BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 4

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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 4

Postby RJ » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:18 am

A strange piece of debris flies from the skies and down towards the battlefield...
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Before crashing right next to Goldy the Dwarf.
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Why, it's some sort of brew, though only maniacs could make something as strange in design as this...
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Of course, being new-age Dwarves, they drink up anyway.
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It's not long before the kegs are empty.
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But dwarves are dwarves, and with very little body to fill, they pass out very quickly.
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The Tourist
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"Hello, you wouldn't mind if I took a picture with you, would you?"
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The Killzoid looks at RoboNanny, who is happily defending Gravious thanks to the Tourist.
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The Killzoid makes up his mind quickly.
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In the confusion, the Tourist still gets his picture.
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The Tourist walks away slowly.
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The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja

Determined, Venom runs up the side of the fort.
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He reaches the antennae...
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Then falls off, proper Batman-esque.
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He rolls and throws the fangs on the way up.
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One hits a zombie.
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The zombie stays undead.
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The other fang went somewhere even worse...
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Venom's liver explodes in a slurry of blood and poison.
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Meanwhile, in the Temple of the Cult of the Creator:
"Daddy, the last of the reinforcements we sent is dead. There's nobody else..."
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"Then I shall avenge them!"
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"Actually Daddy, he ended up killing himself..."
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"Well, I shall avenge them metaphorically."
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"Come, our fate awaits."
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The Rock Troll
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The Rock Troll grabs Will Grates in one hand...
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And the last Bluran in the other.
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"ROKKKKKKKKKK!"
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A gruesome death for both of them...
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RoboNanny
*CRAZYHORSE*
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"ACTIVATE>COMBAT PROGRAM>ECHO_"
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Fail...
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Coswell
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Coswell activates his leg mounted rockets.
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He lands on the platform.
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And as quickly as he got on, he gets off. On a motorbike.
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Shame he had such a bad landing.
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League of Robots
FISH!!!
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The Captain makes a rather large explosion, disrupting the other two and damaging RoboNanny.
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The two Killzoids open fire on RoboNanny.
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One loses all power and dies.
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The other shoots RoboNanny critically.
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Gravious rushes over to it's robotic-lifeless wreckage.
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:man:
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"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING TO IT?"
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"I DON'T KNOW!"
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"HE'S SELF UPGRADED!"
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The Black Empire
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Ford dons The BLACK GUARDIAN (RIP)'s armour.
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And then the Crown.
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The Troops break formation.
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Two kill zombies.
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The two collosi start to store power.
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One of them overreacts and dies.
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Syrax
Mr. FudgeDaRules
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He whips another tentacle at a drunken Beardy.
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And overkills him.
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Dalek
Keldoclock
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The first deathray only kills a mayfly.
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The Doctor laughs.
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"Now, if I just disable his vision..."
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Seconds later...
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"Ribbit."
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Second Legion of Doom
ForlornCreature

The horses stampede towards Ford.
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Ford kills the first two...
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But the third catapults him into a pile of corpses.
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The Crown must of thought that he should be dead, and takes a new host.
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The Ladek fires at the Rock Troll to no avail.
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BlockWars: Now in Screwed-o-vision.
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Somehow, the Landshark redshirts.
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The Killzoid goes on a rampage, killing a Black Soldier.
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And another.
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And another.
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"Oh crap..."
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"indeed"
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The Killzoid self-destructs but doesn't do any damage to anything else.
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John Connor
Lt. Krus
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From cover (of course), Connor opens fire on Coswell.
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It does quite a bit of damage.
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John smiles. He's actually done something.
Secret Faction Unlocked: The Terminator
Silverdream
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Just above the battlefield however, is a huge threat.
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Secret Faction Unlocked: Pseudo-Martians
dilanski
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OK, I've added a new rule: Fleeing. In BlockTales, if you can get off the map, you forfeit all chances of winning, and get shamed, but it does give you a reservation for the next battle.

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Orders needed from:
Dalek - Keldoclock
John Connor - Lt. Krus
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:22 am

I like where this is going...
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:39 am

Wait does this mean I have control over Baby Gravious 2.0/Teen Gravious
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Postby Paco » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:14 am

Where are my guys? Are they still off-map?
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Postby Warhead » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:50 am

I had a good laugh reading that, great report RJ.
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Postby FISH!!! » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:19 pm

Dam it! I had such a good idea for all those robot parts...
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Postby RJ » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:43 pm

On later thought, I don't think it's such a good idea making a naked ahnold played by Silva appear behind John Connor...

Oh, and Paco, your final wave comes in next Turn at the same location as always. I need orders for them.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:20 pm

What's the condition of Coswell? I can see a leg borken off, but what else?
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Postby MasterEcabob » Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:57 pm

So I've just got the Colosi left now, right? Poor other dudes...
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As if we care. More explosives!
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Postby RJ » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:41 am

One Collosi, 1 troop and somehow Ford is still alive.

@aoffan

There is one leg broken off, yes, but JC managed to break off a few greebles. 3 HP in total.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:34 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Wait does this mean I have control over Baby Gravious 2.0/Teen Gravious
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Postby RJ » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:52 am

Read who I need orders from.
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Postby FISH!!! » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:52 pm

RJ wrote: JC managed to break off a few greebles. 3 HP in total.


Would I be right in thinking that's the most damage he's ever done, in BlockWars?
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:08 pm

Thanks I'll send orders.
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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:12 pm

You have gotten my orders, right?
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