His Job basically being finished, TMITTH took a gentlemanly stroll off to the nearest building.
He took shelter, Awaiting the battles close.
Beradan Raiders
The Beradan Small Vehicles advanced to the other side of the warehouse.
Where they also knocked out that wall...
And fired on the Seigfried.
Knocking off it's leg, and pretty much immobilizing it.
It feels... so incomplete now.
The Beradan vehicles then used their remaining inches to back off, wishing to survive this battle as well as possible.
The Super-tank fired on the Siegfried as well.
Knocking out it's backpack and exposing the pilot to enemy fire.
Space Nazis/ninjas
The Siegfried was mostly knocked out at this point, but it's Hadron Canons were still fully operational.
It used them to fire giant concentrated beams of energy into the super-tank. And it was super-effective.
The Piltogg with the rifle started to climb up to Blitzen, but doesn't quite make it.
Which is a good thing, as she looks pretty helpless at this point.
Space Piltogg also moves towards her, but doesn't have a shot.
He takes out his anger on the Ice-worldian Ice-dragon instead.
The gremlins advance up, occupying what seems to be the only uncluttered area on the entire field.
They destroy the jointly crewed Setannian and Beradan jeep.
Grammar Inquisition
One of blitzens Grammar Grunts replaces the Akkadian pilot in the hardsuit... I know the model is wrong but I was getting lazy as fuck by this point ok?
Cpl. Vesuvius and the Hardsuit both go nutshit on Ross
Varn, Slaying him. Which, actually, was very fortunate for the Akkadians, as he was planning on pulling the "obvious betrayal" card this turn, for which he would have gotten seven bonus dice.
Blitzen Wakes up, and gets right to work.
Anti-mattering the shit out of everything thats in her way.
She then runs at a heroic pace all the way across the battlefield.
and heroic feats to get another action, which she then uses to remove the Seigfried from existence.
Then, she uses yet another heroic feat to get the dinosaurs to jump down off of their shelf and onto the battlefield.
The fighting is pretty much taking place in the land of far far away from this position however, so they aren't really very helpful anymore.
Piltogg And the Heroes of Akkadia
Vas Kallas fires her sniper rifle, and hits Blitzen square in the back.... Not enough to kill the hero, but quite enough of a distraction for....
Piltogg To sweep up behind her and stick the sword of inhuman strength between her shoulder-blades.
Piltogg Has captured the stupendous feat-in-ator.
Iceworlders
continue to run the fuck away.
in fact, all the allied survivors are ow running the fuck away?!
It's clearly a mass exodus or a route, but why?
The Iceworlders triggered the explosives rigged up inside of the ice-castle. Killing All the Akkadians within the confines of it's walls. This included about five Akkadian Civilians.
END
But Piltogg did not give a single shit. He got what he was looking for and was now even more ridiculously overpowered than ever before.
And he had completely destroyed an ancient and sacred city in order to become that way.
After sufficient levels of maniacal laughter had been achieved, Piltogg gathered all the fallen heroes up, either for immediate Restoration, or for his sinister "experiments" back at the Akkadian laboratory, depending of course, upon which side they fought on.
Thus did the tale of Krysto end, With an Akkadian Victory. But there was a much larger story yet to be told, that of the Quest of Piltogg, and the Immortal war.
