BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 3

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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 3

Postby RJ » Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:33 am

OK, I finally got round to deciding whether or not to kill off the non-posters. In the end, I rolled a die. Anyway...

The League of Robots
FISH!!!
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The Captain grabs Baby Gravious at a sprint.
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Then arrives at the Tourist's location.
"YOU WILL DO AS I SAY."
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"LOOK AFTER THIS CHILD."
"Um... OK then..."
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Then all three Killzoids attack RoboNanny.
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It's hand is blasted off and another shot hits her in the waist.
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Things aren't going well.
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"ERROR>SWITCHING TO EMERGENCY POWER"
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The Tourist
Bragallot
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The Tourist walks Gravious onwards.
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He finds RoboNanny.
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"Hello, would you mind if I took a picture?"
"SURE>WHY NOT."
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The Tourist now has a picture with RoboNanny.
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"Goodbye. Thanks for that."
"WE BOTH GOT SOMETHING OUT OF THIS"
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The Blurans
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"Um, yeah, hi, Mr Dalek..."
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"That guy over there is The Doctor."
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"You see the guy with The Shadowy Crown? Him."
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"THE DOC-TOR MUST BE EX-TER-MINATED!"
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The Second Legion of Doom
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The Killzoid removes his arm in order to replace it with Dr Evil's. He won't be needing it any more after all.
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He gets sidetracked and welds on his hair by accident.
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"hello>YOU>aregoodenoughtojoin>THELEGION>asyouaresuitably>FREAKISH"
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The Landshark knows an oppotunity when he sees one.
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The Ladek has no further plans of allying, and seeks only death.
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He blasts the very BlockWorld beneath his feet.
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The radiation travels outwards killing all in its path. Dory Grey sees the destruction and leaps for his life.
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Two Dwarves are killed and nobody else. Though he did make the Bluran's a bit crispier.
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However, the damage is done, and the hole Dory Grey came through opens up. Something has been awakened far beneath the ground.
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A huge hand reaches out.
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Followed by a fully grown Crystal Troll. These guys are screwed.
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Especially Girly, who is crushed under one of the Troll's huge fists.
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The Troll roars at Dory. He's next.
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Secret Faction Unlocked: Crystal Troll
samuelzz
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Meanwhile, Piltogg decides he wants to fire a bigger ball, and gathers a load of debris.
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With the cannon stuffed to the brim with rubbish, he aims at the Cultists.
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Seriously, he just blocked up the cannon. What did you expect to happen?
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Will Grates decides to give his hacking a go.
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He manages to override the controls of the STM-PNK Droid.
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He tells it to kill the final Mexikhan, so he complies. Sadly, the fort has two different factions in it, so only the last one standing can take over.
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The STM-PNK Droid uses his steam blaster on the fort walls, making a bigger entrance.
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Some debris crashes on top of Adolf though, and he is killed instantly.
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The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
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The Shadow Magician uses his Death Power.
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It starts speeding up the effects of the poison.
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The Venom guy enters the fort, making him another faction in possession of the fort.
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The three projectiles start firing, but Joe the gunslinger has a misfire, distracting the Pyro...
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Hilarity ensues.
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HELLO, I AM DEATH OF EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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"You're a tool, you know that?"
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The poison levels back down to it's normal effects.
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The Horde
NPC
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Two more corpses join the ranks, The Shadow Magician and the guy who looks like Two-Face with a fez.
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The Dwarves
Zahru II
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They all move into the fort, making them the forth faction in there.
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Hairy is upset about the lack of Mexikhan to pillage, so he gets down with a corpse.
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He got no STD's.
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The STM-PNK Droid
aoffan23
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The STM-PNK Droid assesses that though STM-PNK Droid is a suitable name, Coswell is more functional.
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Coswell fires at the Mexikhan cage.
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It is asploded.
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It then attaches the remains to it's back for extra spikiness and to make it look cooler.
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The BLACK GUARDIAN
MasterEcabob
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He sends a signal up towards the heavens.
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It is caught by the dropship, which was hovering over his previous location.
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It sends down more troops, including 4 soldiers, 2 colossi and Sir Ford, a Space Knight in Shiny Armour.
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Sir Ford knocks down The Zombie Shadow Magician with his sword.
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BOOM! Headshot.
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The Dalek
Keldoclock
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The Dalek finds it's lifelong target.
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EX-TER-MINATE!
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"OH..."
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"SHI-"
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The radiation flows through The BLACK GUARDIAN's body.
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The poison goes critical, and several of the BLACK GUARDIAN's organs explode.
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The Crown realises that this host is no longer worthy, and slips off.
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And then, against all odds, The BLACK GUARDIAN's helmet falls off, revealing nothing...
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"THE DOC-TOR HAS BEEN EX-TER-MIN-ATED"
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"Stories of my death are greatly exaggerated."
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NPC
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"Wait, I suppose that means I just became the ruler of a whole empire. Cool."
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Bounty Hunter 2
Mr. FudgeDaRules
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Bounty Hunter 2 gets back into the fighting.
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Then sheaths his sword?
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Gingy is shot dead.
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And then Gimlii is killed by Bounty Hunter 2's tentacles.
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And thrown across the clearing. There's no kill like overkill.
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Bounty Hunter 2 remembers why he got into this line of work.
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Dory Grey
Yoda_Dog
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Dory Grey has a seizure.
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Meanwhile...
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Blue tesla attack.
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"Wow, that hurt..."
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"I'm blaming this on you Lighting Guy!"
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[insert onomatopoeia here]
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"Fine, I'll be good."
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Lt. Krus
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There you go, the Fort and the Crown are both up for grabs in a great free for all.

