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2013-01-15T22:01:14Z

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Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery

2013-01-15T22:00:35Z

Piltogg:

{{Sidebar|[[file:Akkadia.gif|200px|The Crest of Akkadia]]

The Crest of Akkadia}}
We are no rag-tag bunch, rather the most organised special operations unit in the galaxy. The Akkadians don't even own a planet, and have converted to be a completely space-faring [[civilization]] to avoid detection. Think of us perhaps, as the Brikverse's Mafia, only somehow also combined with CERN and NASA and various other scientific organisations, all headed by a secret society governed by a league of [[assasin]]s.

Our primary objective is to produce profit, not necessarily capital profit, but technological profit. Much like the Spytron faction of old, the Akkadians devote a large portion of their time to collecting things. It doesn't really matter to them what sort of things they are collecting, so long as they are powerful, rare, or technologically advanced things.

Akkadian science is a bit different than the science of most other star-nations. It's illegitimate science "Mad-science" if you will, based on combining random things and seeing what works rather than actual experimentation or something like that. Many Akkadian creations are highly volatile and likely to fail, or even explode within the first couple months of use, but eventually stabilize as Akkadian mechanix work out the fleebnorks. This science will stop at nothing, combining mechanical, biological, heroic, and even magical components in order to produce favored results.

What the purpose of all this development, weaponisation and collection is for, is unknown to all but the ruling council and their Public face, Piltogg

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Notable creations:
1. The Juggernaught capital ship -- Essentially the Akkadian's home planet. Where all of their collections are eventually stored, and where their most secret laboratories and mechanix workshopz are located. The Juggernaught is also the location of the Akkadian ruling council. The ship's specifications and outward appearance are not generally known, as if it has ever been seen before, there were not any survivors, but it is common speculation that it is probably some form of space-hulk with super-natural capabilities.

2. Personal Teleporters: The akkadians have managed to work up a working teleportation device, although it's still pretty unstable, it has proven to be highly effective in anti-SHIP combat.

3. Matter creation/destruction weapons: These weapons are not yet widely distributed, but have seen some action during the campaign near Krysto. It is unknown how they work or why it would be necessary to use them.

4. Boom-sticks: Somebody thought it would be cool to attach an MKII explosive to the end of a spear. It was indeed cool. Suicidal, but cool.

Quest of Piltogg

2012-12-07T17:41:47Z

Piltogg: I don't know how to post the links..

== Piltogg's Quest ==
{{Thread|5690}}
{{Sidebar|[[file:daragothiin.jpg|300px|Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base]]

Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base}}
In late [[R. 2010]], [[Piltogg]], the mighty Paladin of Purity, began a quest that would forever change the [[BrikVerse]]. Capitalizing on the events of [[The Immortal War]] to keep other [[Factions & Forces|star nations]] distracted, Piltogg set off to collect all nine of the [[Artifax of Pre-Creation]].

What was his purpose for doing this? This was a question no one could really answer, but all sat and wondered, "What would happen if all nine Artifax were assembled together?"

== Artifakt I: The Sword of Inhuman Strength ==

Piltogg already had one Artifakt, The [[Sword of Inhuman Strength]], which he had taken from the hands of [[The Nega-BlokTrix]] during the [[POOP Invasion]]. Inspired (and some would say, corrupted) by the Inhuman power it granted, Piltogg left his beloved [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadia]] in the worthy hands of Kaiser Mangrave, to do the day-to-day work of ordinary battle while Piltogg embarked on his quest for the [[SuperNatural]].

And so the quest began, and with it, a whole new kind of war. But first, Piltogg would need to wrap up matters in the [[Artogat Sector]], so he unloaded himself directly in front of the largest military base on this side of the galaxy, which was known only as Daragothiin. Nominally, this was to ensure the safety of Akkadia in his absence, but in fact it was mostly just so he could test out the absurdly powerful powers he already possessed.

== Artifakt II: The Oktopustika ==
{{Post|134971}}

Shaun "[[Soulless]]" Sullivan and his Neo-[[BleyWatch]] guards had holed themselves up in the rainbow mines of Carapithia IX. Under the eternal guard of [[Deadly SpaceMan|Deadly Spacemen]] to ensure interplanetary mining rights, the mines lead forever downward to an underground ocean where creatures of evil swarm. The DSM were a deadly foe indeed, as they possessed a weapon from GodKiller Tech, a subsidiary of the Church of the [[Great Builder]]. This weapon was powerful enough to take down even Gods, so Piltogg would not be much of a problem for it; however, it only had one shot.

