Conquest of Reval: Gauntlet! - Turn 3

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Conquest of Reval: Gauntlet! - Turn 3

Postby Apollyon » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:18 pm

Welcome to a turn played by competent and incompetent generals. Some were lucky, some not as much. One was so happy to get reinforced that he forgot to send orders.


Briktopian Reinforcements - Solvess

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The tank opens fire on one of the generators and damages it. It is still operating though (the generators are size 3 and have lots of armor so go figure). The CC troopers advance readying their close combat weapons for response fire. What? Yes, orders are always followed to the letter by members of the Briktopian Armed Forces.


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Apollyon flies over to Warhead. "Hey buddy, need a hand?" "Uh, sure."

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"Best friends again for the time being?" - "Sure"
Briktopians and Bikers are allied now.


Dora the Explorer - Natalya

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Dora grabs the second OTC from the ground and dual wields it in front of the Blokbots. Very poor rolls mean she is just showing them off to them.

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Doro grabs one of the spears from his former victims.

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And murders the 4WD driver!

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The truck moves on uncontrolled and chrushes into the tank. A monstrous POP roll means 3x overkill damage & utter destruction for the 4WD. The tank is not even scratched.
(One trooper had to bail and a Blokbot got crushed, too)

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Ay, que hambre tengo!
Since i do not have any tan parts i could not build a burrito as requested. Thus Doro summons a pig instead and heals one hitpoint eating it.

Biker Warhead and his Gang
- Theblackdog

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Warhead Goes for the annyoing droid.

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*Klonk* *klonk* It proves to be much tougher than he thought though.
"I could really need some help here" he thinks.

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Lo and behold!

SECRET FACTION ACTIVATED - controlled by razgriz 25th inf.

A bunch of Krude Deadly Spacemen arrive in their infamous Red Tub.

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The bikers charge up the steps but only manage to kill one Blokbot. They look around for the generator controls in order to shut them down. What? They are on the back? :byzero:

Mr. Maynard - Bfenix

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Everybody's been doing it so Mr. Maynard decides to call some help, too. "Pick me up at the gate, k?" - "Acknowledged."

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The Warhead - Assassin Droid duel is a stalemate. The droid hits Warhead but his armor is too tough.

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The PLA arrives. Ready to pick up Mr. Maynard. Yes, he is so corrupt that he even sides with peaches!

Briktopians - Killer Karetsu

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The trooper who bailed gets up and the other two ready their weapons.

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The armored car cannot move further and miniguns the generator but fails to cause harm to it.

The Terror that is Blokbots - npc

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Dora is almost surrounded and loses her newly gained hitpoint.

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The Briktopians bring down one of the advancing Blokbots.

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The foolish bikers get swarmed.

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It is a massacre.

Overviews

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bottom left

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bottom right

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The fort.

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Grand totale

There are 24 Blokbots on the field right now (i think).
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:51 pm

did I not send orders or who?
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Postby Warhead » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:28 pm

Nobody puts Warhead in a corner! Lrnz2ordersbetter!
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:40 pm

Sides with peaches? Those aren't peaches, they're blackface!
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Postby Apollyon » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:41 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Sides with peaches? Those aren't peaches, they're blackface!


Everyone who is not pure yellow ABS is a peach.
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Postby Apollyon » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:43 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote:did I not send orders or who?


No, it was someone else. Your orders were somewhat impossible. Where there is no road there is noone to driver over. But since you do not own a drivers license i forgive your inexperience when it comes to where you can drive cars and where not.
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Postby Apollyon » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:45 pm

Warhead wrote:Lrnz2ordersbetter!


My favourite are the one liners. You spend hours building, reading rules, inventing colourful characters and armies then: "Kill all in sight!"
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Postby Warhead » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:06 pm

Ah, yes. The heady feelings of satisfaction for a job well done as you read the gratifying extent that some players go to in their orders. Nothing shows appreciation quite like a one line order conveying a vague desire to do away with unspecified or non present targets. What a rush.
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Postby FISH!!! » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:36 pm

After someones sent that type of orders (Go and attack the guys in front of me), I'm thinking, Well I could've worked that out without you...
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:51 am

Still need orders from Bfenix and Solvess. Both have not been around a while eh?
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