One blade, three wishes turn 3

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One blade, three wishes turn 3

Postby Killer Karetsu » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:02 pm

Cultists

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Two of the Peachcobizombies move to each front of the knights. The crossbowman fires but fails to do damage to the unholy creature.

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The Priest makes a spell to explode the zombies!

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But some word is muttered wrong and the zombies explode but not in the wanted way. The blood still partially blinds nearby knights, -1 to their skill.

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Then the priest continues his ritual but due to the fact he already did stuff I did a -2 to the result.

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However, I rolled a 5 so 10-(5-2)=7 turns remaining!

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The remaining cultists attack; spearcultists thrust is parried. But the other cultist swings at the one of the Fellbatknights, crit fails, kills his own mate and due to a awesome overkill takes a chip out of the altar and...

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beheads the knight, this time he's not saved.

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Last peachcobizombie stands on guard.

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The archer crouches too much as she tries to get a good angle...

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...and breaks her neck.

Fellbat knights

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As the archer is already dead, the chainknight runs to aid his pals. Crossbowman shoots at the zombie but misses.

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The batswarm strikes again, its hunger not satisfied.

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Even with a redshirt the Priest is shredded to bits. (I rolled double ones for armor, sry BFenix)

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"Finally! It's mine now!"

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Remaining knights attack, but fail to eliminate the last cultist.

Count Dracela

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Count Dracela flies onwards, ready to suck the blood out of the final cultist...

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...he needs to practice his landing.(-1 hp, disrupted)

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His servant moves and prepares an response action.

Colorpantknights

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Sir Donju swaps his shield to the hammer, and makes his most fearful battle howl!

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"RRAAAARRGG----COUGH COUGH!!"
:roll: I told you to quit smoking, Donju...(failed feat, -1 to damg and armor for 1 turn)

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He then charges, but achieves nothing.

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Urglug retaliates, but the fatal blow is absorbed by the swordsman.

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The pikeman and banner bearer advance. Crossbowman shoots at Lord Wolfenstein, but the blot was easily turned aside by his shield.

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"Yes! My first kill!"

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Sir Hound strikes but only hits the gold purse of the goblin.

Orcs

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Urglug jumps up!

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And down! Another redshirt saves Sir Donju.

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Rest of da boyz advance.

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The goblin gets up, and even higher when sir Hound impales him.

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An elver ranger comes out of the shadows!
"You humans, listen! This orc has been raiding our villages, and a real pain to you so let us make an alliance!"
(alliance request to colorpantknights)

Elven ranger

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He shows true elven marksmanship.(crit fail)

Critters

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The rat eats the owl, so the Owlrat is born!

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It knocks a fellbatknight over. Water critters continue their meal, as well as the spider.

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Being related to fleebnorks, the red scorpions try to eat some stone.

As the Priest is killed, the energy from the ritual is released, and it does some unlikely things: awakens the dead adventurers! They are SF 3, thus controlled bu Solvess. Their objective is the same as it was a few hundred years ago; to get the sword! (and get it out from the field)
All have minifig stats, with a 1d6+1 armor. Equipment is WYSIWYG.

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Bergor:
"Huh? last thing I remember was that water...that cursed water..."

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Sagard:
"Ugh...hey what in the name of Snorlac! This blade is different than the one that was stuck in my chest!"

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Gigle:
"My legs! Damn crocodiles!"

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Isard:
"Where the heck is my armor!? And what is this smell!"

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His loyal horse gets up.

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...and this dude:
"HELP!"

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(this area needs some gore)
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Kill/death chart

Cultists
Kills:9(1 friendly fire)/48
Alive:1/13

Fellbatknights
Kills:6/48
Alive:5/12

Colorpantknights
Kills:4/48
Alive:4/10

Orcs
Kills:4/48
Alive:4/7

Count Dracela
Kills:0/48
"Alive":2/2

Elven ranger
Kills:0/48
Alive:1/1

Dead adventurers
Kills:0/48
"Alive":6/6

Need orders from

BFenix
Arkbrik
Trebnos1
Robot Monkey
Finn_striker
Ham701
Solvess
Last edited by Killer Karetsu on Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby BFenix » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:23 pm

:evil: Damn you all! The master shall awaken!
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:26 pm

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Where's the brown hat from, if I may ask?
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:28 pm

It's a cobi barbarian helmet. Only useful thing with the cobies I've got, it really looks cool IMO!
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:31 pm

:twisted: BWA-HAHAHAHA!!! Evil: 1, everyone else: N/A
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Finn_striker » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote:Image
He shows true elven marksmanship.(crit fail)

Elves are maked to fail.
Sending orders.
Sorry if you can't understand my talking.
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Postby trebnos1 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:33 pm

Oh, and I'll accept the Elf's alliance. I need all the help I can get at this point.
What's the dead adventurers' objective?
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Postby BFenix » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:41 pm

trebnos1 wrote:Oh, and I'll accept the Elf's alliance. I need all the help I can get at this point.
What's the dead adventurers' objective?

Get the sword, read karetsus post
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Postby trebnos1 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:57 pm

Why? When you're willing to read it for me?
No but seriously, thanks. I couldn't actually find that bit for some reason.
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Postby Finn_striker » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:57 pm

It's just before those skeletons start talking
Sorry if you can't understand my talking.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:38 am

Finn_striker wrote:It's just before those skeletons start talking


Did you just do that because you want more posts or that you are dumb?
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Postby trebnos1 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:02 am

In retrospect, it's hard to see how I missed that... :oops:
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Postby Finn_striker » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:31 am

Killer Karetsu wrote:
Finn_striker wrote:It's just before those skeletons start talking


Did you just do that because you want more posts or that you are dumb?

No to both. I just wanted to help him(or her).
Sorry if you can't understand my talking.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:03 am

But, he already stated that he saw the skeletons objective. So you made a pointless post as he already knew where to look.
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Postby trebnos1 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:22 pm

Well, stupidity being a laudable goal in Brikwars, and the exact quotient of stupidity being ambiguous, I recommend that we all laugh at each other and move on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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