Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 9

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Whatever Happened to the Bloodstained Serpent? - Turn 9

Postby Arkbrik » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:15 am

BrikThulhu - RJ

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The proto-abomination cuts down the goat demon who dared attack it last turn.

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Meanwhile the possessed pirate addresses Vergilius Raskolnikov.

"Give in to the dark side, mortal... all of this universe can be yours, as long as you bow before BrikThulhu!"

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Vergilius' ego and power hunger clash within his mind...

The Immortals - Warhead

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...but the conflict is resolved when the Terrorkhan comes jetpacking and takes out the pirate and his temptations.

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PottyHeed, the last Maniac, chugs a bottle of Maniac Beer...

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...and then empties his bladder onto the abomination.

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Next he drives his chainstaff into the ground, sending out a shower of sparks...

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...which sets fire to the alcoholic-pee-drenched tentacle!

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

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The last schoolgirl gathers a few rifles, and starts ripping out their power cells. Why?

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To pimp out her shoe, of course!

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Then she throws...

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...the superpowered shoe...

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...in an arc...

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...and like a boomerang...

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...it returns to her hand.

Pirates - lrdofbricks

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Rodrigo Palo looks upon his ship. The Bloodstained Serpent has been wounded, thrown onto dry land, forced to gasp for air. A tear slowly rolls down his cheek.

"...It be not the will of the gods for me to have this ship..."

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"But if I cannot have her, then no one will!"

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Rodrigo and Fransisco gathers up the Maniac Beer.

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They make their way to Rodrigo's cabin.

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"One last drink, me friend."

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"It be time to end this."

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The explosion reaches the powder barrels...

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...and the ship is annihilated, throwing bystanders aside.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Silverdream

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Vergilius' soldier wants revenge on the schoolgirl, launching the very last missile.

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The girl goes with a bang.

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Vergilius fires a carefully aimed shot at the FELC mech...

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...hitting right down the gun barrel.

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The mech starts firing uncontrollably...

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...until all of its ammo is gone.

FELC - Ross_Varn

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The mech sprints towards the wall...

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...leaping over it with fiction-level agility.

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But whatever it is heading for, it does not reach it this turn.

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Meanwhile, it's back to the drawing board for the medik...

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...but he succeeds once more.

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The revived soldier fires at Vergilius Raskolnikov, but the shot is deflected by his armor.

Demons - BFenix

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The monkey demon gets back up.

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It deals a furious blow to the prone proto-abomination.

The dead

Pirates - lrdofbricks

Units left: 0/17
Kills: 17/63

Islanders - Zahru II

Units left: 0/7+1
Kills: 6/63

BrikThulhu - RJ

Units left: 2/1+3
Kills: 8/63

Undead Japanese Schoolgirls - Sloopofwar

Units left: 0/5
Kills: 6/63

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Silverdream

Units left: 3/16
Kills: 7/63

FELC - Ross_Varn

Units left: 3/10+4
Kills: 9/63

The Immortals - Warhead

Units left: 1/5
Kills: 9/63

Demons - BFenix

Units left: 1/4
Kills: 1/63

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RJ, Silverdream, Ross_Varn, Warhead and BFenix: Send your Turn 10 orders!

I will be very busy with Halloween and Camelot and stuff for the next one and a half week, so don't expect the next turn until after that. Sorry.

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Postby Yoda_Dog » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:00 pm

Epic job as usual.

Kick that proto-abomination's ass, monkey demon!
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Postby Warhead » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:05 pm

Damn! My orders for the Terrorkhan would have been to blow up the pirate ship. I wanted to be the cause of it's demise again. Great turn Arkbrik.
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:56 pm

The pirates blew themselves up without killing anyone. What's more: looking at what's left, they could've won. Lame.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:56 pm

HOW THE HECK DID THAT NOT KILL ANYONE! FREAKING MANIAC BEEER AND GUNPOWDER? NOTHING?
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:34 pm

It did kill 2 people.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:46 pm

Shit go down fast.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:17 pm

I'm sorry for the lack of explosion related deaths... but I'll make up for it next turn :twisted:
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