Dory Grey had a seizure because he didn't send in orders in time. RoboNanny didn't either, so I rolled a die. RoboNanny rolled higher so it survived. You have been warned.

I now need orders from:
FISH!!!
Bragallot
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ForlornCreature
samuelzz
Paco the Duck Ninja
Zahru II
aoffan23
MasterEcabob
Keldoclock
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Lt. Krus
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Postby Paco » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:14 am

Wow, my guys are maid of fail. Sending orders...
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Postby naussica » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:05 am

Umm... last time I checked, I had Bounty Hunter 2. When the hell did Fudge get him? He died last turn! :?
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:19 am

Oh dam I forget, I'm so sorry.
To bad shit happens anyway I will send orders for next turn right away.
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Postby RJ » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:22 am

Those were Turn 2 orders. I already acted them out, but I sent you a PM asking for orders and you didn't reply.

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No, you were Bounty Hunter 1. Get your facts right before you start some sort of rant.
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Postby RedShirt » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:37 pm

:ftw:
As soon as I saw the first post with the Tourist and his luggage in this battle, I just knew Death was going to show up.
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Postby RJ » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:54 pm

Yeah, but that's not Death from Discworld, that's Death of Extremely Overpowered Fireballs from Irregular Webcomic.
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Postby RedShirt » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:55 pm

Oh well, he still SPEAKS LIKE THIS
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Postby RJ » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:59 pm

YES, THAT WAS MY OWN LITTLE TOUCH
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:28 pm

Cripes.

Curse you, dice!

Ah well, that's one less thing I have to remember to do.
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Postby aoffan23 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:21 pm

Yoda_Dog wrote:Cripes.

Curse you, dice!

Ah well, that's one less thing I have to remember to do.


But you didn't remember.
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Postby RJ » Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:36 pm

He did, but about half an hour after I took the last pictures.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:45 pm

Coswell the STM-PNK Droid looks great btw. 8)
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Postby aoffan23 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:49 pm

Warhead wrote:Coswell the STM-PNK Droid looks great btw. 8)


Agreed, I never did salute you on the ossum faction I got.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:35 pm

On the one hand, BG has fallen. On the other hand, I have a brand spanking new force to own with. Overall, this turn could have gone a lot worse.
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