The Elves spread out in defensive formation. Some troops fire on the Aliens and Road Warriors, but miss.
Rudolph returns to the fort and the Medik/Mechanik get on, ready to rescue Santa and his sleigh.
Lincoln wants to zombify Rudolph, but he's out of movement range. Not a problem. He grabs the sniper rifle...
Does a Heroic pole-vault off the Artillery Bot...
And lands in the fort. Unfortunately his attack missed.
The alien bazooka trooper fires on the Elves.
Direct hit! Thanks to an amazing series of damage rolls no elf troopers survived. Only the pilot is still alive.
The flamethrower trooper opens up on the Road Warrior, but misses.
The saucer has no better luck attacking the Black Hat fighter.
The fighter loops around and heads back down field, towards two of the Bounty Hunter troops.
Meanwhile the bazooka-armed minifig in the town square house fires on the Bohrok, but misses.
The Hero finishes the job.
Yoda_Dog didn't send orders so they just sat there, waiting for unstoppable armored doom to bear down on them.
They advance towards the wrecked sleigh, and kill the pilot.
One of the clones goes around the back of the Black Hat APC. "Frank, I think there's some kind of hatch here... Frank?..."
"Ugh. Dude, you're at least supposed to kill it before you do that."
The fighter headed back towards Irony Man and the dimmies.
Meanwhile, Irony Man wasted no time in picking up a minigun and opening fire with everything he had, killing a Dimmy telepath and wounding the Dimmy hero.
He also called down a rifleman to finish off the other Dimmy trooper.
The dimmy hero walks over to one of the fort's support struts. *Poke*
Well, it was made of Megabloks, after all...
The hero attacks Irony Man but fails to pierce his armor.
The other dimmies head towards the TLA troops but are slowed down by the remains of the fort.
The flamethrower trooper tries to burninate the sleigh, but his flamethrower fails to light (low skill roll).
The other road warriors get in the car and hit the gas. The flamethrower alien manages to bail in time. The bazooka guy, not so much.
They fire a few shots at the flamethrower alien on the way past, but miss.
The hero and ninja catch up to the car in their stolen VTOL.
The Killdozer rams the catapult cart, destroying it completely and killing the horses.
The troops leap off the Killdozer to attack the Knights, but only Bob the Unbuilder can get into range. He decapitates the Knight hero with his thermal lance.
Black Hat Men
The APC destroys the robots' scout bot. The clone lying on the ground is a mistake, he didn't get run over and I set him back upright.
Three troops open fire on the Artillery Bot but can't damage it.
The gun turret does the same but misses.
The fighter does a point of damage to the minigun bot, and the hovercraft finishes it off.
A droid heals Lord Xenu.
Another one heals a Dimmy.
A third heals one of the Knights' horses.
Overview. 48 hours till next orders.
Just one random act of violence can brighten your day. Especially if it involves explosives.