
Cameraman: Okay, now finish him!

Action Dave: No one can best Action Dave! *Signiture smile at camera*

Cameraman: That was great! This movie will make us millions! Now get ready for the last scene.
Villain Actor: I hate my life...

Scythian Officer: Sir, our jungle sensors have picked up movement! I think it might be those Farce Using Ninjas (FUNs) again.

Two-Toothed Bob: Go investigate, but be careful. Those bastards have already killed three of our men this month.
Scythian Officer: Yes, sir!

Scythian Officer: Alright men, move out. Keep your eyes peeled for the FUNs.

Scythian Soldier: Contact, dead ahead!
*Secret Faction 1 Unlocked - Farce Using Ninjas (FUNs)*
Sensei (Grey ninja with black headgear): It is here, my pupils, and we shall retrieve it!

Scythian Guard: Sir, Immortal forces approaching!
Two-Toothed Bob: What a day...
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You can now send in orders for turn 1!
Edit: I think I forgot to mention who the heroes of each faction are.
Immortals: SeizMech
ZMC: Zupponn
Scythians: Two-Toothed Bob
Miners: The Foreman
Civilians: Action Dave
FUNs: Sensei
Secret Faction 2: Unknown
Secret Faction 3: Unknown

