Battles of the Immortal War - Revision history

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 === The Battle of The Altai Sector ===
-As a small side note. The combined Silvarian, NSST and Tyronian fleets defended the capital of the NSST from the MNU. The battle was ended when [[Ross Varn]]'s personal ship warped in and sent the shuttle to Nyphilis. The battle escalated, with the Immortals getting involved as temporary allies, ending with the complete destruction of the Nyphilian Empire and extermination of every last one of the little gits. An Immortal/ Tyronian fleet raided an escape convoy, boarded the shuttle, and captured the President Austin (who'd allegedly resigned), a lower general, and several Secret Service men. All were executed or all slated for execution by Lord Warhead. The battle is further illustration of pedonuker's mental instability. First empire to fall after the Immortals introduced themselves to the galaxy by booting the Gamma Corps off Fico.
+As a small side note. The combined Silvarian, NSST and Tyronian fleets defended the capital of the NSST from the MNU. The battle was ended when [[Ross Varn]]'s personal ship warped in and sent the shuttle to Nyphilis. The battle escalated, with the Immortals getting involved as temporary allies, ending with the complete destruction of the Nyphilian Empire and extermination of every last one of the little gits. An Immortal/ Tyronian fleet raided an escape convoy, boarded the shuttle, and captured the President Austin (who'd allegedly resigned), a lower general, and several Secret Service men. All were executed or all slated for execution by Lord Warhead. First empire to fall after the Immortals introduced themselves to the galaxy by booting the Gamma Corps off Fico.
 The Battle: [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6389&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 The Brik Fourms: Neutral Territory Space]
 The Capture: [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6401 The Brik Fourms: Execution Chamber Aio-9]

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 ==== Woo Tang Clash ====
-In a continuation of the Immortal invasion of the USA, Sigma Legion forces in Florida attempt to capture the [[Acelera Pharmaceuticals]] VP Dr. Shkreli for his corporate secrets on his way to USA federal prison in Coleman for securities fraud. The team also had a secondary objective of stealing his valuable one-of-a-kind Woo Tang Clan album. They are miserably routed by USA and Acelera forces. The Immortal Optio leading the platoon did however kill and desecrate the corpse of Pleb Bush, former Florida governor and Republicuck 2016 presidential candidate. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16756 Chat Battle: Woo Tang Clash]
+In a continuation of the Immortal invasion of the USA, Sigma Legion forces in Florida attempt to capture the [[Acelera Pharmaceuticals]] VP for his corporate secrets on his way to USA federal prison in Coleman. The team also had a secondary objective of stealing his valuable one-of-a-kind Woo Tang Clan album. They are miserably routed by USA and Acelera forces. The Immortal Optio leading the platoon did however kill and desecrate the corpse of Pleb,. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16756 Chat Battle: Woo Tang Clash]
 ==== Battle of Gulfport ====
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 ==== Battle of Planet Houston ====
-The Sigma Shard leads a brutal invasion of the planet Houston in Texas with some Britannian allies, destroying the defending anti-Immortal USA and Trattorian forces and massacring the civilian population down to the women, children, and babies. He also finds Darren Studs, the COO of [[Octan]] based in Texas), as a secondary objective. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16789 Chat Battle: Houston, We've Got a Problem]
+The Sigma Shard leads a brutal invasion of the planet Houston in Texas with some Britannian allies, destroying the defending anti-Immortal USA and Trattorian forces and massacring the population. He also finds Darren Studs, the COO of [[Octan]] based in Texas), as a secondary objective. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16789 Chat Battle: Houston, We've Got a Problem]
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 ==== Battle of Fairhope ====
-The Sigma Shard leads a force to retrieve a hard drive containing the last known copies of Billary Clinton's emails and the infamous President Trump golden shower video. The Immortals sustain many casualties in the vicious ensuing tank battle, but prevail. Unfortunately, the Sigma Shard's idiocy prevents the Immortals from using the contents of the drive for blackmail. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16983 Chat Battle: Battle of Fairhope]
+The Sigma Shard leads a force to retrieve a hard drive. The Immortals sustain many casualties in the vicious ensuing tank battle, but prevail. Unfortunately, the Sigma Shard's idiocy prevents the Immortals from using the contents of the drive. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16983 Chat Battle: Battle of Fairhope]
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 ==== Murders & Acquisitions ====
-The Sigma Legion, led by the Accountant and with some help from the Immortal allied Britannians, ambush and kidnap a [[Goldman Sucks]] executive outside New London while fighting off [[USA]] and [[Trattoria]]n resistance. The executive is successfully tortured with hot tea waterboarding into revealing valuable insider information on several upcoming mergers & acquisitions, which Sigma Legion plans to use to sabotage the economies of the Anti-Immortal superpowers. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15936 Chat Battle: Murders & Acquisitions]
+The Sigma Legion, led by the Accountant and with some help from the Immortal allied Britannians, ambush and kidnap a Trattorian outside New London while fighting off [[USA]] and [[Trattoria]]n resistance. The executive is successfully tortured with hot tea waterboarding into revealing valuable information, which Sigma Legion plans to use to sabotage the Anti-Immortal superpowers.
 ==== A Hostile Takeover ====
-Led by the Accountant and the Sigma Shard, the Sigma Legion acts on some of the insider info gained previously to stage a daring infiltration raid in the [[Assyrian Star Empire]]'s capital Austere. They attack a meeting where [[United Assyrian Technologies]] is trying to acquire GI Brik Inc., a USA weapons and ammunition supplier, with the goal of killing off the UAT executives and forcing GI Brik's acquisition by the Immortal Empire and disrupting the Anti-Immortal Alliance's weapons supply. Fierce fighting with Assyrian, USA, and Trattorian forces, along with the Sigma Shard's reckless bloodlust, leads to a mission failure, although the entire GI Brik board of directors and CEO are killed off and the Immortals seize several company laptops and documents containing further insider info and intel. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15941 Chat Battle: A Hostile Takeover]
+==== LIE to Me ====
 ==== Battle of Planet New Orleans ====

