The Assyrian troopers move up.
The hero fires at a random peach, but does a feat so he dies painfully and as slowly as possible.
Also, I think a medic healed somebody, forgot pic.
The last Nyphilian gets a pickaxe and smashes off a peach's head.
He then steals the truck.
Runs over a truck and kills the dude inside.
He then starts pushing the other truck.
He smashes it against the cliff.
He then gets out.
Along the way he helps the lady reporter get back up. From now on, the news team will do anything he says.
A nearby pilot, obviously jealous of the Nyphilian's new girlfriend, is intent on murder.
The Nyphilian's head explodes in her face. This eliminates the Nyphilian ground forces.
The pilot moves up and grabs the key. However, he must first get to the peach prison and free the prisoners before he achieves the objectives.
The peach pilot gets out, slightly dazed, and shoots down the gun turret.
PAY ATTENTION NATALYA!!!!1!!!1!!!
A mysterious ship lands on the fighter jet catapults.
Attention all Assyrian forces: due to the destruction of the 2 Assyrian shuttles that were incoming, I was hired to collect all your treasure that you have collected. I will not be able to take any surviving units onboard, only treasure, so get that to me ASAP!
The fighters regroup and prepare.
They again attack the back end and knock some stuff off.
Suddenly the Brittannian cruiser turns slightly and aims its mega-gun.
The shot blasts off the entire back end of the cruiser. Now the destroyer only has one maneuvering engine left for propulsion.
The cruiser starts turning too.
It fires the hyper-cannon and melts 2 fighters along the way. But those weren't the main target, were they???
Ha! The laser hits its mark and blasts the Brittannian cruiser asunder.
The other guns make short work of the fighters. The entire Brittannian task force now consists of half a ship and a fighter.
The other 3 guns fire at the 3 biggest threats to the destroyer: The SHIP, the space station, and the shuttle. The SHIP's shields somehow blocked the shot, the space station was destroyed, and the miner shuttle was destroyed.
Sometime in the chaos, a fighter got lost. The remaining ones regroup and prepare to attack.
They destroy some gun turrets on the Venus destroyer.
Captain: Emergency telelport. Get all troopers in the SHIP into the Venus destroyer and destroy it from within.
The Nyphilians soldiers are teleported inside the Venus. Right from the onset they do cause a lot of chaos.
From now on their location will be marked by a yellow dot. Boarding isn't mentioned in brikspace, but we'll see what happens.
The SHIP preps its laser cannon.
Destroying the Assyrian's hyper cannon and causing much devastation.
Tyronians: Objective Achieved; Terminated
N00b Miners: Objective Achieved
Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Uncovered Scandals: 3
Brikthulu and Friends: Terminated
Tentacle snuggled: 15
Nyphilian Space Force:
Assyrian Space Force:
Brittannian Space Force:
SEND IN YOUR ORDERS NOW!!!