BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 1

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Epic so far?

Yes, BlockWars always rule.
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Yes, it's better than the other BlockWars.
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Yes, I'm going to nab a secret faction now.
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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 1

Postby RJ » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:41 am

Well, hopefully today I won't end up erasing all of the write up like I did yesterday. I only had a few pics left as well! Anyway, here we go.

The Tourist
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"I say, do you mind if I take a picture, Mr Dwarf?" asks the Tourist.
"Sure, whatever." replies Goldy.
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The Tourist has taken a picture of the Dwarves.
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"And maybe you could be my guide?"
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"For a fee of course." The Dwarves and The Tourist are now allied.
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The Dwarves
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Goldy realises what Bounty Hunter 2 is here for.
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He manages to block Goldy's strike though.
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He survives.
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For a while, at least.
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The rest of the Dwarves move towards the fort.
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Bounty Hunter 3
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Out of nowhere, a maraca player arrives.
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He starts a catchy beat.
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And the Bounty Hunter starts to dance.
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Cleverly, he disguises his strike as a dance.
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It almost makes it a shame that he misses.
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"Well, my times up..."
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The maraca player leaves the battlefield.
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The Black Empire
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The Black Soldiers engage the Cultists.
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Two Cultists are killed.
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Another Black Soldier attacks the Shadow Magician.
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Bad idea.
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The BLACK GUARDIAN uses the power of the Crown.
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The Tourist is shallowed up by shadowy evil.
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The evil builds up nearby.
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He was meant to land on the Blurans.
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The Mexikhan
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The mugger boards up the back gate.
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The miner boards up the front.
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The hero starts making a big exploding taco launcher.
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Its not even a big taco...
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The Second League of Evil
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Will Grates updates the Legion to Windows 7.
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All of them now have a bonus action this term.
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Mantaman remembers he can fly.
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He takes Piltogg with him.
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He takes them to the fort.
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Then fails his fly roll and brakes his spine on the beam.
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Now he rests in pieces.
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Piltogg has better luck.
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He kills the Digger.
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Oh look, an unattended cannon.
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The Killzoid and the Ladek combine fire on the fort walls.
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They've melted their way in.
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Then, to top it off, the Ladek lazers the mugger.
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Oh, and Piltogg kills the immigrant.
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The Blurans
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The Captain and two Soldiers move up whilst the other 3 get behind cover.
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The Captain uses reverse psychology.
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"Halt! Zu! Do zum drugs so you can join us!"
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"I'll do what you say 'cos i'm a pussy!"
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"Or maybe I'm not..."
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"That's some good shit..."
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"Wow! I'm actually quite manly!"
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"And look at my beard!"
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"I have more arm-hair than my mum!"
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"My allies are the Blurans!"
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"And my enemies are the Dwarves!"
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"I'm so manly!"
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Oh dear...
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Unlucky...
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Wait! If Pussy is suffering from withdrawal, who tore the Captain in half?
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Secret Faction Unlocked: Landshark
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RoboNanny
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It seems the drones trained at the Imperial Marksmanship Academy.
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RoboNanny put Gravious down somewhere safe.
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It moves the drones out of its way.
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"RUN: COMBAT PROGRAM: BRAVO"
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The transformation begins.
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"DIE [CUSSWORD 78 NOT FOUND]"
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The middle two Killzoids are riddled with bullets.
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Quite severe damage.
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Except the killzoids aren't your Robert Pattersons, they are your Arnie Schwarzeneggars.
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RoboNanny wisely pegs it.
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The drones follow suite.
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The Cult of the Creator
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The Shadow Magician greets the Tourist.
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"Oh wow! A real Cultist! Mind if I take a picture?"
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The Tourist has a picture of the Cultists.
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"Here, have this um... souvenir."
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"Oh! Thanks!"
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The Tourist is allied with the Cultists.
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The archer readies his bow...
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For the perfect shot...
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And it is the perfect shot...
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But the BLACK GUARDIAN is really a bitch to kill.
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And now you get a chestful of Gamma Gatling for your troubles.
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The Giant and the Swordsman decide it's time to initiate their Crowning Moments of Awesome.
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"FOR THE CREATOR!"
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In the charge, the Giant kills one soldier.
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Then throws the swordsman...
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Right into another.
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But before the swordsman can kill him, he is interupted by the BLACK GUARDIAN.
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What a douche.
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Then the Giant smashes himself and the soldier into the fort.
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Both die.
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"I NEVER DID LIKE THE CREATOR."
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The League of Robots
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John Wuku thanks the mothership for the timely landshark.
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Then orders the Killzoids into a charge.
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They fire upon their targets.
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3 of 4 shots hit.
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The drones still manage to survive though.
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John Wuku starts a super happy epic anime slow motion jump attack.
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Well, I suppose one surviving drone is enough.
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Bounty Hunter 1
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Bounty Hunter 1 aims for the Luggage.
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No damage, so he decides to do something more dramatic.
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Jetpack jump!
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Jetpack jump attack!
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Slow action hero walk!
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Coincidently, naussica didn't send any orders.
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"BURP!"
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Meanwhile, up in the sky, a monster beyond evil appears.
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Secret Faction Unlocked: Dalek
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OK guys, that's it for this turn. I need orders from:
Zahru II
RunsWithLegos
Scottsamn

And if you want to be a part of this epic battle, don't forget that Secret Faction 2 is still open.
Last edited by RJ on Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:46 am

Wow, it finally begun!

An overview pic would be nice though...
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:32 am

Overview pics would be really helpful.
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Postby Moronstudios » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:44 am

Damn, my well planned attack failed, I'lll get you yet tourist!
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Postby BFenix » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:09 am

Looking good!
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:52 am

Moronstudios wrote:Damn, my well planned attack failed, I'lll get you yet tourist!


Cease your attempts, or I will let you be blown up in Zahru's battle! :)

Now that's what I call powerplay 8)
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Postby MasterEcabob » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:06 pm

Damn, I love playing the villain.

I also lol'd at the Tourist. Epic hat powers, activate!
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:52 pm

fuck. orders will be in by tomarow.
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Postby solvess » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:56 pm

Could I have secret faction 9?
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:43 pm

For all that gold, the tourist couldn't even afford a damn colour camera!
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Postby piltogg » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:48 pm

It appears that there are two of me in this battle, due to the word-filter.
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Postby naussica » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:32 pm

WTF! I SENT YOU MY FRIKKEN ORDERS! WHAT THE HELL?!
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Postby RJ » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:44 am

naussica wrote:WTF! I SENT YOU MY FRIKKEN ORDERS! WHAT THE HELL?!


I got them 2 o clock in the morning the day after I posted this.

Yeah, shame I forgot overviews, but really, it seems more tactical if you can only see just around you. Right?

Oh, Silva, you can have Secret Faction 9. Now all I have left is Secret Faction 2.

@piltogg

I didn't know you were Piltogg all of a sudden. Now I've got to think of a better name for him :evil:
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Postby Moronstudios » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:07 am

RJ wrote:
naussica wrote:WTF! I SENT YOU MY FRIKKEN ORDERS! WHAT THE HELL?!


I got them 2 o clock in the morning the day after I posted this.

Well, could you please update the list of people you need orders from, as I sent mine about the time that I first posted in this thread.
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Postby Paco » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:47 pm

RJ wrote:I didn't know you were Piltogg all of a sudden. Now I've got to think of a better name for him :evil:

Mr. Sparkles.
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