What was that?
Something is moving in the shadows...
"KOWABUNGA!"
Sneak attack! Well, at least on Goldy's part.
Then, to top it off, Goldy severs a leg.
The Tourist walks towards The King and Fenix.
Two in one!
The Luggage starts charging up the power within.
Next he'll be barrel rolling.
The Cerberus howls, calling her kin.
Aw... It's the runt!
The Cerberus looks at the small puppy in a way that says: "Fuck off you scrawny bastard. And bring your brother."
Ah, here he is now. He's been getting a job in animal drug testing.
...And he likes it...
His foot crashes towards Wai Lin, but just misses.
The damaged robots fire at the Tourist, Fenix and The King.
The BioLock on Ford's blaster initiates, electrocuting Gravious. It seems the Gravious line might not be entirely robotic.
Gravious looks towards his old body. He weeps as his robotic heart slows to a halt. He was just a child...
Although Silver didn't die, it did miss.
RRDD electrocutes the Black Guardian's mech.
The Black Guardian takes a whole load of damage.
Fenix is once again sent on a wild goose chase for his Sabre.
He rockets over the sky.
Once again, the Sabre is in his hands.
He swings it at the supports holding up a pillar of the building.
That cut is so clean you could eat off it.
Unfortunately, Fenix was standing on the pillar as it fell, and he arm is now trapped under the rubble.
McBucks signals Smug to call for backup.
"Send in the troops!"
A rocket fires down and breaks Cerberus IIa's spine.
A monolith portal opens.
And out step the elite of McBuck's private army. The catch: They are all the same person.
"Hello hansoms..."
Then, once again, the group sets off.
Also, once again, the Cultist Leader summons The Creator.
Believe it or not, it worked.
The hand is dragged flicking and screaming onto the field.
CRASH!
HANG!
WOLLOP!
Goldy finally dies.
Elsewhere, a Smug is chopped in half and Fenix loses his trapped arm.
Coswell gets in the mood and chops Tpeter in half too.
Then, he adds the Fort's cannon to it's arsenal.
The Terminator wiggles around.
Then reattaches someone else's severed arm.
Meanwhile, on the Pseudo-Martian space-platform.
The Luggage flies through the middle.
A Pseudo-Martian falls to his death.
The remainder blindly fire off some laser bolts.
In the confusion, they lose a wing.
"<Oh>"* *Translated for Pseudo-Martian.
Two of the more observant Pseudo-Martians initiate teleport.
The ship crashes to the ground. You can see the two survivors at the bottom left there.
Here are the other two.
The Cerberus also got fatally wounded. Draak Kaard however managed to bail and is currently lying in the small space below the wing.
The Time/Space Adventurer comes round for another ram of the Black Guardian's mech.
Then flies off for another ramming run.
The dead Black Guardian rolls out of the cockpit.
Or, at least, the robot that impersonates him.
^Overview
Man, that crash landing AND the genetically mutated dog experiment attack were close! 
Onward my Smug minions!
No more RJ battles? My second forum battle EVER was a McBucky RJ CftC carnagefest, and I came within a hairs width of winning it too. It was to see a losing streak of stunning proportions that would haunt me for almost a year. 