Karlus of Gelron - Rev.
Karlus goes Hitlerr on Lara's forces, attacking them with gas to decrease their armour.
But his feat failed and the Giant saw his own armour decreased as the gas crept over him!
Regardless, he charged and hacked with his massive blade, but the axemen squad stood firm!
Fabian - RobotMonkey
Fabian broke from cover and charged, attempting a feat that would allow him to go into a frenzy, but it failed and allowed the crossbowmen to fire at him again. His shield saved him from death but Fabian still took a hit.
Then with a yell, he chopped through them with his regular action anyway.
Knights charged and pricked Karlus with their lances, but failed to do harm.
This guy ran from combat, surviving the free counter, and started moving towards Karlus as well.
Water Demons - Ogel96
"To the water!"
However, reactions also count against move...
All save for the Royal Guard were wiped out.
They reappeared safely on the other bank.
"Water is thicker than blood!"
The heavy swordsmen's corpses begun to stir with new life as I rolled a d6 to determine how many would rise again after Olaf's successful feat...
I usually suck at this kind of rolls, but now I got a five
They're alive but unable to act until next turn.
Don't run from water demons, you'll only die tired.
Halberdiers attacked, but even with all that they only managed to slay one knight.
A chosen warrior paired up with the swamp ogre and moved towards Fabian.
These guys moved on as far as they could to support Fishstache.
... who was meanwhile disabling Skaie's ability to counter him with a skillful strike...
Then struck with his opponent's defenses out of the way, but only equaled his adversary's armour!
Skaie- Napalmking
After this, Skaie decided to run.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" Fishstache rumbled as he struck the knight in the back of his head, taking him down to his final HP.
Skaie joined with his men. "He's isolated! Shoot him now!"
A volley was loosed towards Fishstache...
... who somehow managed to block nearly all of the damage
"To think I thought I'd found myself a worthy opponent! You'll drown in your blood for this!"
The rest of them, baffled to see the men they just put down alive again, loosed another volley.
This time the swordsmen managed to defend with their shields however.
Lara - Paco The Duck Ninja
Spearmen charged, killing two halberdiers, whose counters failed to do anything.
With a wave of her staff, Lara ordered the winds to knock Karlus over and they did, disrupting him.
Axemen joined the melee, somehow again no one died.
A whopping amount of damage from the crossbowmen took two of Karlus' HP off. The owl helped by gnawing at his foot but it didn't truly do much.
Bull Deathsquad - Warhead (but NPC'd by me this round, I either didn't receive or lost Warhead's orders)
Weasle took the horse the Water Demons had liberated off its rider on a wild bull ride and rode up behind the unsuspecting Fabian, drawing his weapon back for a throw... (heroic feat)
*Kathonk* "Aaagh!" A successful heroic feat combined with a fine damage roll rid the world of Fabian Von Adlersflügel.
"Im...possible. And to think... how much I paid... for this armour..." *gasp*
"Yes! Taste the wrath of the Bulls!"
Probably rather to make himself more difficult to be picked out than any kind of bravery Weasle borrowed the knight's sword and joined the melee, but failed to kill.
"That idiot managed to get himself killed! Now what?!" Should I retreat and regroup to fight another day, or risk it all trying to make up for this debacle with a victory?
"Leave no one alive!"
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