Because of this, Akkadian general [[infantry]] were sent in for a preemptive strike to take out the GodKiller Tech weapon, in order to ensure the continued existence of their master. However, Shaun was ready for them, waving around the [[Oktopustika]] as fast as he could to produce a great horde of evil.

== Piltogg Encounters some Noobs ==
{{Post|135944}}

On his way to the planet [[Medivo]], Piltogg was accosted by two [[Noob]] [[Hero]]es: [[Brikhed]] and [[The Man in the Top Hat]]. Fearful of what might happen if too many Artifax were gathered together, the two attempted an ambush, but were ambushed in turn by the [[Dread Pirate Two-By-Two]] armed with the [[Hook of Melting]].

== Artifakt III: The Hammer of Discipline ==
{{Post|137552}}

Having given the matter some thought, Piltogg realized that there was a major drawback to the [[Hammer of Discipline]]: it could only remove one squad at a time. So, with enough support, Piltogg could overpower its bearer, the [[Almighty Benny]].

After locating Benny, he acquired the help of the [[VladTron Empire]] by climbing to the top of absurdly tall tower and giving an inspiring speech.

It was in the confrontation with Benny that Piltogg experienced his first taste of [[defeat]]. Even in his near-invincible state, Piltogg was easily removed by a single strike of the Hammer. However, this was enough to give his allies [[Ross Varn]], [[Lord Von Krus]], [[Moronstudios]], and [[Cpl. Halan]] the opening they needed to press the attack and attempt a rescue.

== Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike on Akkadia ==
{{Post|144381}}
The battle between Piltogg and Blitzen had waged for centuries (some say even since early G.R. 2006), over whether it was necessary to use correct spelling at all times or not. However, this battle was much more interesting than all of those other battles, because in THIS battle piltogg was given a chance to test out some of his new equipment; The [[personal teleporter]], and the [[nachtmare blade]]. Both of which were practically the technological equivalents of minor artifacts developed dring the forum battle "Hopes last stand" {{Post|5220}}. Using their technology to the fullest extent possible, the Akkadians proved once and for all that [[It's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock the ship]]; Destroying the [[Grammar Inquisition]] fleet and causing Blitzen to flee. Blitzen eventually lands on [[Krysto]] where she hopes her heroic powers and her atrifakt the [[Stupendous Featinator]] will be of greater use in defending the world from the horrible spelling that is Piltogg.

*note it was generally agreed upon that the personal-teleporter was too game-breakingly overpowered and that the rules should be re-written*

== Artifakt IV &V: [[The Stupendous Featinator]] & the [[Original OTC]] ==
[http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=6205&hilit=krysto]

In a rather large and drawn out forum battle that was in the authors opinion somewhat poorly played, Piltogg and friends did battle with the Settantians, Krystoans, Assyrians and the remnants of the Grammar inquisition on the chared iceworld capital of [Krysto]. New tech-artifacts were tested out on both sides. The assyrians got their hands on a [Matter Creation Gun] and the Akkadians found use of a [matter Destruction Gun] Where they got these guns is a mystery. In any case, after much fighting, fire and bloodshed, a series of somewhat anti-climatic battles decided that Piltogg defeated both [IV Horsemen] and Blitzen and managed to capture both of their artifacts.

== Artifakt V: The Head Separator ==
Prelude: {{Thread|7160}}

Part I: {{Thread|7771}}

Part II: {{Thread|8459}}

Part III: {{Thread|9367}}

== Artifakt VI: The Skully Grail ==
(pending)

== Artifakt VII: The Almighty BanHammer ==
(pending)

== Artifact VIII: ?? ===
(pending)

== Artifact IX: The Hook of Melting ==
(pending)
Dread pirate 2x2 has pledged to simply give the artifact away if all fo the other 8 artifacts can be gathered. Presumably because he is curious or has some kind of alternative motive.

Quest of Piltogg

2012-12-07T17:08:08Z

Piltogg:

== Piltogg's Quest ==
{{Thread|5690}}
{{Sidebar|[[file:daragothiin.jpg|300px|Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base]]

Piltogg infiltrates the Daragothiin Military Base}}
In late [[R. 2010]], [[Piltogg]], the mighty Paladin of Purity, began a quest that would forever change the [[BrikVerse]]. Capitalizing on the events of [[The Immortal War]] to keep other [[Factions & Forces|star nations]] distracted, Piltogg set off to collect all nine of the [[Artifax of Pre-Creation]].

