BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 2

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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 2

Postby RJ » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:24 am

CRASH!
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CRASH!
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CRASH!
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CRASH!
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The Tourist
Bragallot
"Ah, there's my Luggage!"
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The Luggage has before been known as a unstoppable force. There is a reason for this.
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"Hello, good Sir, I don't suppose you know if I can get a picture with you?"
"I DON'T SEE WHY NOT."
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The Tourist now has a picture of The BLACK GUARDIAN.
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"Oh! Wait a minute! Isn't that the Mexikhan thought I heard about?"
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The Tourist has a picture of the Mexikhan Fort.
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Bounty Hunter 3
moronstudios
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"Hey, Steve, I'm sorry to bother you, but I need another riff."
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"You better be grateful, I was busy getting a haircut!"
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"Alright Steve, just get on with it."
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Steve makes another catchy beat.
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The Bounty Hunter bends over for a great flip...
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He flips over the Fort...
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And opens fire on the Tourist.
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*CLICKCLICKCLICK* "Damn, I shoulda loaded my gun before I started!"
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"OK, there, all loaded up! Drop dead... Damn, where is he now?"
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A Tourist must always be lost.
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The League of Robots
FISH!!!
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John Wuku swings his beamsabre.
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But misses...
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The Killzoids all open fire.
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The final Drone is killed in cold blood,
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RoboNanny's arm is blown off,
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And the last shot that hit rebounded off RoboNanny and killed a Killzoid.
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"Master! We need help!"
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A bombardment from above smashes into the wrecked fort.
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When the smoke fades, something within stirs...
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Secret Faction Unlocked: STM-PNK Droid
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The Blurans
OREMAWESOME123
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The Bluran who has taken up leadership climbs up onto the ruins.
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"I ADDRESS YOU DWARVES!"
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"Um... hi..."
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"What d'you want?"
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"CHARGE!"
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The Dwarves frown at each other.
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The charge was almost as terrible as the speech.
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The Dalek
Keldoclock
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The Dalek flies down, knocking over (but not killing) one of the Blurans.
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"EXTERMINATE!"
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The Dalek's killing spree is ended by
The 2nd Legion of Doom
ForlornCreature
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"join us, you would make a great addition to the legion of doom."
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"YOU ARE RIGHT! AN ALLIANCE WOULD BE BENEFICIAL!"
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Will Grates tries to launch a orbital bombardment.
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What a karmic coincidence. He was bound to be punished for launching Microsoft.
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Adolf decides he needs backup.
"I need help!"
"Ze zwill send zose who have a great resemblance to you!"
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"Gottenhimmel!"
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"I told them NOT to call their horses Adolf!"
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Piltogg plays with the corpse a bit.
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Then he gets rid of it and mounts the cannon instead.
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BOOM!
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"This really isn't my day..."
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Dr Evil tries to Frankenise MantaMan.
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Maybe he shouldn't of changed his first name to 'Dr'.
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The Killzoid fiddles with his settings, trying to get a firmware update.
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DERPDERPDEEEERP
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The Black Empire
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The BLACK GUARDIAN channels massive amounts of energy...
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He rises off the ground...
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More and more energy is drawn towards him.
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And then he drops to the ground...
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In slow-motion, The Luggage sees what's happening.
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He eats the Tourist...
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Liquid death pours out of The BLACK GUARDIAN's Crown...
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Then, in a maelstrom of pain, explodes out.
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The death of those around him is drawn into the Crown again.
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The Luggage: An unstoppable force...
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It shakes off the death.
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Then regurgitates its master.
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"What the gosh do you think you're doing?"
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"WELL, THIS SUCKS..."
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RoboNanny
*CRAZYHORSE*
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RoboNanny holds Baby Gravious' hand.
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Then throws him.
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The poor child lands behind the Killzoids.
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The Killzoids immediately turn their attention to Gravious.
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Leaving RoboNanny to tend to John Wuku.
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"RUN: COMBAT PROGRAM: ALPHA"
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The transformation begins.
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It disarms Wuku.
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Then spins round in a pirouette.
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And beheads him too.
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Pwn'd.
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Nanny's arm transforms back.
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The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
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"It's about time you guys turned up."
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"You see him?"
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"He killed the others."
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The two melee men run up.
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The voodoo attacks first.
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"IS THAT IT?"
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"Well, Basilisk venom enters blood now. You die soon."
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In the BLACK GUARDIAN's anger, he beheads the Zombie Hammerer.
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"I hate it when this happens."
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All four of the others fire their ranged attacks.
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The BLACK GUARDIAN absorbs the death to raise some HP, but still loses Fenix's Rubysabre.
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The Zombie digs into the dead archers flesh.
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"MOAR!"
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The Archer is now a Zombie.
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And now both have gone NPC.
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The Dwarves
Zahru II
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Pussy doesn't look like he'll be returning any time soon.
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"We must get revenge in a ironic way!"
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"Any ideas?"
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"I do."
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"1...2...3!"
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Doc kills one of the Blurans.
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"1...2...3!"
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Another Bluran is killed.
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"Why am I facing the other way?"
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"No reason..."
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Girly misses.
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"Ha! Trust the girl to mess up!"
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"Anyone else feel any sexism coming on?"
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"No, no... Definitely not!"
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The Mexikhan
RunsWithLegos
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The Miner climbs out of the wreckage.
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Then climbs up onto the sides.
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Where he equips himself to become a Stereotype, and therefore a hero.
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Then he hero jumps onto the STM-PNK.
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The Landshark
Scottsamn
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The Landshark bites Girly's sword.
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The Landshark loses HP to a cut throat.
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The Landshark swims through the ground.
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The Landshark eats Dr Evil.
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The Landshark coughs up Dr Evil's hair and arm.
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Other Stuff

