"Ah, there's my Luggage!"
The Luggage has before been known as a unstoppable force. There is a reason for this.
"Hello, good Sir, I don't suppose you know if I can get a picture with you?"
"I DON'T SEE WHY NOT."
The Tourist now has a picture of The BLACK GUARDIAN.
"Oh! Wait a minute! Isn't that the Mexikhan thought I heard about?"
The Tourist has a picture of the Mexikhan Fort.
Bounty Hunter 3
"Hey, Steve, I'm sorry to bother you, but I need another riff."
"You better be grateful, I was busy getting a haircut!"
"Alright Steve, just get on with it."
Steve makes another catchy beat.
The Bounty Hunter bends over for a great flip...
He flips over the Fort...
And opens fire on the Tourist.
*CLICKCLICKCLICK* "Damn, I shoulda loaded my gun before I started!"
"OK, there, all loaded up! Drop dead... Damn, where is he now?"
A Tourist must always be lost.
The League of Robots
John Wuku swings his beamsabre.
The Killzoids all open fire.
The final Drone is killed in cold blood,
RoboNanny's arm is blown off,
And the last shot that hit rebounded off RoboNanny and killed a Killzoid.
"Master! We need help!"
A bombardment from above smashes into the wrecked fort.
When the smoke fades, something within stirs...
Secret Faction Unlocked: STM-PNK Droid
The Bluran who has taken up leadership climbs up onto the ruins.
"I ADDRESS YOU DWARVES!"
"What d'you want?"
The Dwarves frown at each other.
The charge was almost as terrible as the speech.
The Dalek flies down, knocking over (but not killing) one of the Blurans.
The Dalek's killing spree is ended by
The 2nd Legion of Doom
"join us, you would make a great addition to the legion of doom."
"YOU ARE RIGHT! AN ALLIANCE WOULD BE BENEFICIAL!"
Will Grates tries to launch a orbital bombardment.
What a karmic coincidence. He was bound to be punished for launching Microsoft.
Adolf decides he needs backup.
"I need help!"
"Ze zwill send zose who have a great resemblance to you!"
"I told them NOT to call their horses Adolf!"
Piltogg plays with the corpse a bit.
Then he gets rid of it and mounts the cannon instead.
"This really isn't my day..."
Dr Evil tries to Frankenise MantaMan.
Maybe he shouldn't of changed his first name to 'Dr'.
The Killzoid fiddles with his settings, trying to get a firmware update.
The Black Empire
The BLACK GUARDIAN channels massive amounts of energy...
He rises off the ground...
More and more energy is drawn towards him.
And then he drops to the ground...
In slow-motion, The Luggage sees what's happening.
He eats the Tourist...
Liquid death pours out of The BLACK GUARDIAN's Crown...
Then, in a maelstrom of pain, explodes out.
The death of those around him is drawn into the Crown again.
The Luggage: An unstoppable force...
It shakes off the death.
Then regurgitates its master.
"What the gosh do you think you're doing?"
"WELL, THIS SUCKS..."
RoboNanny holds Baby Gravious' hand.
Then throws him.
The poor child lands behind the Killzoids.
The Killzoids immediately turn their attention to Gravious.
Leaving RoboNanny to tend to John Wuku.
"RUN: COMBAT PROGRAM: ALPHA"
The transformation begins.
It disarms Wuku.
Then spins round in a pirouette.
And beheads him too.
Nanny's arm transforms back.
The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
"It's about time you guys turned up."
"You see him?"
"He killed the others."
The two melee men run up.
The voodoo attacks first.
"IS THAT IT?"
"Well, Basilisk venom enters blood now. You die soon."
In the BLACK GUARDIAN's anger, he beheads the Zombie Hammerer.
"I hate it when this happens."
All four of the others fire their ranged attacks.
The BLACK GUARDIAN absorbs the death to raise some HP, but still loses Fenix's Rubysabre.
The Zombie digs into the dead archers flesh.
The Archer is now a Zombie.
And now both have gone NPC.
Pussy doesn't look like he'll be returning any time soon.
"We must get revenge in a ironic way!"
Doc kills one of the Blurans.
Another Bluran is killed.
"Why am I facing the other way?"
"Ha! Trust the girl to mess up!"
"Anyone else feel any sexism coming on?"
"No, no... Definitely not!"
The Miner climbs out of the wreckage.
Then climbs up onto the sides.
Where he equips himself to become a Stereotype, and therefore a hero.
Then he hero jumps onto the STM-PNK.
The Landshark bites Girly's sword.
The Landshark loses HP to a cut throat.
The Landshark swims through the ground.
The Landshark eats Dr Evil.
The Landshark coughs up Dr Evil's hair and arm.
Many tentacles twist out of Bounty Hunter 2's body and legs.
That's right, he's a cyborg.
A tunnel that seems to go on forever opens up.
A Grey Armoured Warrior climbs out.
Secret Faction Unlocked:
It's Dory Grey, the Blockylandish Warrior who missed the First Conflict for the Crown because he was on the other side of the world.
"G'day mates, I'm here to get me some Crown."
I need orders from:
Paco the Duck Ninja
And don't forget, Secret Faction 2 is still open!