The ZMC moves forward. One soldier takes a shot and misses.
Immortals (Warhead)
SeizMech lets out a guttoral "ROOAAAARRRGHGGH!" to inspire the troops.
I rolled to see how much of a movement increase the Immortals would get.
They move forward and one Terrorkhan takes a shot at one of the guard tower's legs. He misses. Response fire from the Scythian guards also misses.
The other shoots at another leg.
With good results.
But the tower still stands.
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Action Dave: Bring me my Justin Beiber CDs at once! I can't live without them!
Cameraman: Um, it looks like we forgot to pack them sir.
Action Dave: WHAT?!?! FORGOT TO PACK THEM?!?!?
YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!!!
Other civilians look around for weapons and beer, but mostly just find beer and decide to celebrate. One policeman tries to calm down the partying.
The other policeman thinks, "Beer, where can I find beer?"
"Ah! The tavern!"
As the door opens and he enters, loud talking and laughter can be heard, along with the singing of the long epic, "The Tales of MFS"
"We don't like your kind here!"
And the policeman gets sent back outside.
"And stay out! What? Hey boys! There's a battle takin' place here!"
Ruffian: Alright Mr. Scarface! Lets get this show on the road!
Secret Faction 2 Unlocked - Ruffians! (Silverdream)
(Cousins of the Manly Men, their hero is Scarface, who's in the grey)
The mechaniks stand by idly, not knowing what they should do.
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Sensei: Alright, my pupils, use your flash powder to distract them!
The flash powder blinds the Scythians, removing their response fire.
(I wish I could have done more with the second picture, but oh well)
One ninja rushes forward and cuts a Scythian in two.
Sensei moves forward and beheads the Scythian officer.
The other two FUNs fail to reach their targets.
Scythians (NPC)
One of the Scythian heavies moves towards the nearest FUN.
He slices! He dices! He cuts FUNs in two!
The Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats start moving toward the front lines.
The other heavy takes a shot at Sensei, but it is difficult to hit ninjas.
An easy shot, right? *click* The gun misfired!
Another easy shot, but Sensei's helmet is tougher than it looks.
The Scythian guards shoot at SeizMech, but he laughs and catches their bullets in his teeth.
The other one prepares response fire.
Two-Toothed Bob jumps off of his tower...
...and sticks a perfect landing!
Miners (Robot Monkey)
The Miners can be heard nearing the entrance to the mine.
Well... ...okay.Robot Monkey wrote:Ok, Orders: form up into a squad next to the main scythian force, and charge the enemy lines, weapons at the ready.
"Alright men, CHARGE!"
They slam into the doors and end up disrupted.
The Foreman (hero) gets up and surveys his surroundings.
Faction Activated - Miners!
Overviews
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
Scythians (NPC)
Kills:1
Deaths:2
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:0
Deaths:1
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:2
Deaths:1
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
I am looking for someone to take the Scythians. If you're interested, let me know.
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 2!
Loved the cop vs bar patrons part.