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	An unprecedentedly massive Immortal fleet ambushes Praetorian forces preparing to glass a captured [[Space Nazi]] planet after a referendum on the target city. The Omicron shard and Britannian General Bruce Menzies lead a ground assault against Praetorian forces protecting some escaping transports. The Praetorians defeat the Immortals, killing the Omicron Shard (temporarily) and forcing the Britannians into retreat. Praetorian Commander Idris Pilate is seemingly KIA after the battle, before being resurrected and learning a terrible truth about the Omicron Shard. Meanwhile the Praetorian fleet retreats and regroups. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16814 Battle Report: Black Tide]		An unprecedentedly massive Immortal fleet ambushes Praetorian forces preparing to glass a captured [[Space Nazi]] planet after a referendum on the target city. The Omicron shard and Britannian General Bruce Menzies lead a ground assault against Praetorian forces protecting some escaping transports. The Praetorians defeat the Immortals, killing the Omicron Shard (temporarily) and forcing the Britannians into retreat. Praetorian Commander Idris Pilate is seemingly KIA after the battle, before being resurrected and learning a terrible truth about the Omicron Shard. Meanwhile the Praetorian fleet retreats and regroups. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16814 Battle Report: Black Tide]
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		+	==== White Dawn ====
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		+	A Praetorian/RARCom attempt to secure the Immortal Core of the Omicron Shard ends in failure as Praetorian forces are routed and Idris Pilate is captured. The Britannian Menzies dies, but is brought back by the Omicron Shard. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=17011 Battle Report: White Dawn]