What was his purpose for doing this? This was a question no one could really answer, but all sat and wondered, "What would happen if all nine Artifax were assembled together?"

== Artifakt I: The Sword of Inhuman Strength ==

Piltogg already had one Artifakt, The [[Sword of Inhuman Strength]], which he had taken from the hands of [[The Nega-BlokTrix]] during the [[POOP Invasion]]. Inspired (and some would say, corrupted) by the Inhuman power it granted, Piltogg left his beloved [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadia]] in the worthy hands of Kaiser Mangrave, to do the day-to-day work of ordinary battle while Piltogg embarked on his quest for the [[SuperNatural]].

And so the quest began, and with it, a whole new kind of war. But first, Piltogg would need to wrap up matters in the [[Artogat Sector]], so he unloaded himself directly in front of the largest military base on this side of the galaxy, which was known only as Daragothiin. Nominally, this was to ensure the safety of Akkadia in his absence, but in fact it was mostly just so he could test out the absurdly powerful powers he already possessed.

== Artifakt II: The Oktopustika ==
{{Post|134971}}

Shaun "[[Soulless]]" Sullivan and his Neo-[[BleyWatch]] guards had holed themselves up in the rainbow mines of Carapithia IX. Under the eternal guard of [[Deadly SpaceMan|Deadly Spacemen]] to ensure interplanetary mining rights, the mines lead forever downward to an underground ocean where creatures of evil swarm. The DSM were a deadly foe indeed, as they possessed a weapon from GodKiller Tech, a subsidiary of the Church of the [[Great Builder]]. This weapon was powerful enough to take down even Gods, so Piltogg would not be much of a problem for it; however, it only had one shot.

Because of this, Akkadian general [[infantry]] were sent in for a preemptive strike to take out the GodKiller Tech weapon, in order to ensure the continued existence of their master. However, Shaun was ready for them, waving around the [[Oktopustika]] as fast as he could to produce a great horde of evil.

== Piltogg Encounters some Noobs ==
{{Post|135944}}

On his way to the planet [[Medivo]], Piltogg was accosted by two [[Noob]] [[Hero]]es: [[Brikhed]] and [[The Man in the Top Hat]]. Fearful of what might happen if too many Artifax were gathered together, the two attempted an ambush, but were ambushed in turn by the [[Dread Pirate Two-By-Two]] armed with the [[Hook of Melting]].

== Artifakt III: The Hammer of Discipline ==
{{Post|137552}}

Having given the matter some thought, Piltogg realized that there was a major drawback to the [[Hammer of Discipline]]: it could only remove one squad at a time. So, with enough support, Piltogg could overpower its bearer, the [[Almighty Benny]].

After locating Benny, he acquired the help of the [[VladTron Empire]] by climbing to the top of absurdly tall tower and giving an inspiring speech.

It was in the confrontation with Benny that Piltogg experienced his first taste of [[defeat]]. Even in his near-invincible state, Piltogg was easily removed by a single strike of the Hammer. However, this was enough to give his allies [[Ross Varn]], [[Lord Von Krus]], [[Moronstudios]], and [[Cpl. Halan]] the opening they needed to press the attack and attempt a rescue.

== Blitzen's Pre-Emptive Strike on Akkadia ==
{{Post|144381}}
The battle between Piltogg and Blitzen had waged for centuries (some say even since early G.R. 2006), over whether it was necessary to use correct spelling at all times or not. However, this battle was much more interesting than all of those other battles, because in THIS battle piltogg was given a chance to test out some of his new equipment; The [[personal teleporter]], and the [[nachtmare blade]]. Both of which were practically the technological equivalents of minor artifacts. Using their technology to the fullest extent possible, the Akkadians proved once and for all that [[It's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock the ship]]; Destroying the [[Grammar Inquisition]] fleet and causing Blitzen to flee. Blitzen eventually lands on [[Krysto]] where she hopes her heroic powers and her atrifakt the [[Stupendous Featinator]] will be of greater use in defending the world from the horrible spelling that is Piltogg.

== Artifakt IV &V: [[The Stupendous Featinator]] & the [[Original OTC]] ==

== Artifakt V: The Head Separator ==
Prelude: {{Thread|7160}}

Part I: {{Thread|7771}}

Part II: {{Thread|8459}}

Part III: {{Thread|9367}}

== Artifakt VI: The Skully Grail ==
(pending)

== Artifakt VII: The Almighty BanHammer ==
(pending)