive! And there be a new world to plunder right off the port side!"

The dead

Pirates - lrdofbricks

Units left: 6/17
Kills: 12/28

Islanders - Zahru II

Units left: 0/7+1
Kills: 6/28

BrikThulhu - RJ

Units left: 1/1+1
Kills: 4/28

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

Units left: 2/5
Kills: 1/28

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Silverdream

Units left: 12/16
Kills: 1/28

FELC - Ross_Varn

Units left: 9/10
Kills: 4/28

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lrdofbricks, Sloopofwar, Silverdream, and Ross_Varn: Send in your Turn 6 orders!

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Postby Zahru II » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:22 am

Oh poop, I'm dead.
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Postby Moronstudios » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:40 am

I did not expect this turn of events, well done!
What happened to the last two Undead Japanese Schoolgirls that were on the ship?
It seems the pirates are unlikely to stay alive too long in this new world.
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Postby Bragallot » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:53 pm

Nah, lrdofbricks is playing them brilliantly, go pirates! :)
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:43 pm

Aaand now RJ sees why I was playing nice.

BRING IT.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:54 pm

mwahahaha. now i have a SHIP to......
fun fun fun fun fun fun
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Postby Warhead » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:25 am

BATTLE STATIONS! MAN THE HARPOONS! PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS!.. SCRUB THE POOP DECK!.. um, Arr!
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:29 am

Ok, who forgot to give Warhead his daily injection?
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:31 am

Warhead wrote:MAN THE HARPOONS!


WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:31 am

lol just wait to see what i plan to do with the japanese schoolgirls
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Postby BFenix » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:09 am

Arrahahahrrr! Now this be the reason why there be Space Pirates!

This is getting to awesome! :D
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:05 am

Zahru II wrote:
Warhead wrote:MAN THE HARPOONS!


WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL


I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
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Postby Warhead » Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:47 pm

lrdofbricks wrote:lol just wait to see what I plan to do with the japanese schoolgirls


Ah-hahahaha! :lol: The Shag of life?
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Postby OREMAWESOME1234 » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:16 pm

Go FELC! Why does the General's name sound so familiar? Is his name a reference to Winston Churchhill?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:37 am

Aye! We shall not let the gates of this outpost fall, to pirate or demon-possessed spacemen...

...Ach, screw it, what are we doing on this ice cold planet anyway? BLOW IT ALL UP! YAHAR!
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