(Elmagnifico wanted to have the dead pirates raise themselves, so I did a what i say goes roll. He failed, but I decided to let the last pirate be able to try a difficult ritual to bring them back)
The last pirate ran to the golden chest of gold and cut off his hand in an attempt to perform a ritual the pirates had come across in thier travels. In his panic he forgot how it went and only achieved in bleeding onto the gold.
Mini Warhead ran up to the dwarf coming at him and shot a burst of flame.
Dwarfs are tougher then normal Minifigs and does not die. Mini, still a child, gets bored of holding the trigger and runs off to go find a pet.
Warhead uses a heroic feat to get his wife away from the TV and into his arms for some, as warhead put it, "play".
The crab climbs up the mountain.
The dwarf Mini attacked was angry and went for the fuel tank.
The dwarf was killed in an instant, Mini warhead fell forward howling in pain as the flames covered his body and started roasting him.
The other dwarf goes after Timmy. I decide to play this fight out with duel rules.
The dwarf rolls a higher skill the Timmy and scores the first point.
Timmy outskills the dwarf on the second roll.
The dwarf gets 2 out of 3 and wins the duel, taking the acidic blade.
Timmy's body causes Mini Warhead to gets trapped under a piece of rubble that he can't get out off, still on fire he has problems breathing from all the smoke.
The claw tank advances.
Blue tanks a few shots at Guy.
Surviving the attack, Guy flips them the bird.
The tank, being poorly built, falls apart.
Red swipes at guy with the blade tail.
Dragosani advances on the dwarf.
Fishsword does the same.
Rolling a 1, Dragosani gets knocked back and his gun falls apart.
Guy walks calmly into the main hall of the dwarfs.
Brown walks out of the ally.
Red and Blue:5
Loyal Dwarfs: 4
Ginger Dwarfs: 2
Fun police: 2
Experiment Something Something: 1
Family Warhead: 1
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