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{{Sidebar|[[file:Valkyrie_1280.jpg|300px|A Girl]]

A Girl}}Among all the interdimensional abominations and [[ABS]]-mutated monstrosities in the [[BrikVerse]], there is one [[Creature]] that stands above all others in its ability to terrify even the bravest of [[minifig]] men. Few indeed are those who can hold their ground in the face of Girls.

Due to their rarity in minifig [[civilization]], it's possible for minifigs to go their entire short lives without ever seeing a Girl, much less talking to one, and many strange and horrible [[myth]]s have arisen concerning their [[SuperNatural|uncanny powers]]. In an effort to protect the comfort of the soldiers, minifig civilizations command their Girls to limit themselves to one of two non-threatening [[stereotype]]s: either the Damsel-in-Distress, helplessly waiting for a man to save her, or the Fighting FuckToy, who's allowed to be deadly in combat as long as it's primarily used as an excuse to wear skimpy chainmail bikinis.

In the field, however, a Girl's interest in adhering to stereotypes rarely survives the first round of [[BrikWars|combat]]. The Damsels-in-Distress refuse to miss out on killing stuff, and the Fighting FuckToys forget to pretend that the opinions of spectators have any meaning for them. This is incredibly upsetting to minifig men, who are unable to accept the idea that not everything revolves around them.

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 A Girl}}Among all the interdimensional abominations and [[ABS]]-mutated monstrosities in the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]], there is one [[Bestiary|Creature]] that stands above all others in its ability to terrify even the bravest of [[Minifig Genus|minifig]] men. Few indeed are those who can hold their ground in the face of Girls.
-Due to their rarity in minifig [[civilization]], it's possible for minifigs to go their entire short lives without ever seeing a Girl, much less talking to one, and many strange and horrible [[Mythology|myths]] have arisen concerning their [[SuperNatural|uncanny powers]]. In an effort to protect the comfort of the soldiers, minifig civilizations command their Girls to limit themselves to one of two non-threatening [[Basic Understanding|stereotype]]s: either the Damsel-in-Distress, helplessly waiting for a man to save her, or the Fighting FuckToy, who's allowed to be deadly in combat as long as it's primarily used as an excuse to wear skimpy chainmail bikinis.
+Due to their rarity in minifig [[civilisation]], it's possible for minifigs to go their entire short lives without ever seeing a Girl, much less talking to one, and many strange and horrible [[Mythology|myths]] have arisen concerning their [[SuperNatural|uncanny powers]]. In an effort to protect the comfort of the soldiers, minifig civilizations command their Girls to limit themselves to one of two non-threatening [[Basic Understanding|stereotype]]s: either the Damsel-in-Distress, helplessly waiting for a man to save her, or the Fighting FuckToy, who's allowed to be deadly in combat as long as it's primarily used as an excuse to wear skimpy chainmail bikinis.
 In the field, however, a Girl's interest in adhering to stereotypes rarely survives the first round of [[BrikWars|combat]]. The Damsels-in-Distress refuse to miss out on killing stuff, and the Fighting FuckToys forget to pretend that the opinions of spectators have any meaning for them. This is incredibly upsetting to minifig men, who are unable to accept the idea that not everything revolves around them.

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	In the field, however, a Girl's interest in adhering to stereotypes rarely survives the first round of [[BrikWars\|combat]]. The Damsels-in-Distress refuse to miss out on killing stuff, and the Fighting FuckToys forget to pretend that the opinions of spectators have any meaning for them. This is incredibly upsetting to minifig men, who are unable to accept the idea that not everything revolves around them.		In the field, however, a Girl's interest in adhering to stereotypes rarely survives the first round of [[BrikWars\|combat]]. The Damsels-in-Distress refuse to miss out on killing stuff, and the Fighting FuckToys forget to pretend that the opinions of spectators have any meaning for them. This is incredibly upsetting to minifig men, who are unable to accept the idea that not everything revolves around them.
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 {{Sidebar|[[file:Valkyrie_1280.jpg|300px|A Girl]]
-A Girl}}Among all the interdimensional abominations and [[ABS]]-mutated monstrosities in the [[BrikVerse]], there is one [[Creature]] that stands above all others in its ability to terrify even the bravest of [[minifig]] men. Few indeed are those who can hold their ground in the face of Girls.
+A Girl}}Among all the interdimensional abominations and [[ABS]]-mutated monstrosities in the [[BrikWars Universe|BrikVerse]], there is one [[Bestiary|Creature]] that stands above all others in its ability to terrify even the bravest of [[Minifig Genus|minifig]] men. Few indeed are those who can hold their ground in the face of Girls.
-Due to their rarity in minifig [[civilization]], it's possible for minifigs to go their entire short lives without ever seeing a Girl, much less talking to one, and many strange and horrible [[myth]]s have arisen concerning their [[SuperNatural|uncanny powers]]. In an effort to protect the comfort of the soldiers, minifig civilizations command their Girls to limit themselves to one of two non-threatening [[stereotype]]s: either the Damsel-in-Distress, helplessly waiting for a man to save her, or the Fighting FuckToy, who's allowed to be deadly in combat as long as it's primarily used as an excuse to wear skimpy chainmail bikinis.
+Due to their rarity in minifig [[civilization]], it's possible for minifigs to go their entire short lives without ever seeing a Girl, much less talking to one, and many strange and horrible [[Mythology|myths]] have arisen concerning their [[SuperNatural|uncanny powers]]. In an effort to protect the comfort of the soldiers, minifig civilizations command their Girls to limit themselves to one of two non-threatening [[Basic Understanding|stereotype]]s: either the Damsel-in-Distress, helplessly waiting for a man to save her, or the Fighting FuckToy, who's allowed to be deadly in combat as long as it's primarily used as an excuse to wear skimpy chainmail bikinis.
 In the field, however, a Girl's interest in adhering to stereotypes rarely survives the first round of [[BrikWars|combat]]. The Damsels-in-Distress refuse to miss out on killing stuff, and the Fighting FuckToys forget to pretend that the opinions of spectators have any meaning for them. This is incredibly upsetting to minifig men, who are unable to accept the idea that not everything revolves around them.