The 2 assyrian riflemen fire at the brikthulu abominations.
Brikthulu's much weaker possessed body cannot handle the strain, and he falls.
The revived squid monster dies, and the surprised squidman gets disrupted.
The Assyrian hero does a feat to teleport reinforcements and fails.
The last Brittannian eyes the massive WASP missile and fires at it.
It hits, but the explosion fizzles and doesn't do anything.
The peach hero attempts to farce himself and his tractor at the SHIP.
He utterly fails, instead crashing and killing 6 of his own soldiers.
The hero gets out.
The troops advance, careful to spread out.
One guys shoots the past brittannian, while another hijacks the truck. Brittannians eliminated!
(Moronstudios, don't leave the game yet. I'll send you and Natalya a pm soon)
The cargo truck rams he SHIP, to no effect.
The medic and soldier get onboard. (dammit, I forgot the truck driver and the desert soldier, you still have soldiers on he ground Ross)
The ever-so-smart commander realizes what is going on and destroys the droid. Tyronians eliminated!
The gunner takes a last-minute potshot at the peach hero.
The crew prepares for liftoff; checking systems and the guns before the voyage.
Bridge Officer: Captain, there is movement in the outer atmosphere. They don't seem friendly either. Should we launch?
Captain: Whatever's out there is better than what's down here.
Bridge Officer: Alright...
The engines ignite, leaving green flame spewing out from the back.
The crew takes one last look at the war-torn planet...
...And disappears almost instantly into the cold exosphere.
They didn't do anything except clear the debris off the teleporter in the SHIP. Silent sigfig never sent me any orders in case the SHIP launched.
Reporter: We are interviewing a peach pilot today! Pilot, how were you assigned to this mission?
Pilot: I just was.
Reporter: does it have anything to do with the recent my floppy penis videos shown on the peach carrier the P.S.S Peach Surprise?
Pilot: I was onboard that ship for a while, but I don't recall any viewings of it.
Reporter: however, a clip of the video shows you making out with another officer. A male one. How does your wife feel?
Reporter: met with silence! That must be why you are smiling all the time!
Pilot: STFU B*stard!
Brikthulu and Friends
Brikthulu possesses another one of his soldiers.
He revives a lizards and rides it.
An Assyrian medic teleports with a 5d10 force field.
The medic walks over.
He revives a soldier.
Tyronians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
N00b Miners: Objective Achieved
Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Uncovered Scandals: 3
Brikthulu and Friends:
Tentacle snuggled: 15
Send in your orders now!