I took my gun and shot Henry a gazillion times and he started screaming.
I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists.
The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Joseph Paras runs out of the trench, throwing flames at the FELC troopers.
At all of them.
He drops the flamethrower and picks up a missile launcher, while waiting for the fire to do its job.
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Killer Karetsu
Raskolnikov's bodyguard charges Lukas...
...but the general parries the attack.
The distraction allows Vergilius to flank Lukas, however...
...and miss him completely.
The fighter turns, preparing for a new attack.
It goes in low, firing at general Jaroslav...
...who is saved by one of his burning soldiers.
Then the fighter goes even lower.
"Urgh. Who just stole all my kills?"
The soldiers shoot at the pirates...
...and take down one of the fangirls.
Briktopians - Silent-sigfig
General Lukas removes a cannon from its mount.
"You thought you had me cornered, eh? Well, not anymore! Up, up and away!"
The cannon explodes, killing Lukas, who placed too much faith in the powers of recoil.
The siege tank moves forward. Its target is already destroyed so it prepares response fire.
Pirates - KittywithLEGO
"It be time to get back to the ship. This rotten port has little to offer a pirate."
The fangirl picks up some weapons as the pirates move back to the harbor.
FELC - Ross_Varn
General Jaroslav charges at Joseph Paras. It's time for a final duel... again.
The heroes clash but neither gets through the other's defenses.
Headcrab Zombie Freefig - RunsWithLegos
"Ebony you let headcrab step on me and made me headcrab zombie. It made me live and strong and big now I make you headcrab zombie. Prepair to die" Henry Freefig said.
I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my soul and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily.
Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
Faction stats
FELC - Ross_Varn
Kills: 8/49
Units left: 2/10
Briktopians - Apollyon & Silent-sigfig
Kills: 6/49
Units left: 1/8
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Killer Karetsu
Kills: 18/49
Units left: 5/18
Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 8/49
Units left: 3/12
The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 4/49
Units left: 1/10
Ebony - Bragallot
Kills: 6/49
Units left: 1/2
Headcrab Zombie Freefig - RunsWithLegos
Kills: 0/49
Units left: 0/1
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 0/49
Units left: 4/6
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Sorry Warhead, massed infantry positions are too luring! 
I almost doubled my score! You shits! 