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 === Zombie Zulu Dawn ===
-A Flare up of tensions between multiple Star Nations that took place during a Zombie Apocalypse. Orchestrated by a band of Rouge [[Peaches|Peach]] dissidents and their genetic mutation experiments. You, know, the usual. Staring a cast of millions. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3733&start=0 Full After-Action Report Here: Immortal Admiral Warhead's Debriefing]
+A flare up of tensions between multiple Star Nations that took place during a Zombie Apocalypse on the Britannian planet Praetoria. Orchestrated by a band of rogue [[Peaches|Peach]] dissidents and their genetic mutation experiments. You, know, the usual. Starring a cast of millions. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3733&start=0 Full After-Action Report Here: Immortal Admiral Warhead's Debriefing]
 === [[The LEONIDUS Saga]], VoL Consolidation ===
-King Leonidus of the VoL dies during ZZD and fights his way out of BrikHell like a badass.
+King Leonidus of the [[VoL]] dies during ZZD and fights his way out of BrikHell like a badass.
-Vol consolidation campaign: The [[Vol]] alliance with the [[The Immortal Empire|Immortals]] was not met with approval by all, even among the Vol. Currently, the Vol have been consolidating power, subjugating dissenting clans and forging an even more efficient and more formidable empire.
+VoL consolidation campaign: The [[VoL]] alliance with the [[The Immortal Empire|Immortals]] was not met with approval by all, even among the VoL. Currently, the VoL have been consolidating power, subjugating dissenting clans and forging an even more efficient and more formidable empire.
 === An Immortal's Worst Nightmare ===
-Truly a nightmare, this was [[PedoNuker]]'s first forum battle, and like anything else he does, was a piece of crap. The premise totally raped the entire Immortal War storyline by introducing this "Immortal-killing" Mcguffin, and having a couple star nations fight over it. Luckily, [[Stubby]] stepped in halfway through the battle and banned the little idiot before anything could happen. Nothing is known about the rest of the battle and the fate of the mcguffin, but it is assumed that stubby banhammered the entire planet, destroying the mcguffin, the camera crew filming the battle, and all the living things on it. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5014 Final Transmission from Surface: News Team D0]
+The battle introduced an "Immortal-killing" mcguffin, [[antimortallium]], found by the now eradicated [[Military of Nyphilis United]]. A couple star nations and a [[blokbot]] infestation fought over it. Luckily, [[Stubby]] stepped in halfway through the battle and banned the little idiot before anything could happen. Nothing is known about the rest of the battle, but it is assumed that Stubby banhammered the entire planet, the camera crew filming the battle, and all the living things on it. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5014 Final Transmission from Surface: News Team D0]
 === Immortal Incident on Medivo ===
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 === Hope's Last Stand ===
-After the [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadian]] technological development of personal teleporters, all neighboring planets immediately launched an assault on Akkadia, in an attempt to stop the teleportation accelerator from becoming fully operational. They failed in accomplishing this, and their deaths opened up pro-immortal opportunities for advancement in the Akkadian sector. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5220 Afteraction Report: Immortal Class III Sniper I0158]
+After the [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadian]] technological development of personal teleporters, all neighboring planets immediately launched an assault on Akkadia, in an attempt to stop the teleportation accelerator from becoming fully operational. They failed in accomplishing this, and their deaths opened up pro-Immortal opportunities for advancement in the Akkadian sector. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5220 Afteraction Report: Immortal Class III Sniper I0158]
 === T.T-T.B/ CloneHead Chronicles: Fatal Negations ===
-CloneHead's (a clone of Prof. SharkHead) power is growing on Ajax-4. and with the coalition tied up in the Southern hemisphere fighting the peach menace the Immortals felt the need to quell this soon-to-be problem. A small team is sent to take Clonehead out. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5322 Battle Report: T.T-T.B/ CloneHead Chronicles: Fatal Negations]
+CloneHead's (a clone of Prof. SharkHead) power is growing on [[Ajax-4]]. and with the coalition tied up in the Southern hemisphere fighting the peach menace the Immortals felt the need to quell this soon-to-be problem. A small team is sent to take Clonehead out. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5322 Battle Report: T.T-T.B/ CloneHead Chronicles: Fatal Negations]
 === The Immortal Hunt ===
-A squad of Silvarian soldiers attempt to capture the knocked-out Immortal called M from a few [[Shady Mercenaries]]. Just beside this caravan battle was another one, a gaggle of Britannians trying to recapture several treasure chests from manly pirates. All are pursued by a hovercar of [[Fenian Raiders]]. The result was a temporary victory of the Shady Mercs, (everything else was destroyed by a giant cat) until the three mercs trapped on a broken vehicle in the middle of the desert were found and killed by the [[Silvarian Empire]]. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5771 Bystander Account: Giant Cat Tribe] (thread deleted), [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=446781 Photos on Brickshelf]
+A squad of Silvarian soldiers attempt to capture the knocked-out Immortal called M from a few [[Shady Mercenaries]]. Just beside this caravan battle was another one, a gaggle of Britannians trying to recapture several treasure chests from manly pirates. All are pursued by a hovercar of Fenian Raiders. The result was a temporary victory of the Shady Mercs, (everything else was destroyed by a giant cat) until the three mercs trapped on a broken vehicle in the middle of the desert were found and killed by the [[Silvarian Empire]]. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5771 Bystander Account: Giant Cat Tribe] (thread deleted), [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=446781 Photos on Brickshelf]
 === Boarding the Hyperion ===
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 === The Alighieri Incursion ===
-[[Vergilius Raskolnikov]] invaded the [[FELC]] world of [[Alighieri]] as part of his universal conquest campaign. What at first looked like a simple enough fight was made more complicated when [[Pirates]] and [[BrikThulhu|BrikThulhian]] abominations joined the fray. To top it off, an Immortal strike force appeared, declaring war on the FELC for their betrayal of [[The Immortal Empire]]. A combination of unholy magic and tentacle rape eventually purged the entire planet of life, ending the battle. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5523 Full file here: Independent Archivist Arkbrik's Report]
+[[Vergilius Raskolnikov]] invaded the [[FELC]] world of Alighieri as part of his universal conquest campaign. What at first looked like a simple enough fight was made more complicated when [[Pirates]] and [[BrikThulhu|BrikThulhian]] abominations joined the fray. To top it off, an Immortal strike force appeared, declaring war on the FELC for their betrayal of [[The Immortal Empire]]. A combination of unholy magic and tentacle rape eventually purged the entire planet of life, ending the battle. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5523 Full file here: Independent Archivist Arkbrik's Report]
 === Assault on Goatse Bunker ===

