Battle of the Flooded Plains - Turn 5

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Battle of the Flooded Plains - Turn 5

Postby Paco » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Been having a lot of camera issues, but I did manage to get this turn done.

Iron Scorpions - Brag
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The WarKart continues shambling forth, carrying the entire army into the center of the battlefield.

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Karlos whacks the crocodile as to prevent it from doing any funny business.

"Stoopid rept-a-dile!"

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The archer misses his target.

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The hero and two swordsmen disembark, and seize the Troll's discarded mauler.

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*shove*

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*squelch* It hurts like hell, but it takes more than that to kill a troll.

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The two Deathzerkers run at Gorkbachov, making no sound as they home in, deadly and silent.

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The one in the lead jumps into the air, aiming a crippling blow at Gorky-

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Who winds up his axe in reaction-

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-rolling a crapton of damage-

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-bashing him into a bloody pulp.

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But the other Deathzerker is right behind him, and tries... the same tactic.

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To much greater success. Gorky is still alive, but his armor is shattered, and he is very weak.

Imperials - NapalmKing
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The worker throws his fishbomb!

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:byzero:

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but.... I still manage to roll crappily.

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Yay for anti-climacticism!

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One of the spearmen notices that the swordsmaster is dead.

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He tries to stab through the corpse, but really only manages to mutilate it further.

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The counter proves deadly.

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The other spearman does better, killing one of the last remaining zombies.

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The king heroically kicks the tower, in hopes of knocking the magic key down into his arms.

Drakhirri - Zahru
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"Charge!"
All the drakhirri leap off of the cliff, and head towards the water.

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Clearing the last obstacles in their way, they get very close to the portal.

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*slice*

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F!SH picks up a polearm and prepares to engage Gorkbachov

Orkz - FISH!!!
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The troll gets up.
"WAUUUGGHHH!!! STOOPID LITTLE MEN HURT ME, DEY IN FOR DA HURRRTZZZ!"
Sorry, but the HURRRTZZZ will have to wait for next turn, you've been disrupted!

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Gorkbachov begins to stir, causing F!SH to use his reaction. It fails. Badly.

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Our hero sees his chance, and bonks F!SH right IN THE FACE.

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But, F!SH continues to have an absurd amount of luck, and still manages to avoid losing a wound. But Gorky has something else on his mind and runs off, leaving F!SH to contend with his hand on fire.

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He leaps up into the water, preparing a massive belly flop-

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But instead of causing a massive tidal wave that would disrupt those around him, he just falls into the water like a raging idiot. Which, to be fair, he kind of is, considering how he handled the secession of Lithuorkia from the Sorkviet Union.

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So he prepares a reaction.

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Meanwhile, the axeboyz head over to the docks.

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And completely murderize the last two workers!

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The blood runs slick on the docks.
Last edited by Paco on Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Paco » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:00 pm

The Peaches
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The last heavy axeman bashes his axe into the Patrick-abomination.

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The Ninja sneaks over the side of the fort.

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And takes one last stab at the Crownie...
"Damn, nearly had him...

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Everyone legs it to the boat.

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It turns around,

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And leaves the battlefield.

But wait... aren't we forgetting somebody?

The Sand Daemon
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The last of the undead knows well enough that he's ****ed.

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Well, someone had to go through it. Who knows where he could have gone off to?

OVERVIEWS
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The drakhirri. They need to get the Spell Book (carried by the elite) through the portal.

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The drakhirri, Ork Hero Gorkbachov, the Troll, and most of the Iron Scorpions, as well as the portal. The Iron Scorpions wish to gain control of the docks, while the Orkz just want a good wauuughhhhh.

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The Iron Scorpions. At this point, my camera completely died, but the Imperials are still on the docks, with one spearman (visible in the Peach pictures) and the King. On the second floor of the tower on the docks is the Magic Key, which is the objective of the Imperials (though it would make a great bonus to any other faction who gets their hands on it) once the magic key gets through the portal, the portal will close.

Send in orders for Turn 6![/b]
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Postby NapalmKing » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:32 pm

Are there still boats nearby?
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Postby Paco » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:53 am

Yes, you should be able to get in one.
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