Many tentacles twist out of Bounty Hunter 2's body and legs.
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That's right, he's a cyborg.
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A tunnel that seems to go on forever opens up.
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A Grey Armoured Warrior climbs out.
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Secret Faction Unlocked:
It's Dory Grey, the Blockylandish Warrior who missed the First Conflict for the Crown because he was on the other side of the world.
Yoda_Dog
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"G'day mates, I'm here to get me some Crown."
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Overview:
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I need orders from:
Bragallot
FISH!!!
aoffan23
OREMAWESOME123
Keldoclock
ForlornCreature
MasterEcabob
*CRAZYHORSE*
Paco the Duck Ninja
Zahru II
RunsWithLegos
Scottsamn
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Yoda_Dog

And don't forget, Secret Faction 2 is still open!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:51 am

...I know that tourist... :shock:
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Postby Moronstudios » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:04 am

Damn, it looks like I died. Oh well...
Looking for Vancouver Island players: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1194
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Postby MasterEcabob » Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:37 pm

Nice, this is getting quite epic. Do I have any men left? Or did they all die in my explosion of pure unadulterated evil?
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As if we care. More explosives!
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Postby FISH!!! » Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:05 pm

Why is it that every turn I've acidently done somthing to activate a Secret Faction? Anyway, Robonany is tough. :shock:
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:33 pm

This wasn't too bad. Expect ordurrs by tomorrow.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:18 pm

Rincewinds luggage is excellent. I'm enjoying this. :D
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Postby RJ » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:34 am

@MasterEcabob
It's pure unadulterated death.
Yes, I think you are all out at the moment, but remember, you do control half the known canon, with hundreds of thousands of clone warriors and many non-clone bowing before you. Think about it.

@FISH
They are allied with you. Really, it was just an excuse to get them in somehow.

@Warhead
Well, it's about bloody time someone understood my parody. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a hawiian shirt, so the Tourist looks how he does.[/i]
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:47 am

Ordurrs in.
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Postby RedShirt » Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:29 pm

technically the tourist is twoflower, not rincewind warhead. Although, the luggage did choose rincewind as his master.

Do you suppose how many people know what we're talking about?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:35 pm

Ah yes, good point my fine fellow but obviously that is a debatable point which can be readily resolved by an excessive use of force applied to you head. :) Yeah, I would be surprised if anyone outside of Britain knows. As for the Americans... :roll:
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Postby RJ » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:49 pm

Yeah, as I said, I couldn't get a hawiian shirt (what Twoflower wears in the film). That's the BlockWorld version of Twoflower.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:58 pm

Wait!.. Film!.. Dammit, read the books you lazy dog. :?
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Postby RJ » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:00 pm

No, no, I'm on Wyrd Sisters, but I saw the film when it came out. And Hogfather. And Going Postal.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:01 pm

Guards Guards is probably the best.
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