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Relation-SHIP Problems Turn 0/Sign-up

Postby beluga » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:31 pm

Ever since pedonuker was banned, the country of Nyphilis felt better. It felt...peaceful. The previously large army was discharged, the machines of war were left to rust.
 
But that abomination was not to last.
 
Soon pedonuker returned to Nyphilis, riding upon massive war machines that easily overwhelmed Nyphilis’s Fleyor-esque defenses. The once quiet, harmonious sounds of the colonies were filled with screams and cries as pedonuker pushed himself ever closer to the capital, intent on reestablishing his reign of terror, booty bothered, and n00biness.
 
When pedonuker finally reached the Bureaucracy Tower, Nyphilis fell silent. It was completely wiped off the maps of the brikwars universe. After the takeover, not even the demented cries of pedonuker on the chatroom were heard, with only lost, scrambled beacons reaching unwary listeners every couple months. It almost seemed like pedonuker, and Nyphilis, were gone forever, never to torment the brikwars universe again.
 
And they were wrong.
 
With the reemergence of pedonuker, many star empires immediately sought ways to end the pedonuker terror. Within hours, the peach army uncovered one of the most secret and ambitious plans ever attempted by the Nyphilian military: the construction of a SHIP.
 
Fearing the consequences of pedonuker’s possession of a SHIP fleet, they scavenged through the confidential files for the location of the building site. They were too late, one had already been constructed and a second one was almost finished.
 
Meanwhile, the corrupt peach government leaked out the info and other star nations expressed interest, each for its own reasons. Eventually, a total of four star nations began to invade the shipyards, each with its own objectives...
 
Enough exposition, let the battle begin!
On the planet Rapsodinia, the second Midgetman-class SHIP is almost done. It is a very busy base normally, with trucks shipping in the very last components for the SHIP and the n00b miner construction team putting the finishing touches...
 
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But today is a very different day. A day of disaster. As the SHIP is in the finishing stages, a massive drop-pod with a squad of Tyronians hurtles through the atmosphere, crashing right in front of the supply truck’s motorcade and nearly colliding with the parked Phoenix fighter and Pegasus chopper. On the other end of the field 5 Brittanian drop pods careen through the atmosphere, blasting an empty, parked supply truck. Meanwhile, closer to the front, peach army units and vehicles rise from the sea and make a break for the Nyphilian fort. Finally, Assyrian forces are dropped onto the planet and end up in front of the bridge of the fort, standing off against the multitude of turrets and guns.
 
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Better view of the mainland.
 
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The base of operations and air traffic control center. Has all the important officers and sh*t. The star empires have chosen the right time to strike: all automated turrets and guns are off due to a systems upgrade. The upgrade will last a minimum of 1 turn, after which all turret will gain a +3 modifier. However, the player may choose to prolong the upgrade, with each passing turn the turrets gain a +3 modifier, however all turrets are offline during the upgrade turns.
 
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A picture of the interior of the base, with all the important officers. It also contains many McGuffins that will be necessary to complete some teams’ objectives.
 
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Barracks and other stuff for the regular troops. Armory with about 10-20 guns and other stuff is on the right.
 
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The [s]grass[/s]kill-field inbetween the gates and the barracks.
 
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Construction field. General Yadlin himself decided to visit the construction site.
 
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The SHIP-WIP.
 
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The East wing of the base.
 
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Fighter jet catapults.
 
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The bridge leading to the fort.
Factions
Nyphilians: Ross_Varn
Couldn’t get them all in one picture, but you should have a good idea if you visit this link.
Objectives: Get General Yadlin out of the battlefield, finish construction of the SHIP and get the SHIP out of the battlefield unharmed, try to ship as much treasure out of the base as possible.
 
Peaches: Runswithlegos
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Objectives: Humiliate the Nyphilian Army and destroy/ steal as much Nyphilian hardware as possible and free the peach hostages.
 
Assyrians: Natalya
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Objectives: Steal as much treasure from the Nyphilians as possible.
 
Tyronians: Robot Monkey
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Objectives: Steal the neutrina© bomb from the command center’s table.
 
Brittanians: Moronstudios
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Objectives: Hijack the SHIP for themselves.
 
N00b Miners: Silent-Sigfig
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(the power miner guys in the picture)
Objectives: Finish construction of the SHIP, stay alive.
 
Channel 4 News Team: PandoraNuker
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Objective: Uncover as many scandals as possible.

Secret Faction B: ???
 
Brikthulu and Friends: Keldoclock
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(+ Brikthulu and cthulu advisor)
Objective: Cause chaos
 
Secret Faction D: ???
P.S: There is no guarantee that I will use your secret faction. I will pull them up when I think I need them, and for some this may not happen in the battle at all

 
Send in Your Orders Now!

Oh, and I know that this turn 0 has many "Information holes" in it. When everybody signs up I will send each of them a pm with all the rest of the necessary info.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:54 pm

:byzero:

This looks amazing.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:57 pm

Well, This looks good. I want a spot!
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Postby Elmagnifico » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:01 pm

I like the construction and stuff. Pretty...

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Postby Warhead » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:18 pm

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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:32 pm

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Postby solvess » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:43 pm

My head has exploded in confusion.
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Postby stubby » Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:33 pm

Oh boy, I can already see that this looks like it's going to be a disaster. But let's watch and see what happens.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:41 pm

I have this really really crazy idea that this is a pesogaurus alt, how strange.
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Postby Natalya » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:17 pm

Fuck all of you. This is the first decent battle with baseplates in a long time. I'm in.

I'd obviously like to be the Assyrians, but if you have any of these:

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You should give them to the orange ground soldiers because they wear those.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:23 pm

:omnom: Been here, done that...
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Postby beluga » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:46 pm

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As requested, Natalya, I had exactly 6 without going and snuggling my classic space figs. Although the Nyphilian soldiers are going to go on strike when they hear about where I got them from... :oops:
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:04 pm

N00b miners. but don't expect that ship to be finished anytime soon.
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Postby beluga » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:12 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:N00b miners. but don't expect that ship to be finished anytime soon.

This is exactly why the Nyphilians and n00b Miners are seperate teams. :twisted:
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Postby Moronstudios » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:31 am

I'll take the Brittanians please.
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