His answer was a very poorly aimed cannon to the face.
So he punched the chef and took the crystal as his troops advanced.
The vikings made use of their free weapons deal.
And decided to attack the gingers.
Not even hitting any.
Toki tested his new axerifle.
A clean kill.
The loyal dwarfs readied their defences.
The machine was turned on and the left lever was pulled.
The dragon's fireball was blocked by the townsperson.
So the Necromancer cast his spell again.
Not enough to kill a dwarf.
"Why did I have to get teamed up with a trash can like you?"
"Cause I'm the only person that can stand dildos such as yourself."
The rock monsters charged for the crystal.
"Call you later sexy"
Guy puked upon hearing this.
Fenix jumped through the window.
Shooting both guy and his own hat.
The Peaches advanced.
They also tried to snipe a hobo.
Kona used her feat to give a couple dwarfs throwing axes.
They struck the dragon.
Killing it and pissing the Necromancer off.
While waiting for the last couple of orders to come in the dwarf's carts arrived.
Whozits picked up the ram,
tossed it,
killing two natives and a ram with it.
Twoswords looked over the crystal and found it had the power of light green magic.
The cannon killed off the rest of the sheep.
The natives charged to no effect at all.
Guy left the bar.
And tackled the female peach.
The chef pushed the Knight's hero into the water without killing him
Guy attempted to toss the peach woman at the vehicle.
Missing wildly.
The guitarist upgraded his axe.
One of the townspeople tackled a pole.
And tossed it at the Necromancer.
Quickly, the random item shop owner takes a feul soked chain and drags it to the hobo fire.
He sets it on fire.
The explosion of the fuel filled chest was empowered by the orange power crystal in it.
It killed 3 ginger dwarfs, including Kona.
And set off a barrel of gunpowder.
Secret faction 3 bursts free.
Secret faction 4 teleports in.
New townspeople arrive
Overview.
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Kill chart:
Pirates: 7
Townspeople: 5
Peaches: 2
Vikings: 2

