Relation-SHIP Problems Turn 4

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Relation-SHIP Problems Turn 4

Postby beluga » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:34 pm

Assyrians
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The Assyrian hero fires off 2 of 4 laser gatling guns on the mecha.

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One giant brikthulu lizard dies.

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The hero then takes a pot-shot at something small and far away (heroic feat)...

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Ahhh, she fired at the peach tank's fuel tanks!

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The explosion seperates the tank into twain.

Brittannians
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The hero tries a feat to parkour his way to the SHIP, which basically means double move. However, he fails and instead all Brittannians got half-move.

Peaches
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The peach hero does an inspirational speech and negates brikthulu's effects.

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He then manages to farce away all but one trooper. Meanwhile, the cthlulu advisor finishes snuggling the medic.

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Not-disrupted peaches.

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Stormtroopers make bad pilots, and he critically fails the missile's skill roll and instead detonates it on the wing.

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It starts to lose altitude.

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The brikthulu minions run away from the inevitable disaster...

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Brithulu himself is pinned down by the fighter jet.

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The explosion kills the cthlulu advisor, the medic, the pilot, and most importantly...

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Brikthulu himself!

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Meanwhile the zombie squid begins to consume the peach hero. The hero retaliates and cuts off a tentacle.

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An officer and a trooper appear out of nowhere and aim.

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Fire! The squid easily crumples and the hero is freed.

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What's he doing?

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Hey, that's not for you!

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*click*

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*vroom*

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And it ends up across the battlefield, next to the drop-pod.

Nyphilians
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The SHIP's crew takes positions and ready the turrets.

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They fire the second-biggest turret on the SHIP, all at the Tyronian Champion...

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...pelting an amazing 88 damage at the champion! However, the crew forgets that chrome is invincible, but the champion's helmet and cape is destroyed. However, the champion suffers a concussion and brain damage, and he gets a permanent -6 modifier to his 2d12 skill.

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He is very pissed.

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More soldiers and miners get on the SHIP.

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The pilots move up.

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The medic also makes a run for it.

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The Nyphilian commander does a heroic feat and unparalyzes herself from the news crew. She then leads her entourage closer to the SHIP. Peaches and Tyronians pay attention! The guy over there is holding the key to the peach jail and the neutrina bomb!

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The truck drives up right in front of the SHIP.

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It then opens up its treasure compartment.

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The last Nyphilian rifleman moves up.

Tyronians
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The chrome champion hijacks the tank.

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He then drives up.

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Meanwhile, the droid reboots.

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He then infiltrates the SHIP. You guys will all know his faction affiliation but the figures will not. Ross, you can roll a d6, where upon a 3 or higher the droid is revealed and the troops will recognize him as a Tyronian enemy.

n00b miners
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The miners finish installing the laser power core, and now the SHIP is complete! The miner hero then attempts to:
Silent-sigfig wrote:Ahve the hero take the rifle form the troop instaliing the core have him use his HEROIC FEAT to say "It's been an honor boys. good luck" He will then charge across the field, towards the missiles near the truck, killing any enemies in his way. he should then fire all the missiles at the tyronian champion.


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However the miner hero fails the feat, and sits in shame.

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Meanwhile the guy from the toppled crane gets out...

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And runs towards the SHIP.

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Suddenly the digger extends its arm...

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And nudges the tank cockpit!

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And flips it upside-down, also dragging the shuttle down with it.

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The digger then crawls forwards.

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And crashes its arm down! This shatters the shuttle's wing, and it shall never fly again.

Brikthulu and Friends
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The squids attack the assyrian mecha, one tentacle snuggling the Assyrian hero. Another destroys the mecha's primary weapon, the laser gatling gun, to stop any retaliation. Finally, the black squid munches on a peach trooper.

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The lizard rampages and destroys the base's central computer. Now any automatic turrets are non-functional, as well as any other automatic systems...

Channel 4 News Paparazzi Action Team
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Reporter: Dammit, we need better cameras, I’ll tell CEO that. Anyway, back from our commercial break. We are interviewing the base command staff again. Major Gorbechev, is it true that you lead your own un-authorized campaign against the Silvarians?
Major Gorbechev: Why, of course it’s true! It wasn’t an invasion though. It was a leisure vacation.
Reporter: Then why did you bring all the guns?
Major Gorbechev: WTF, those guns were brought for, uhh, self-defense purposes. Yeah!
Reporter: So it has nothing to do with the Schimanzi Massacre that suddenly happened in Silvarian territory? Schimanzis are an endangered species, and you could spend a life in prison for killing one, according to the Allied Nations Charter Code 14.7.8.3.2.5. Here is a picture for the audience’s reference:
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Major Gorbechev:No, I didn’t, what do you mean, I would never kill one, but I, oh :fu: !

Overviews
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Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 16
Casualties: 34

Peaches:
Kills: 7
Casualties: 5

Assyrians:
Kills: 16
Casualties: 4

Tyronians:
Kills: 9
Casualties: 6

Brittanians:
Kills: 3
Casualties: 3

n00b miners: Objective Completed
Kills: 3
Casualties: 2

Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered Scandals: 2
Casualties: 0

Brikthulu and Friends:
Kills: 1
Tentacle snuggled: 14
Casualties: 2

SEND IN YOUR ORDERS FOR TURN 5 NOW!
Last edited by beluga on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:17 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:38 pm

Dammit....

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Postby Zahru II » Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:48 am

Scusi, sending them asap.
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Postby beluga » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:36 pm

I need silentsigfig's and keldoclock's orders for turn 5! I'm too tired to come up with anything good for the news team.
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Postby beluga » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:18 pm

Updated with Channel 4 News Team Turn.
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:16 pm

In they are!
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