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 The Laporte Helghasts, together with Warhead, fend off zombies while waiting for extraction from Fugates Station. After the battle, King Dillon of the Laporte agree to an Immortal Alliance to fight off their enemies, the Northern Bemidji Alliance led by Emperor Eli. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8804 Battle Report: North vs. South #3 - Zombie Apocalypse]
-=== BrikwaRPG ===
+=== An Unruly Expedition ===
-Suspecting treachery from his ally the [[Zupponn Mining Corporation]], Warhead hires a ragtag group of mercenaries to investigate. They find the ZMC secretly excavating an ancient dreadnut, and clear the area to present their findings to Lord Warhead. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9753 Forum Battle: BrikwaRPG]
+Resistance fighters explore an out-of-contact settlement, and are faced by Immortal Maniac Finnlay tha' Fucka. Result indecisive. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9158 Forum Battle: An Unruly Expedition] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9169 T0] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9174 T1] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9183 T2] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9205 T3] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=9232 T4]
 === Quest of Piltogg: [[Battle for the Head Separator]] ===
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 A Trattorian experiment to contain the Immortal Maniac Sergeant Banfull goes horribly awry and attracts unwanted attention from other factions. The battle ended abruptly under disastrous unknown circumstances and the subsequent mass-amnesticization of all present personnel - Trattorian forces lost track of Sergeant Banfull in the chaos. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9850 Forum Battle Top Thread: Operation Silver Bullet]
 === Conquest of Dagskar Fort ===

