Feeling Metal, Queen Lara summoned an Annihilation Flying V for her to play on my period. This inspired the mages to use their staffs as guitars and start playing the theme song
to this battle. Some even used their teeth. But... the intro's nearly over! Where's the singer?
It's Goetz Mohr people! Manly as he is, he uses a mace as a mic. (+2 damage to all Kingdom forces across the field)
The mages that weren't contributing to the insane riffing that was taking place tried to raise the Guardian.
They fumbled badly and blew his head off.
- (fredde...? excuse me for not remembering for sure again
He sleeps with a gun.
But he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
"Get back to your stove! War isn't for women!" (the Paladin's armour saved her despite Psycho Dad's damage bonus against female figs)
(Warning to Killer_Karetsu: proceed with caution. Actually screw that, you're not going to like this either way
Kage tried to go through the trouble of cutting Vladek's heart out to inspire his troops.
He was surprised by a spurt of acid blood though, and thus the giant got his revenge. (-1 HP)
Elite Hitokiri slew another marine, the other miraculously survived again.
Spotting this threat, Gramps used his saved action and fired, but his gun didn't break the Elite's armour.
The Trogdor burninated the final ranger.
The first two Hitokiri reached their enemies, but allowed themselves to be surprised by their spared up actions and were ran through... No trouble, there's more charging, you'd think.
But they missed their swings and were killed by counters
Understanding the problem was that once the assassins had dodged their attacks, they could use two weapons without them being able to defend themselves, the Hitokiri decided to dual-wield.
No good! They fumbled their rolls and got killed in counters as well x_x
Undaunted by these staggering losses, the final (!) Hitokiri still charged, determined to avenge the fallen and restore the present Hitokiri's honour.
*sigh* The assassin was saved by a crit, even despite
the damage bonus. Well, at least he didn't get himself killed...
The Archon tried to shift the ice to have it crush the heavy swordsmen and clear the Urban Guard a way to the wall.
He failed, and a Guard was crushed beneath the falling ice. Entirely my bad...
The other mages took to the air on their brooms, realizing the danger they had placed the Elite Hitokiri in.
"They're gone again?"
Surprise! You're dealing with the Elite now missy!
You can't be serious...
At least the Elite was strong enough to parry the attacks.
The other decided to play smart and use his Windledge.
Hah! Just try to dodge what you can't see! Wait a second, I rolled a 1 on the damage roll?
Good old damage bonus solved it.
(Though this sucks big time for Killer Karetsu and affiliated players, still hats off for the most insane bit of continuous slaying and slashing I've witnessed yet on behalf of those assassins though, especially seeing they're about equally strong stats-wise)
Played out all turns I have orders for, the rest of you make sure I have them by next week guys, I want to do week-by-week processing again.