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	The planet Argond was colonized by the [[Allied Nations]], before a Warhead shard and his cronies invaded. The Immortals prevail, also stealing the dinosaur pr0n requested by Warhead as a joke. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10033 Battle Report: The Conquest of Dagskar Fort, Rise of a Sphincter PT. 1]		The planet Argond was colonized by the [[Allied Nations]], before a Warhead shard and his cronies invaded. The Immortals prevail, also stealing the dinosaur pr0n requested by Warhead as a joke. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10033 Battle Report: The Conquest of Dagskar Fort, Rise of a Sphincter PT. 1]
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		+	=== Battle of Peach Colony 4 ===
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		+	Immortals and Britannians descend onto Peach Colony 4, while Assyrians come in to fight them for the right to kill the peaches. Indecisive outcome. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10163 Forum Battle: Battle of Peach Colony 4] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10176 T1] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10204 T2] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10218 T3] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10293 T4] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10312 T5] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10344 T6] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10397 T7]

	=== BrikwaRPG2 ===		=== BrikwaRPG2 ===

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	Lord English, a Warhead shard and commander of the Immortal 51st Expeditionary Force, secretly sponsors the Venetian People's Liberation Front, a [[Police State of Venice\|Venetian]] rebel group, in an attempt to kidnap [[Il Duchessa]] of Venice. [http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Heat_In_the_Jungle Forum Battle: Heat in the Jungle]		Lord English, a Warhead shard and commander of the Immortal 51st Expeditionary Force, secretly sponsors the Venetian People's Liberation Front, a [[Police State of Venice\|Venetian]] rebel group, in an attempt to kidnap [[Il Duchessa]] of Venice. [http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Heat_In_the_Jungle Forum Battle: Heat in the Jungle]
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		+	=== Army of JAM: Civil War ===
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		+	A Warhead shard backs Comrade JAM's rulership in his internecine civil war. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13403 Forum Battle: Army of JAM: Civil War], [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=13428 Soap: Army of JAM: Civil War...Interrupted], [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13430 T1] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13447 T2] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13454 T3] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13477 T4] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13488 T5] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13508 T6] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13522 T7]

	=== Operacja: Laserowy Gniew ===		=== Operacja: Laserowy Gniew ===

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 After the [[Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery|Akkadian]] technological development of personal teleporters, all neighboring planets immediately launched an assault on Akkadia, in an attempt to stop the teleportation accelerator from becoming fully operational. They failed in accomplishing this, and their deaths opened up pro-immortal opportunities for advancement in the Akkadian sector. [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5220 Afteraction Report: Immortal Class III Sniper I0158]
 === The Immortal Hunt ===
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 Lord English, a Warhead shard and commander of the Immortal 51st Expeditionary Force, secretly sponsors the Venetian People's Liberation Front, a [[Police State of Venice|Venetian]] rebel group, in an attempt to kidnap [[Il Duchessa]] of Venice. [http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Heat_In_the_Jungle Forum Battle: Heat in the Jungle]
 === Battle for the Immortal Hard Drive ===

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 === North vs. South #3 - Zombie Apocalypse ===
-The Laporte Helghasts, together with Warhead, fend off zombies while waiting for extraction from Fugates Station. After the battle, King Dillon of the Laporte agree to an Immortal Alliance to fight off their enemies, the Northern Bemidji Alliance. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8804 Battle Report: North vs. South #3 - Zombie Apocalypse]
+The Laporte Helghasts, together with Warhead, fend off zombies while waiting for extraction from Fugates Station. After the battle, King Dillon of the Laporte agree to an Immortal Alliance to fight off their enemies, the Northern Bemidji Alliance led by Emperor Eli. [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8804 Battle Report: North vs. South #3 - Zombie Apocalypse]
 === BrikwaRPG ===